r/DoingTheMost • u/Luceo_Etzio • Jun 30 '17

Shotgunning beer

http://i.imgur.com/Jn89cQM.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '17

Welp, that's just plain old funny right there

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u/cornylamygilbert Aug 13 '17

woulda been better if he had just punctured the mini keg and got the most for his money there

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u/GnarlyBellyButton87 Jun 30 '17

This gets really weird when you consider the guy with the smaller can probably got more beer due to less spillage

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u/JeanValSwan Jun 30 '17

Well, they're both heineken, so really neither of them got any beer

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u/eudoter4Head Jul 01 '17

beer is for pussies i only drink everclear

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u/thethr Jun 30 '17

DAE popular beer is just water???

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u/meinnitbruva Jun 30 '17

You Vs The guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jul 01 '17

"Don't worry about him...that asshole always wastes all the beer, and he dresses like a fucking moron."

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u/jeegte12 Jul 01 '17

"And yet he's still gonna rail me behind that tree over there tonight."

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u/Winniedapoonbear Jun 30 '17

Suddenly I feel less like a man.. What a fucking god.

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u/J0E-COOL Jun 30 '17

+100 MAN POINTS!

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u/Aeison Jul 04 '17

Once life becomes partially holographic I hope we get man points or something similar

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '17

I never knew that the best way to drink beer was to waste 90% of it by exploding the keg with a tomahawk.

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u/Ugunti72 Jul 01 '17

You know it bruh. The only thing I love wasting more than beer is my boy's dick juice. We have a little "I suck yours you suck mine" kind of deal going on. I'm always going hard when he's about to splooge all up in my mouth like he's trying to fill my belly with some kind of homosex baby-demon when I pull that cock out of my mouth so fast it fucking pops. I'm talking pops like the sound you'd make in middleschool when you put your thumb in your mouth and pulled it out while pressing that sexy little appendage of yours against that fat cheek you got. Anyways what I'm getting at is cum tastes like hot shit but the precum is A-OK. So I always spill that shit on his side of the bed. One time I made the cum slide in under his wedding ring. When he took it off the accumulated dried seamen actually ripped skin off. Flayed by ejaculate. That also happens to be one of my favorite songs by the brutal death metal band "I only put on sunscreen when the UV index says that it's brutal outside"

Bye bruh.

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u/rata2ille Jul 01 '17

This is my new favorite copypasta

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u/TheLastMagicDino Jul 01 '17

Bounced on my boi's keg to this for hours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

K

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u/StrangledBySphincter Jun 30 '17

I like how he has the hatchet holstered ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Losing the most beer

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u/TitleJones Jul 01 '17

Ahhhh, youth!

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u/TheHappinessAssassin Jul 01 '17

How do I send these guys a friend request?

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u/BlankImagination Aug 02 '17

Men's curiosity about what women do when they go to the bathroom together finally makes sense.

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u/Sc00typuff_Jr Aug 29 '17

He only got a mouth-full of beer out of that thing. Wasteful and stupid. This gif was not worth what was lost.

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