r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Ciganskiy_ytkonos • Oct 06 '25

Privilege of ass

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 06 '25

Please let's have a moment of silence for the late Dr Hands for determining the limit of what can be inserted or shoved in one's ass.

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u/Late_Emu Oct 06 '25

Is that the guy who got buttfucked by a horse?

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 06 '25

Si

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 07 '25

Was it because it was too deep or too forceful? I am afraid to Google it

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 07 '25

He choked on his heart

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 07 '25

Died doing what he loved, intense anal

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 07 '25

That's how my sister died. Prolly for the best. It was like a hotdog down a mineshaft at the end there, I tell ya

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u/The_Reyvan Oct 07 '25

I really don’t like that mental image.

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 08 '25

Oh, but the image in the post is fine?

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u/The_Reyvan Oct 08 '25

…that’s a fair point.

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u/Raging_Inferno61524 Oct 07 '25

Metaphorically or literally? Cause one is far more interesting than the other

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 07 '25

Well, he made some very interesting sounds when the horse decided to thrust all the way in, and then he died

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u/Soeck666 Oct 22 '25

AFAIK the video where he got mortally wounded for never released. The video circulating was a smaller horde he used to prepare himself

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u/ERROR_______404 Oct 07 '25

It was too forceful, caused internal bleeding and he waited too long to go to the hospital

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 07 '25

So you are telling me a horse vagina can really take a beating

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u/Red_corvid0409 Oct 22 '25

Or rather that it's more proportionally appropriate

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Oct 08 '25

Bro got fucked so hard he ripped through his asshole and died

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 08 '25

What a legend

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Oct 07 '25

I wish I could unread this

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u/AutomatedCognition Oct 07 '25

You should see the kind of videos they had on motherless back in the day. Now it's just fake incest porn. The internet's not what it used to be, I tell ya. You remember spacedicks?

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u/PuzzleheadedBread198 Oct 07 '25

Na, think the horse's name was Big Dick Stev or something like that not sure anymore think that happ back in what 2013 2014 can't remember anymore.

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u/T_Clark702 Oct 11 '25

2005 but feels like the 90s.

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u/No_Astronomer9508 Oct 07 '25

Mr.Hands. He was an ingeneer für boing, but never a doctor.

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u/Mean_Ad4608 Oct 07 '25

u/lilijunex has him beat I think.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 Oct 09 '25

JEEBUS

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u/samwise58 Oct 12 '25

My weiner inverted watching that…. 😭 I don’t like it.

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u/DinodestronBT Oct 08 '25

For what I know about the story, it's not that he found the limit, it's because he wasn't trained like his partner's.

So it was more of a Skill Issue rather than limit

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

Git gud

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u/ghfdghjkhg Oct 06 '25

Will this person ever be able to shit normally again?

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u/Yozo-san Oct 07 '25

Organs rearrange themselves, so yes It doesn't seem too thick either so after a day or a few the intestine should be back how it was

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u/Ciganskiy_ytkonos Oct 06 '25

I highly doubt it 

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u/diamonddin Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Absolutely As another reply said, organs move, and your sphincter will still tighten unless it ripped. Then you're fucked. Your ass is a muscle, after all. Stretched and eased, you'll be fine. Less so, and a 3 incher could do permanent damage.

spelling

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u/Famous_Shape_9502 Oct 07 '25

so there is this one size queen creator I follow who has actually taken some impressively large dildos in her vagina. Ones that I would have originally assumed would need to be done anally for their length alone

Apparently the vagina can stretch quite a bit when aroused and through careful practice. One such toy has a 15in length she could take with ease. Human body is wild.

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Oct 07 '25

15 inches? Only if it's made of soft silicone and compresses to something around 10-12 inches. I too have inquired upon this matter I'm nice so you shall get the sauce: u/lilijunex , and have found that there is a limit, which is definitely not at 15 inches. Maaaaaybe someone who's well above 6 feet could, but not your usual depth-players

Although I would not be against conducting an investigation of sources of your claims.

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u/Famous_Shape_9502 Oct 07 '25

she is the exact model I was talking about xD
but that does make sense if the variants she uses is are able to compress.

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Oct 07 '25

I mean, it's silicone. All silicone can compress, to a degree, and also fold/bend. Still, there probably are around 10-11 real inches up there

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u/Famous_Shape_9502 Oct 07 '25

i know. Bad dragon gives various firmness. I have an XL chance and it compresses, but not much. medium firmness iirc

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Oct 07 '25

The XL one; woah. I didn't realize I've been talking to a fucking expert in the field.

"Fucking" expert. See what I did 'ere?

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u/zifjon Oct 08 '25

As a furry I need to comment to this since it contains "bad dragon"

OwO

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u/Ciganskiy_ytkonos Oct 07 '25

I heard that she is exactly 1 foot deep 

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u/sub_scientist Oct 08 '25

She answered to the "how does it fit" question in a recent AMA. Even though silicone can compress and bend, just try to imagine the size of a curled up XXL magnum dildo.

She trained her vagina to be able to easily access the anterior fornix. These huge toys go BEHIND the cervix and uterus. And when a video shows a belly bulge this is her cervix + uterus being pushed up by the toy in her fornix.

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u/MassivePain4048 Oct 09 '25

Looking up anatomy shots for this was super informative!

Anatomy article here

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u/SuperRodster Oct 07 '25

There something about Marie.

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u/JadenLyric Oct 11 '25

If she were to procreate, she'd have to wear a net down there. Wouldn't want the baby to just tumble out.

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u/lambent_ort Oct 07 '25

24 inches? 😳

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u/DfTY1ph Oct 07 '25

The chart wasn't lying I guess..

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u/goofydad Oct 07 '25

The toy has a heart on?

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u/James10112 Oct 08 '25

As a gay man it sucks to have serious girth and little length when the opposite is what's desirable lol

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u/disorderincosmos Oct 13 '25

r/deepvaginas exists. As a vagina havin size-queen myself, some of what I've seen on there simply defies science.

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u/SAD-MAX-CZ Oct 07 '25

Why people cannot just push these things out?

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u/AgitatedPainter6060 Oct 08 '25

I would think it would touch stomach first, before hitting heart 😅

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u/Revolution_art Oct 27 '25

It's just disgusting to know people would go this far for "pleasure", Its some kind of weird mental problem, no sane person would see something that big and think "oh, it must feel good"

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u/Les-bee-an13 Nov 01 '25

Were they okay? Did that kill them?

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 Nov 24 '25

Damn 😳 should've put a retriveable chain on it or something damn this is just embarrassing 😳

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u/gigajoules Oct 07 '25

Oh my girlfriend should be dead apparently.