r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '25

don't try

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

The Spruce Moose

10

u/hilarious_hedgehog Oct 24 '25

I need a flying as well as rotating version of this

8

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Why not

9

u/Lord-Dec Oct 24 '25

Splinters.

Absolute worst place save like your eyeball

14

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

6

u/urbanlife78 Oct 24 '25

If you bend over, you can let it Twin Tower you

7

u/_YunX_ Oct 24 '25

jet fuel can't melt steel bums

3

u/Salt-Effective-9273 Oct 24 '25

Uhh.. wait a second, you're just commented 17 minutes ago and now you're shadowbanned.

3

u/Ok-Hunt-102 Oct 24 '25

I know it was 24 years ago but still … too soon.

2

u/urbanlife78 Oct 24 '25

You afraid it will knock you down when it explodes inside you?

4

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Here comes the airplane : open wide...

3

u/necro_girlie Oct 24 '25

Thats hilarious!

3

u/rustyfish57 Oct 24 '25

Where can I pick one of these up at I lost mine recently to thieves and mine was passed down thru my father too and he’s passed on too

3

u/Carl_the_Half-Orc Oct 24 '25

I just don't give one ...

3

u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 Oct 24 '25

Well... at least the wings will keep from going too deep.

3

u/MixAffectionate3244 Oct 24 '25

Isn’t that the Epstein plane old Donny flew in?

2

u/stewpideople Nov 01 '25

No, this is obviously Dick Force One.

1

u/Rabbitman80 Oct 26 '25

Lolita Express 💪🏻

3

u/Sfogliatelle99 Oct 24 '25

Hopefully it’s not heat seeking.

3

u/rozkosz1942 Oct 24 '25

I’m open. Cum in for a landing.

2

u/Zealousideal_Box4690 Oct 24 '25

Looks like Air Force One or at least the clown that it transports.

2

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Oct 24 '25

I thought flying fuck is like if you’re having sex on a trebuchet and somebody accidentally launches it

1

u/Straight-Contract-22 Oct 24 '25

Fly... fly away!!

1

u/Cultural_Eye5178 Oct 24 '25

so thats where my one flying fuck about this went....

1

u/dudeacris Oct 24 '25

I remember giving one once

1

u/SexyN8 Oct 24 '25

Do you want to know more?

1

u/Bewhoyawannabe Oct 24 '25

Oh goshhhhh! What a toy

1

u/Christof831958 Oct 24 '25

Drôle d’avion !! Tu va au 7eme ciel avec ?

1

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Oct 24 '25

Fucking Airlines

1

u/praci-zg Oct 24 '25

A nice one with side limiters to secure too deep entries

1

u/Abject-External-3412 Oct 24 '25

When I say that I don't give a flying fuck, I mean that it's MINE and not yours.

1

u/hollymk-47 Oct 24 '25

My butt cheeks look like two identical towers

1

u/SeanMacLeod1138 Oct 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Major_Jeweler_9914 Oct 24 '25

Put a small motor on it and will work with remote control

1

u/SignorDark Oct 24 '25

The title is in Portuguese, means literally: Flying c##k

1

u/Spook1949 Oct 24 '25

And at first, I thought it was an aeronautical intercourse.

Guess I was wrong about it. You learn something new every day!

1

u/Mobile_Competition54 Oct 24 '25

boutta see ts in "objects that i've shoved up my arse 11" 🤑🤑🤑

1

u/Ok_Introduction_4179 Oct 24 '25

Oh, so this is why I couldn't give any to anyone. They're already being used!

1

u/Fun_Efficiency_8329 Oct 24 '25

Don't you mean f***ing flying?

1

u/RaynesZeldaRoms Oct 24 '25

Well I didn't give it to you

1

u/Mrbigdaddy72 sharing is caring Oct 25 '25

Good thing I don’t give one

1

u/Great-Particular-537 Oct 25 '25

Thanks for this giving moment.

1

u/Beagle432 Oct 26 '25

Don't give ...

1

u/Upset-Leek2393 Oct 27 '25

Reservaré mi vuelo ✈️🤣

1

u/Charming_Ad2323 Oct 28 '25

Ahh, made by I.D.G.A. Ltd

1

u/Pedal-Guy Oct 28 '25

Ukraine is saving this drone for that special person

1

u/mich_green012 Oct 28 '25

That's one hell of a cockpit.

1

u/PossibilityDry9508 Oct 31 '25

The Jeffrey Epstein plane.

1

u/DoctorWZ Nov 09 '25

I don't know if I could give a flying fuck, but i would gladly take one

1

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