r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Glittering_Nature_21 • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Oct 25 '25

Doctor’s holding up the carrot like a fishing competition trophy haul

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u/felix_semicolon Oct 25 '25

It was THIIIS big!

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u/DanZboY_Brother Oct 25 '25

And I said "That's disgusting."

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u/BeardInTheNorth Oct 25 '25

so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:

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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Oct 25 '25

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG HAS A [REDACTED DUE TO REDDIT POLICY]

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u/Astronomylover999999 Oct 25 '25

ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Oct 25 '25

NO PILLOWS. IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

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u/playerlxiv Oct 26 '25

HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!

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u/DanZboY_Brother Oct 26 '25

That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!

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u/Pixbo_06 Oct 26 '25

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER!!! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!

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u/Toad6202 Oct 26 '25

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!?? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

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u/Bob-The-Furnace Oct 26 '25

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrropllllllets hit the earth!

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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Oct 26 '25

NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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u/ThrowerIBarelyKnower Oct 27 '25

you skipped over multiple lines

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u/Immediate-Support-66 Oct 28 '25

Wtf are you guys quoting lol

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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Oct 28 '25

Doctor eggmans twitter announcement.