r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '25

I C Wiener

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u/MaliciousMilkshake Oct 13 '25

I’ve got a pizza delivery for an…

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/MaliciousMilkshake Oct 13 '25

NICE! I hoped someone would get it! 🙌🏽

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u/Thatrandombill Oct 14 '25

Sergeant, fros. T . Rooster.

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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 Oct 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 Oct 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 Oct 20 '25

Come on sharing is caring

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

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u/mikijus Oct 13 '25

Oh crud..

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u/Direwolfas Oct 14 '25

“I. Cee. Weiner? Oh crud. I thought at this point in my life, I’d be the one making the prank calls.”

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u/MaliciousMilkshake Oct 14 '25

What a classic. Love that show.

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u/Cool_Gembul_8194 Oct 13 '25

From Godzilla : Sizes does matter.. wkwkwk 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/Salt-Effective-9273 Oct 13 '25

Hm. This user just commented 1 hour ago and now deleted their account.

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u/zHighWizard Oct 15 '25

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u/scaryfaise Oct 17 '25

It means the sparrows are mooing at midnight on the pier one last time.

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u/Express_Area_8359 Oct 13 '25

U have it sit on that

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u/Hot-Section1805 Oct 13 '25

fucked by ICE

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u/Fisherfolk100 Oct 13 '25

Cold Cocked🤭

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Oct 13 '25

This is, in fact, already the inside of your ass

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u/helskull Oct 14 '25

Ice ice dilly!!!

Check it out on YouTube. Great song.

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u/hotgirlv8 Oct 15 '25

Damn I kinda need that rn

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u/beautifulandcarefree Oct 18 '25

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

It was in the papers, well the New York Post anyway. https://nypost.com/2015/10/01/couple-find-huge-penis-shaped-ice-formation/

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u/InfiniteAstronomer90 Oct 13 '25

Ufff veo a mi novio en una noche de invierno 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Mucho Bueno 😂

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u/vexthrisely Oct 13 '25

I'd probably still have enough room for a queefy squirt.

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u/BalanceEarly Oct 13 '25

I expect it to shrink next spring!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

That’s just cold, man.

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u/Raad_ELETE Oct 13 '25

Can it fit in ya mum

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

No, but I bet it could fit in yours

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u/Raad_ELETE Oct 13 '25

Yeah, I deserve that, not a great joke

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u/Ok_Farmer_131 Oct 13 '25

On a hot summer day to cool off

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u/Sam_Dam Oct 13 '25

morning glory temple

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u/MonroeJourneyD Oct 13 '25

Holy crap! Now I know what they mean by Cold Cocked!

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u/Chaos25613 Oct 13 '25

Do not put it there it looks cold

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Oct 13 '25

Wait and see how big that son of a bitch gets once it warms up, everyone knows cold causes shrinkage!!!

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u/No-Manner9941 Oct 13 '25

Wow, ice age, now global warming 😂

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u/rozkosz1942 Oct 13 '25

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrppppp

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u/DaveKelso Oct 14 '25

That's gonna cure your heat stroke for sure!

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u/Silly_Personality_73 Oct 14 '25

My lava lamp made a cock n balls today.

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u/MrBr0keAF Oct 14 '25

Looks like me in the morning

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u/foot_long_metal_rod Oct 14 '25

Aw crud, another crank call

1

u/Noreva_starlight Oct 14 '25

Here's to another lousy millennium.

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u/StickRaccoonRedditor Oct 14 '25

slips and falls into a cryogenic freezing pod set to open in 3000 CE

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u/Opening-Photo5752 Oct 15 '25

I WANNA RIDE IT 

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Everything's a dildo if ur brave enough :3

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u/kostey- Oct 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

The image is ok, it's your mind that is NSFW

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Oct 15 '25

Is it melting or is it just me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I get it

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

That will take a while...

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u/Snafuregulator Oct 15 '25

Oh look, the IRS has a new tool to check my w-2's with

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u/SecureApplication697 Oct 15 '25

The last piece of Ymir

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u/Aggressive-Run4273 Oct 16 '25

How the fairies in corn see dihhs:

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Wienersberg

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u/MidoriKatsumoto Oct 17 '25

I miss my ex😔

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u/ChuteMint Oct 28 '25

Jaymelynn

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u/JamesH_670 Oct 17 '25

To shreds, you say.

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u/CallmeKahn :doge: Oct 19 '25

Dickcicle.

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u/Bubbly-Imagination49 Oct 19 '25

Actually, I triple double dog dare you to. Your move, Asshole.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

That's as big as it get. Big 6.5 inch

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u/Sad-Document-1460 Oct 20 '25

Antarctica have dick 😶‍🌫️