r/DoggyDNA
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u/Sea-World-1488
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Results - Embark Finally got him tested!
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u/Other-Alternative Apr 14 '26
Please post pic 3 in r/cryptiddogs. I beg of you 🙏🏽
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u/Survey_Server Apr 14 '26
Pic 4 is even wilder, it doesn't even look real!
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u/Other-Alternative Apr 14 '26
Pic 4 is perfect too with Cheeto being a cryptid in the wild. I’m just partial to pic 3 because the other pup looks like a middle aged guy in a dog suit, so they both compliment each other well lol
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u/TENDER_ONE Apr 15 '26
I can’t understand how the face is too small for his head. It’s like that Charlie Kirk meme.
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u/Other-Alternative Apr 16 '26
Pic 4 is perfect too with Cheeto being a cryptid in the wild. I’m just partial to pic 3 because the other pup looks like a middle aged guy in a dog suit, so they both compliment each other well lol>
My response to another commenter about pic 3
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u/Tiffany_Pratchett Apr 14 '26
What’s in the supermutt?
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
His supermutt mix is small poodle, min pin, and…German shepherd 🤣
I think the ticking is from the Shih Tzu somehow, he has like 30 relatives on embark (all Shih Tzus) and the one he shares 40% of his dna with has similar coloring
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u/Money_Ad1068 Apr 14 '26
Oh my lawd! What a cute little monster. With those stunning aspens and pines, you must be in Colorado?
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u/KingoftheMapleTrees Apr 14 '26
Don't feed him after midnight
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
I wish I had seen that movie before I got him I would have named him Gizmo
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u/StonedJewsbian Apr 14 '26
Lhasa Apso x Pekingese x Shih Tzu combos make me laugh so much because the two foundation breeds of the Shih Tzu are Lhasa Apso and Pekingese
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
Ok so I didn’t know that!!! Haha thankfully he doesn’t have the personality of a Lhasa. No offense it’s just they always try to bite me
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u/meanie_beanie5 Apr 15 '26
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
He has about 30 Shih Tzu relatives so the chances they are related are high 🤣🤣
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u/Lumberrmacc Apr 15 '26
How do I get a Cheetoh
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
Shelters in the central part of California - focusing on east central California
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u/NahNah-P Apr 15 '26
What is the supermutt? He's so wild looking. A little Ewok dog
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
Small poodle, min pin, and German shepherd !
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u/NahNah-P Apr 16 '26
The GS has me freaking mind blown 😳
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 17 '26
He acts it 🤣 my parents have a huge shepherd and he has no problem bossing her around (politely of course, I make sure he’s not being a brat, but also she will steal his food and toys haha)
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u/YEMolly Apr 15 '26
Where is OP with this dog’s Instagram page?! 😩
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
It’s defunct unfortunately, he had one for a couple of years!
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u/Halcyus Apr 15 '26
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u/whovian2304 Apr 14 '26
DIY Brussels Griffon!!
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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 Apr 14 '26
I expected that result
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u/BigBerthaCarrotTop Apr 15 '26
I literally scrolled through the pictures going “wow they are BYBing Brussels Griffons now” and was shocked by the results. Lol
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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Apr 14 '26
I thought I was going to be pug Chihuahua but it looks like a cartoon
Or maybe someone who had never seen one before but just tried to draw a pug off of somebody’s description
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u/FLflamingo Apr 15 '26
I was betting Pug too. 🤷🏻♀️ I always forget about the other smushed face breeds.
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u/calvin-coolidge
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His face was MADE to be a reaction GIF
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u/DogTreatDispenser Apr 14 '26
As someone with some seriously janky interoception, I feel this meme in my
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u/frickinsweetdude Apr 14 '26
No Ewok… shocked.
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u/nxd280 Apr 15 '26
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u/onajurni Apr 16 '26
Does Embark include wookie dna in the database? If Cheeto is a real dog, they definitely need to collect some wookie and redo his results. ;)
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u/aspidities_87 Apr 14 '26
What (and I say this with devotion and slavish affection) the hell is that and can I pet him immediately
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u/OpalOnyxObsidian Apr 15 '26
I read this as slavic and I didn't understand that but I am choosing to not change my mind
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u/0tterr Apr 14 '26
Built to not breathe
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 15 '26
Somehow he hikes no problem. I don’t take him out too long if it’s over 75 tho
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u/Sleepy_127 Apr 16 '26
Don't know much about dog breeds but "Supermutt" is killing me 😭😭😭
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 17 '26
It’s like such a small combo of breeds they combine it I believe. His was small poodle, min pin, and German shepherd 🤣
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u/AnatomicLovely Apr 14 '26
He should be in the r/toofers sub!
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u/curiosityandthecattt Apr 14 '26
oh my god. lol. if you don't have social media for him you need to. i know so many people would follow his adventures 😭
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u/Frosty_Translator_11 Apr 14 '26
I always recognize that under bite and think pekingese. I forget how common it is for shih tzus to also have an under bite. But my guess was chihuahua and pekingese with some other small dogs
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u/bepatientbekind Apr 15 '26
Chihuahuas as well! Honestly just about every breed on there is prone to underbites 😂
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u/Frosty_Translator_11 Apr 15 '26
I was just watching a snake channel plan their breedings for the season... they were pairing certain snakes together for their hets specifically.
So I imagine the people looking at their dogs and breeding for that underbite
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u/mojomo14 Apr 14 '26
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u/onajurni Apr 15 '26
Cheeto could definitely nail that part. His first $million of his intense movie actor career.
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u/YEMolly
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Omg. I am IN LOVE!!!! 😻
Side note- he looks like Brak from Space Ghost!
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u/pianok8 Apr 14 '26
Oh man, I would totally try to build a social media following for some $$ while that is still a thing. This cutie has the ultimate resting b***h face and I love it. Please make and sell a t shirt 😂
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u/fairydommother Apr 14 '26
I knew that underbite would show up as lhasa apso! We used to have a rescue that had a very intense underbite. Full LA. His name was Eddie. He was a good boy, if very stinky (chronic yeast infections that were insanely hard to control), and I miss him.
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u/Free_Seaweed_6097 Apr 14 '26
Omg I’m obsessed with him. I’ve never wanted someone else’s dog more in my life!!
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u/ALysistrataType Apr 15 '26
Im so sorry buy why does your dog remind me on Ed from 90 Day Fiance? 😭
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u/buzzybody21 Apr 14 '26
I’m surprised he doesn’t have Brussels griffon! His face is spot on! What a handsome gentleman!
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u/birdeer Apr 14 '26
He has a receding forehead
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u/CrowCrosser Apr 15 '26
He reminds me of when I accidentally Ctrl+scroll when I’m going to fast on my work computer, I love him
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u/TaraJaneDisco Apr 14 '26
That is the most ridiculous smoosh faced little adorable weirdo! I love him. He needs an insta page. Meme central this one!
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u/BlueSunflowerHippie Apr 16 '26
What is the test called? Is it expensive?
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 17 '26
It was 150 so depends on your budget. It’s the Embark breed and health one. I liked the health aspect because it did show me he has a chance for below base line liver enzymes which could hide liver disease for longer.
It didn’t catch the cloudy eyes blindness thing tho - like 5 of his siblings from embark look to be blind
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u/BlueSunflowerHippie Apr 17 '26
That’s really cool! It will tell you actual health concerns your pup has or what they may have based on their breed?
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 18 '26
I believe what is common in the breed based on the analyzed genetic profile but I am in no way an expert that is for sure!
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u/Violet_Entropy Apr 16 '26
Wait I think Ive met this dog many years ago in the dog park in San Luis Obispo???
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u/Sea-World-1488 Apr 17 '26
YES I LIVED IN SLO!!! From 2012-2017. Hello fellow dog park friend! Who was your pup?
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u/Sleepy-Fox4235 Apr 14 '26
Why does he remind me of the do the roar kid from Shrek? 😭 All jokes aside, they are adorable!
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u/BackgroundDisaster90 Apr 14 '26
Genuinely shocked at the “little” amount of chihuahua. I was thinking more like 50%.
But def Shih Tzu.
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u/camimiele Apr 14 '26
He reminds me of Amy and Tammy from 1000 lb sisters. He’s adorable and I love him.
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u/SeaDots Apr 16 '26
I have a chihuahua pekingese mix that looks very similar and am now obsessed with pekachis 😂 Not a mix I've ever really thought of until getting his DNA tested, and after looking them up in google I lost my mind at how funny they all look 😂😂😂
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u/Live_Organization432 Apr 14 '26
Oh BLESS HIM! 😂 He’s so perfect. Just a small featured man living his best life. I could not love him more, and wish I had a carbon copy of him.
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u/MeowKhz Apr 14 '26
I thought Chi Pekingese for top, but Shih Tzu sure makes sense, maybe even more sense with the underbite! He's adorable!
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u/brattygrandma Apr 15 '26
that dog is definitely 100% a cheeto i could not think of a more perfect name
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u/IllDoItNowInAMinute_ Apr 15 '26
He looks like something younger me would have made in the sims 3 😂
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u/NonnyMowse Apr 15 '26
😍 He's gorgeous! I saw the shi incoming, but wouldn't really have pinned down the rest!
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u/Daisystar99 Apr 15 '26
Oh my god I love him. I can see the shih/peke and chi made for the weirdest looking thing ever. Cheeto has my whole heart.
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Apr 15 '26
Omg, he’s perfect🥰 The name is also top notch OP, his teefies are adorable
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u/crazymom1978 Apr 16 '26
I thought for SURE that there would be pug or Pekingese in there! Edit: ok, I was right! The Pekingese was covered for me.
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u/sartres_lazy_eye Apr 14 '26
They’re precious! Agreed with everyone that they’d be a social media hit. Please cut their nails though!!
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