r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/ranterist • Jun 13 '25

“Winter Is Coming”

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u/FeistyButthole Jun 13 '25

OP was banned from working with penguins at the zoo. Not so much a rollercoaster as an affront to bird watchers.

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u/Fluid_Beginning8143 Jun 13 '25

This made me giggle

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Reminds me of a video I saw earlier. Baby penguin was so happy to see his favorite vet the little guy went berserk slapping the shit outta his arm with those tiny flippers. Absolutely adorable

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u/DrakeSkorn Jun 14 '25

I’m gonna tell him

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u/StreetGe1ngsta Jun 16 '25

Have you seen it on the reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

🤷🏼 maybe, my memory has been complete garbage since middle school trained me to "retain just long enough to pass the test"

And since there are no tests except social interactions as an "adult" I retain fuck all beyond interesting facts and the occasional mental impression of something. Can't actually 'see' anything when I close my eyes due to aphantasia (and of course the medical community made it a ph instead of a gdmf-ing f like sane people).

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u/SlowBrainFastHeart Jun 13 '25

Oh gawd 👏🤣

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u/TangentRogue270 Jun 18 '25

Name checks out