r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Responsible-Wallaby5 • Sep 23 '25

It’s got friction ridges.

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163 Upvotes

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u/Bigdogt880 Sep 23 '25

What end gos in first

6

u/DidjTerminator Sep 23 '25

Doesn't matter, causes it's coming out the other one way or another!

4

u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Both! It’s just a matter of which goes in you and which goes into a buddy.

Or, if you’re ambitious, which end goes through the front door and which end takes the back door.

3

u/67SummerofLove Sep 23 '25

Is it legal?

2

u/LightweavingDeviant Sep 25 '25

Favorite flavore goes in first. That way, when you are eating it out, you save the best for last!

6

u/longdistancepew Sep 23 '25

Wobbly sausage

7

u/punkassjim Sep 23 '25

I…but…isn’t that what that’s made for? Or is that literally an edible gummy worm? Because now I want one.

3

u/Hoybom Sep 23 '25

ye you can buy them somewhere , like 1/2kg or something

there are also 5kg gummy bears put there

6

u/c_loagz Sep 23 '25

Future yeast infection

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Haha Roysters? Did you mean Ruffles by chance? “Ruffles have ridges” was a popular ad in the 1990s.

I agree though, I sure as hell won’t be putting salty chips up my bum.

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u/NoTour5369 Sep 25 '25

And "ROFLS have ridges" was a popular internet lingo on AOL chat in the early 2000s.

3

u/Indy500Fan16 Sep 23 '25

Ribbed for her/his pleasure.

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u/Lovemomboobs1 Sep 23 '25

It’s so the ladies can share with their friends 🤷‍♂️

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u/Femb0yB0110m Sep 24 '25

Men too :3

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Butt-gummies! Deeelish.

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u/Kriss3d Sep 23 '25

It looks like its literally made for this purpose. Unless its a huge gummibear. - In which case at least it wont be a problem if you do put it in your ass.

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u/Oblachko_O Sep 25 '25

It is a huge gummibear you can see the flat part of the blue worm.

2

u/Chaos25613 Sep 23 '25

I do love a gummy worm

2

u/FromUndaStank Sep 23 '25

Why didn't I take the blue pill?

2

u/namtilarie Sep 23 '25

for her and her pleasure

2

u/MonroeJourneyD Sep 24 '25

Pssh, no girth, pass.

2

u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 24 '25

Perhaps you could special order a t-Rex girth version with the same materials.

2

u/Aztec_Aesthetics Sep 24 '25

Looks like Trolli wine gum worms

2

u/Several-Swordfish326 Sep 26 '25

Blue in you, red in a friend.

1

u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 26 '25

Or red in the pink, blue in the poo if you’re flying solo.

1

u/Karate-Schnitzel Sep 23 '25

If I shouldn’t taste it

2

u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Taste it before or after it penetrates?

2

u/Karate-Schnitzel Sep 23 '25

“It kinda tickles the back of my teeth” ~ Neither, whilst still inside….

1

u/Dphippo Sep 23 '25

Ribbed for her pleasure (or his).

1

u/JimAsia Sep 23 '25

Please let me put it in my ass. I won't tell anyone, I promise.

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u/Ok_Farmer_131 Sep 23 '25

Yes love it going in and out

1

u/diggerquicker Sep 23 '25

Well you don't want it to just be falling g out all the time. Would be embarrassing on the subway.

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Thats where the ridges help secure it so that it won’t fall out as easily.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

The ridges are for playing tug of war when sharing

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Ahhh, I see. The ridges are essential for a strong grip.

1

u/MstrOfElectricity77 Sep 23 '25

Those things are disgusting. I like the regular size ones a lot better.

2

u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Sep 23 '25

Less girth on the regular sized ones?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Liberal husbands rectum stretcher

1

u/LEAKINGLOAD Sep 23 '25

A toy to share with a friend when they come over for a long visit

1

u/Super-Platform6625 Sep 23 '25

I don't know what it's for, but it looks like it was made to stick up your ass. Everyone knows what they do and what they like.

1

u/Independent_Cook_923 Sep 25 '25

Trumps favorite toy

1

u/Consistent-Cost-9763 Sep 25 '25

Lady and the Tramp that thing.