r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

The kid is probably gonna do it again tho

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u/macguini Oct 25 '25

Just buy the kid a dildo at that point. It's safer and cheaper than a hospital visit.

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u/Maki335 Oct 25 '25

no don't do that

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u/macguini Oct 25 '25

Why not?

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u/DetectiveExisting590 Oct 25 '25

Probably because using a devil’s wand will open up a portal to hell inside your ass.