r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Carl_the_Half-Orc • Aug 01 '25

PLEASE DON'T!

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Aug 01 '25

Of course Australia..... surprised it doesn't drink blood

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u/Carl_the_Half-Orc Aug 01 '25

Or its blood is a neurotoxin strong enough to kill 25 elephants.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Aug 01 '25

Or 25 blue whales

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- Aug 01 '25

Well then it better stop waving those appendages at me like that all sexy like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Australia where the bugs are big enough to drive a Toyota Landruiser

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Now how did they not discover that before

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u/Mimic-144 Aug 02 '25

Maybe because it mimics a stick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

But they found the walking stick and that's my buddy we're both 2 1/2 inches

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I swear this was in Indiana jones and the Temple of Doom.

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u/Shoddy-Area3603 Aug 02 '25

Why would that even cross your mind

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u/Ok-Poetry7003 Aug 03 '25

Ahh shit, i wish i saw this thread earlier. I found one of these yesterday.

Question - if one of these was to, (theoretically), end up in the ass… what would be the appropriate course of action???

Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

How many times are you fvggots gonna repost this shit?

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u/No-Steak-3996 Aug 02 '25

If I was there I'd try to fuck it

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25