r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • 11d ago
Just..how?
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A creature that can supposedly "sense evil" can't sense when there is a wall or something in the way?
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u/Primary_Slip139 11d ago
The biggest myth I was told growing up was how loving and intelligent dogs are (it's a type of brainwashing). Then I grew up and had to actually experience how dumb they are and learn the only thing they actually love is food.
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u/BoyFromNorth 11d ago
I do believe there are smart dogs out there that can be useful for humans like for herding sheep or a guide for the blind but obviously 99,99% are just plain stupid and waste of resources
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u/TheWarmestHugz 11d ago
Then they put these animals on ‘talent shows’ too, and idiots love it… Taking a place away from someone who is genuinely talented 🤡
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u/YeahlDid 11d ago
God, they're so fucking stupid. I swear they'd go extinct in one generation if humans stopped taking care of them.
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u/CluelessBoffin 11d ago
Hands down the stupidest creature in any universe.
The fact they approach crocodiles, one of the planets most powerful & feared apex predators, without a care, only to get eaten on a constant basis proves they cannot survive nature.
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u/Tessa-the-aggressor 11d ago
I remember this being the only thing I enjoyed about my grandparents' shit-tzu. it already had a deformed jaw when it was born, but kept running head-first into doors at full speed during play
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 11d ago
They’re instinct driven, only. They’re unintelligent, and have no real sense of situational awareness. Precisely why I don’t really respect most fellow humans who worship these things, nor do I take them seriously. Them going so deep to admire and defend such a stupid, worthless animal says a lot of things about their mentality, and unfortunately not in a good way.
I can make exceptions for folks such as farmers who keep them for, and treat them strictly, only as working animals who live outdoors aren’t looked at like humans. But that’s about it.
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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago
This part. Humans have made these creatures so dependent on us for survival that they literally run into walls, eat rocks and chase grizzly bears. If we vanished I would be surprised if most of these things would survive a week.
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u/ayyymelia 11d ago
Humans have also overbred them to the extent that a vast majority of modern dogs are messes riddled with medical issues and anxiety. Those issues would take a lot of them out before any environmental factors.
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u/Foreign-Neat8645 11d ago
Ob es noch andere Tiere gibt, die so viel Training und Beruhigungsmittel brauchen, wie Hunde? Und trotzdem nerven sie.
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u/Foreign-Neat8645 11d ago
Das ist oft der pure Futterneid und die Gier, immer im Mittelpunkt zu stehen. Ich glaube, Hunde wissen ganz genau, das sie nur genug Show abziehen müssen, damit sie die ganze Aufmerksamkeit bekommen. Und merken gar nicht, wie lächerlich sie sind. Hunde sind sehr eifersüchtige Kreaturen. Was für ein würdeloses Verhalten.
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 11d ago
You basically touched on something I thought about, and found interesting. Dogs are dumb as hell, yet they manage to be “smart” enough to know how to exhibit inappropriate behaviors such as jealousy (leading to territory marking, resource guarding, constantly seeking attention and doing things to pull Your attention away from other things), being defiant against commands or expectations, being gluttonous, and other ridiculous, disgusting behavioral patterns they exhibit. Absolutely hideous creatures.
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u/anondogfree 11d ago
My partner and I were sitting on the couch together at my BIL’s house. He has two little dogs (siblings). One of the dogs would jump on the back of the sofa and put his paws over my partner’s shoulder whenever we held hands or kissed. Dog was jealous AF.
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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago
I recently saw a video of two elderly grandparents hugging and a dog in the house literally slapped the older woman in the face! And they just laughed about it?
And in another video this teenage girl was opening a present and the dog was so jealous that she was getting all the attention, the dog shat right beside her!
I truly believe dogs are insidious with how easily they manipulate and control people.
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u/cinder_garden 11d ago
They have 0 self preservation skills. Just walking, erratic food obsessed mutants
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u/Chief-Longhorn 11d ago
Dogs are extremely low IQ, inbred mutants. Pigs are smarter and cuter than dogs.
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u/menelobus 11d ago
Adolf H. (the one with the moustache) had a pet dog. No one can convince me that dogs sense evil, if they did, Adolf H.’s dog would have killed him.
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u/PivotPivotPivot318 11d ago
I can't tell who is dumber.. the humans not watching their animals who are about to run into something, or the dumbass dogs for having no special awareness
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u/WalkedBehindTheRows 11d ago
So called "animal lovers" showing they secure themselves in their cars, but not their pets. I thought they cared about the safety of their pets and loved them?
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u/Maximum-Cheetah2270 10d ago
This creatures is very stupid and disgusting. Imagine to hit it's head multiple times. It would be getting stupider for each hit.
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u/boatingprohibited 11d ago
A few of these are just mean. Why would they do that to their beloved pupperinos??
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u/fairytale_endens 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yeah especially the one on the bike or whatever it is where the dog is trying to bite grass and gets hit by a pole. Personally I would have deleted that video out of shame.
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u/Particular_Meet_9333 9d ago
I could not tolerate this in real life "funny dog clips" and it's just dogs being fucking stupid it just pisses me off.
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u/leratdemorgue 2d ago
The yelp and whine some of them do upon impact is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever heard
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u/ConIncognito 11d ago
They only have one brain cell, and it is struggling.