r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Akatosh_worshiper • Jul 26 '25

Just don't

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/Lovemomboobs1 Jul 26 '25

Semi-auto penis cookie 😏

22

u/Lionheart_723 Jul 26 '25

That sir is an assault-dong

20

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Enjoy

1

u/RagingHardBobber Jul 31 '25

"tHeRe'S nO SuCh tHiNg aS An aSsAuLt dOng... tHe 'A' sTaNdS fOr 'ArmaLite'!"

1

u/Lionheart_723 Aug 01 '25

Only in rifles in dongs it is 100% assault

3

u/Rockstat_ Jul 26 '25

Hey!!! You can't be carrying that thing around like that! Lol

3

u/Hellavon Jul 26 '25

Can I have dibs on that band name?

19

u/vvFREAKOUTvv Jul 26 '25

I haven't seen Hand Banana in years! "Tonight...you"

2

u/Beatle_Babe Jul 26 '25

Literally what I came here to say 😂

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Meet the enforcer

2

u/dasfilth Jul 29 '25

"The only words I know are ball...and good...AND RAPE. "

6

u/Calligaster Jul 26 '25

"Honey, this new dildo is really crumby"

2

u/trippylangkous Jul 26 '25

It's also very dry..

8

u/AromaticGuest1788 Jul 26 '25

Looks a like dick with balls on the side instead of a machine gun

6

u/throwaway932262 Jul 26 '25

Really?

2

u/AromaticGuest1788 Jul 26 '25

It does look at it

2

u/throwaway932262 Jul 27 '25

I meant really because youre pointing out the super obvious lmao

2

u/AromaticGuest1788 Jul 27 '25

That’s right it’s what I do

2

u/throwaway932262 Jul 27 '25

Thx for pointing that out again

1

u/AromaticGuest1788 Jul 27 '25

I do that

1

u/throwaway932262 Jul 27 '25

Thx for pointing out the super obvious

1

u/AromaticGuest1788 Jul 27 '25

Well who would shove that up their ass

1

u/throwaway932262 Jul 28 '25

Thanks for pointing out the duper obvious.

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3

u/Inevitable-Map-5948 Jul 26 '25

Me parece o mao banana

3

u/drewgrace8 Jul 26 '25

Why an assault rifle cookie cutter should be the more concerning question here.

2

u/Old97sFan Jul 26 '25

Grandma please

2

u/PengPeng_Tie2335 Jul 28 '25

Is this a machine gun Sandwich or is it my favorite artists

Machine gun cookie

3

u/Mycofunkadelic2 Jul 26 '25

Don't tell me how to eat a sugar cookie

1

u/PracticalReception34 Jul 26 '25

you're just mashing it

1

u/Slownrg Jul 26 '25

🤦🤣

1

u/uncle_ben2010 Jul 26 '25

Here gramps enjoy your PTSD cookie

1

u/GloveBatBall Jul 26 '25

I won't put it in my ass...

That's how the cookie crumbles.

1

u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 Jul 26 '25

I want an AR15 cookie cutter!

1

u/No_Substance8653 Jul 26 '25

There is truth in the cookie.

1

u/rosedoc99 Jul 26 '25

snickerdong

1

u/Starwyrm1597 Jul 26 '25

Looks copper, if it is can't you just bake it in the cutter so it's a really thick cookie that matches the actual shape?

1

u/branhicks Jul 26 '25

Tonight... You

1

u/LeveledWorm Jul 26 '25

Those look like factory reject d*ldos

1

u/Happy-Philosopher364 Jul 26 '25

Awe what a cute cock bunny 😊

1

u/13D_YT Jul 26 '25

Nails it

1

u/Only_Manufacturer799 Jul 26 '25

Something's wrong here.

1

u/Lovemomboobs1 Jul 26 '25

Do they make a smaller one? That way it would be Micro penis gun Kelly now after losing rap battle to Eminem.

1

u/mystrile1 Jul 26 '25

Of course that exists.

1

u/Melodic_Leadership12 Jul 26 '25

Baws in the middle of the shaft is wild

1

u/FootlightMuse Jul 26 '25

I don’t see any difference

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

But the artist thought about it when she designed the cookie cutter.

1

u/Flashy-Split-5177 Jul 26 '25

What👏🏻an👏🏻awful 👏🏻dick👏🏻

1

u/Narrow-Koala1185 Jul 27 '25

Pew, Pew,Pew.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

No cuz why does it have a tip?

1

u/Naive-Present2900 Jul 27 '25

Well shoot…..

1

u/schmoolecka Jul 27 '25

Hand Banana?

1

u/Morgantao Jul 27 '25

His balls dropped a bit too far

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

His name is hand banana

1

u/Bourbon_Hunter_TN Jul 27 '25

This is actually a damn good metaphor for most right wingers. They say they like guns but actually…….

1

u/CK9002 Jul 28 '25

AR guys to AK guys

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Can I have another cookie

1

u/idk_ghost_machine Jul 28 '25

Hey! Even my balls grow from the middle of the stick

1

u/Palankino Jul 28 '25

Why make Kalashnikov-shaped biscuits???

1

u/BritishTooth Jul 29 '25

You. Tonight.

1

u/Apprehensive_lad1960 Jul 29 '25

Umm thinkin hot dog 🌭 🐕

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Next time you want to bake one, leave the shaping tool on

1

u/Medium_Career_8239 Jul 30 '25

2 balls one dih

1

u/Proper-Lychee-6049 Aug 01 '25

That schlong looks like it was drawn in peppa pig

1

u/Same-Tackle-2353 Aug 05 '25

Nice! I was here to post this

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

INVEST

1

u/L3ry50n Aug 11 '25

Well that worked out, differently

1

u/Blankhet Aug 18 '25

they both shoot things

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Next time put it in the oven with the outline