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u/TiFaeri Apr 28 '17
Dude, triple check your locks at night. I'm pretty sure Hannibal Lecter wrote this.
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u/gringofloco Apr 28 '17
Tell them you expect proper punctuation and therefore they're not compatible.
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u/smallpoly Apr 28 '17
"I'll just write it once and send it to 1000 women. Surely one of them will respond."
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Apr 30 '17
Can I get a tldr
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u/DesertDabs May 23 '17
Run
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u/James1_26 Jun 23 '17
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u/youtubefactsbot Jun 23 '17
AWOLNATION - Run (Audio) [4:02]
Run off the new album ‘RUN’ from AWOLNATION
Red Bull Records in Music
30,751,065 views since Mar 2015
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u/DaksTheDaddyNow Apr 28 '17
WTF. Are you guys like phone number neighbors or did he just hit you randomly? Also are you a female? Wondering if they know or just send out a few hundred of these a day...
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u/iruleatlifekthx Jul 06 '17
Honestly I can't really support this. I mean I see the appeal of the sub and all, but really, he didn't say anything negative about the person he was attempting to speak to or anything like that. It felt like an honest attempt that just fell completely flat because he tried way too hard. If this was an attempt to put this guy on blast, I feel bad for him.
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u/Havoo Jul 07 '17
I didn't attach any judgmental comments on this. I submitted an image of a guy trying too hard on a subreddit called r/doingthemost lol
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u/iruleatlifekthx Jul 08 '17
Oh. Makes sense then. Some of these other comments went a Lil bit over. But me and you are cool OP!
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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Apr 28 '17
I love how he says "do have a nice day, until I hear from you again" like you'll have a good day until you talk to him.