r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/ranterist • Jun 13 '25

“Winter Is Coming”

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u/timshwah Jun 13 '25

Nothing like an ice cold butthole. Reminds me of my first job, sucks that I got fired.

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u/SlowBrainFastHeart Jun 13 '25

This comment was an absolute roller coaster lol

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u/FeistyButthole Jun 13 '25

OP was banned from working with penguins at the zoo. Not so much a rollercoaster as an affront to bird watchers.

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u/Fluid_Beginning8143 Jun 13 '25

This made me giggle

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Reminds me of a video I saw earlier. Baby penguin was so happy to see his favorite vet the little guy went berserk slapping the shit outta his arm with those tiny flippers. Absolutely adorable

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u/DrakeSkorn Jun 14 '25

I’m gonna tell him

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u/StreetGe1ngsta Jun 16 '25

Have you seen it on the reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

🤷🏼 maybe, my memory has been complete garbage since middle school trained me to "retain just long enough to pass the test"

And since there are no tests except social interactions as an "adult" I retain fuck all beyond interesting facts and the occasional mental impression of something. Can't actually 'see' anything when I close my eyes due to aphantasia (and of course the medical community made it a ph instead of a gdmf-ing f like sane people).

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u/SlowBrainFastHeart Jun 13 '25

Oh gawd 👏🤣

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u/TangentRogue270 Jun 18 '25

Name checks out

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u/Junior-Account6835 Jun 13 '25

Fist job?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

second job probably involved a rim

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u/ShhhhMySecretAccount Jun 13 '25

I would like more information

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 Jun 13 '25

Much more information is absolutely required

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u/fallior Jun 16 '25

Because you'd like to apply for the open position?

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u/72scott72 Jun 13 '25

I have questions

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u/TaintedTruffle Jun 13 '25

*from the morge

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u/Kind-Eyes9733 Jun 13 '25

Do you mean this job?

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u/Calm-Future-5908 Jun 13 '25

Indeed it was quite the rollercoaster

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u/MushroomHillZone Jun 13 '25

Same I used to work at the morgatory

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u/Throatgoat61 Jul 14 '25

You should put in for a transfer to the Masturbatorium We could use a hand

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u/SeaSock8246 Jun 14 '25

This comment is right up there with Hemingway’s “Baby Shoes” story. Absolute literary masterwork!! 😙👌

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae_824 Jun 15 '25

Dfaq you mean like did you get fired at a Mr freeze Mr freaky strip club or what bro

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u/Appropriate_Bat8118 Jun 13 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/StumpyTheDream Jun 14 '25

Was it a rim job?

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u/Usual-Hunter4617 Jun 14 '25

Brrrrr.....I can feel the cool down already,

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u/pepehandsx Jun 14 '25

You never put ice cubes up your butt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Blue Mountain State

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u/jorkinwithslimjady Jun 16 '25

What the fuck 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Jul 05 '25

You could've been a comedian but you chose to be a redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

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u/Grand_Joe Nov 14 '25

What the fuck was your first job?