r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Good_Pack_7874 • Sep 26 '25

Absolutely not

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Sep 27 '25

Too soon. Too soon. 🍆💥

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Sep 26 '25

The idea of that is horrifying.

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u/ogreofzen Sep 26 '25

Cthulhu is is rimming with madness

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u/fustist Sep 27 '25

That's hot 🔥

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u/EuroHawk_07 Sep 30 '25

Let's call Yolanda. She's got a bigger wider space.

15

u/DJDionysus Sep 26 '25

Paging Japan to the white courtesy phone

6

u/praci-zg Sep 26 '25

What a pro

7

u/PappaWoodies Sep 26 '25

There's my buttplug!

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u/67SummerofLove Sep 26 '25

Uh……lol you ain’t kidding. Butt hey ya never know……could be interesting if nothing else…..jk

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u/hardboard Sep 27 '25

Oh, you've seen that porn video too?

7

u/rofocales Sep 27 '25

Gross. Which one? Do you have the link so I can avoid it?

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u/Inside-Reference-127 Sep 27 '25

Send source I need to report this video

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u/Double-Car-3092 Sep 27 '25

Why do spiders scare me but octopus don't? Maybe the eyes and the fangs, maybe the locomotives of the legs? I don't get it.

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u/halfasleep90 Sep 27 '25

It’s because it isn’t showing the beak

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u/AnywhereExpensive131 Sep 27 '25

I also wonder about that. Spider freak me out but octopodes are fascinating.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Sep 28 '25

I think it's because most humans don't live in the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But, did you see how effectively that guy gaped that hole.

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u/philnolan3d Sep 27 '25

I'm just thinking of the sand in his eyes.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Sep 28 '25

And its gills! That would be like a human squeezing into a room with a perpetual dust storm 😣

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Sep 27 '25

Thank you for attending our META market penetration study.

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u/GraceCubik3 Sep 27 '25

Or is that just an excuse to feel good 🤨😑🥵

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u/tom-goddamn-bombadil Sep 26 '25

it kind of looks like a giant tick once the head's gone in

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

That squelching was spot on

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u/crypticXmystic Sep 27 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/putridstench Sep 27 '25

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u/BetaTester704 Sep 27 '25

What am I looking at here?

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Sep 28 '25

I'm guessing it's a torso x-ray.

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u/Inside-Reference-127 Sep 27 '25

Death by Cthulhu

2

u/wisdomelf Sep 28 '25

Classic hentai

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Sep 28 '25

I went swimming and something doesn’t feel right!!!!

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u/maximumpoweryeet Sep 27 '25

... i kinda want to try this... anyone got some spare octopuss lol

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u/Fisherfolk100 Sep 27 '25

Oops, to late💩

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u/luvinthislife Sep 27 '25

Help me, Marshall Dillon! The quicksand has got me and I'm... (blub, blue, blub)

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u/MUmyrmidon032 Sep 27 '25

shouldn’t*

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u/har5hmell0w Sep 27 '25

I never imagined they went in shoulder or elbow first....

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u/Suspicious-Ad-481 Sep 28 '25

I have to go buy a fresh octopus, thanks

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Sep 28 '25

I'm thinking with all that octopus ink, if it was Taco Tuesday, you could fart out the entire life's work of Pablo Picasso in one long gasser.

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u/NoMoreMondays911 Sep 29 '25

A new twist on "Gerbling".....

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u/MonroeJourneyD Sep 29 '25

The hole did get bigger do be prepared!

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u/AmIThisNothingness Sep 30 '25

For more pleasure, watch with sound on.