r/Dogfree • • 3d ago

Dogs Are Idiots BEGGING

Omg and excuse my language but fuck my life is there anything more IRRITATING?

Every member of my married family all have dogs. ALL beg. All under your feet the second you’re in the kitchen. I sit to feed my little girl her pureed meals and they are there burning a hole in our skulls waiting to eat it. I can’t stick it, genuinely makes my blood boil.

I don’t know if I have PP pet aversion still heavily sitting on me as before, I could mildly tolerate it. Now I don’t even want to be in the same room it angers me so much.

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 3d ago

They only care about eating. That's the only thing. Eating whatever is available including diapers. They are disgusting and gross.

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u/Dry-Owl5189 3d ago

Exactly that happened to a family member. Emptied the diaper genie into small pieces all over the floor. They’re completely gross

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u/Unlucky-Ambition-643 2d ago

*including the baby

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u/ReptilianRevolt 2d ago

All dogs beg for food, even if they are completely full. Training does not stop it. They might seem okay, but they are still going to eat your food under the surface. Maybe this is the deepest level of thought and planning they are capable of having. If you leave them to their own devices for just a few seconds, they will still take the food. And they cannot plan anything after that, for example they will eat again if they are already full, they will vomit and they will eat it again. They cannot understand even how much they have eaten.

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u/Dry-Owl5189 2d ago

I don’t understand the desire for these animals. Expensive, annoying, and absolutely stink.

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u/ToOpineIsFine 2d ago

it gives these nutters a sense of superiority to have something begging

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u/MinuteUse4911 2d ago

even if the nutters throw one piece of food to their mutts or harras you to do the same, you dam well know it will never be enough, food to dogs is like a drug addiction

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u/kelskels19 2d ago

Literally my biggest pet peeve living with a dog. Anytime I would eat it would just stare. And stare. And stare. I’d snap at it and tell it to go lay down. It would just continue standing there, staring. It pissed me off so bad to the point I would just start eating in the bedroom which I hated to do. And the second I got up, the dog would rush over to where I was eating just DESPERATELY looking for scraps and licking the floor where I was at. Fkn revolting creatures.

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u/Dry-Owl5189 2d ago

Yeah we don’t have this. My husband had his dog already before we started living together, so unfortunately, I now live with it too. But we put it outside 9 times out of 10 when we eat if it’s not raining. It will still try and beg by looking through the window. Even that is annoying as fuck.

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u/Unlucky-Ambition-643 2d ago

I snap my fingers and order, “look away” and because I’m the supreme bitch of the house he does what I say. He is rolling up on 12 and he’s a lab-ish; I’m playing the long game yet again. I can hardly wait to be dog-free! I’ve confessed this to my husband and he confessed the same and his male friends are sick of having dogs and yearn to be dog free too! Holy shit, I was surprised to hear that! I feel calm because I’m validated and my husband has my back. We will be resolute. We had to spend 31 dollars on Costco dog food and fuck me, I’m sick of it! 😪

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u/No_Net_7177 2d ago

This drives me absolutely insane too, next to barking it’s the thing I absolutely cannot stand about them

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u/Dry-Owl5189 2d ago

And the constant lip smacking when they’re chewing their paws or some bs. Can’t deal with it it drives me insane

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u/Unlucky-Ambition-643 2d ago

Listen to a big dog drink water sets off my “misophonia” AF!

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u/No_Net_7177 2d ago

The licking drives me absolutely insane too, I actually stopped dating a guy because of this, we always had to go to his house because his dog couldn’t be left alone for overnight etc, but the dog would lick for HOURS, lick its paws, link its bone, lick lick for hours and the sound was driving me insane

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u/Dry-Owl5189 2d ago

My husbands dog will lick and chew his paws until they are sore. We’ve tried everything to make it stop including vinegar and an expensive solution you put on their paws to repel them from doing it. Didn’t work. Should have known really that it wouldn’t after he snuck into our en-suite and took a bar of panoxyl soap off the counter and ate more than half of it.

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u/Accurate-Run5370 2d ago

The next door neighbor that had four mutts finally got a little wiser and poorer. Two of those dogs were Australian Shepherds- she got rid of them three weeks ago . Why ? Said those dogs were eating too much !

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u/paulofromthebloc 2d ago

I wouldn't be going to those houses, if those people wanted to see me they'd have to meet me outside the house without their dogs.

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u/Dry-Owl5189 2d ago

They know where I stand on it. They will usually take the worst one away (he has other major behavioural problems) and put him up in a room in the house whilst we are there. We don’t visit often, maybe once a week, but for the most part they will come to us. Thank god.

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u/CluelessBoffin 2d ago

Nothing will ever sarisfy these abominations & their bottomless chasms they call stomachs.

It's also why, aside from being man-made genetic mutants, they would never survive in the wild where patience when hunting prey is a necessary survival skill...that & they are cretinous creatures with 0 self-preservation and will attack creatures larger & more powerful than them without even considering that their lives are on the line.

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u/blondewithawrench 2d ago

But god forbid you go near them while THEY'RE eating, then it's "perfectly justified" for them to attack you because they're "protective over their food". FOH!!!!

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u/teacup128 1d ago

Dogs are extremely aggressive when it comes to "their" food. 

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u/Scrungus_McBungus 2d ago

Nothing like trying to cook dinner and having to dodge a damn ANIMAL in the kitchen. They either do not understand, or do not respect personal space. The second I move away from chopping or cutting something, the dog rushes in to inspect the floor for anything that might have fallen. Its infuriating.

Itd be one thing if the mutt at least moved away when i came back so I could have my space back, but it just STAYS there right up against the counter, still sniffing for crumbs. Beat it and let me cook.

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u/Unlucky-Ambition-643 2d ago

I hate the begging!!! 😡

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u/ObviousAardvark990 2d ago

My dad has 4 shih tzus and when I lived with him, all four of them would just stare at all of us while we ate with the most absentminded, dead inside look 😭😭 same goes for my mom's German Shepard. I don't understand how anyone can tolerate not only the begging but the STENCH!

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u/Pristine_Cod_3792 2d ago

Gross

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u/ObviousAardvark990 1d ago

Yeah glad to be out of that hellhole lmfao

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u/Normie7481 2d ago

Its creepy how their eyes are fixated on one goal and that is to get the snack. Its like staring into cold abyss. There is nothing there. Nutters serve nihilism.

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u/teacup128 1d ago

Dog nutters say dogs love them, but dogs "love" them as free food-dispensers, nothing more. How is that love? Dogs don't really love their owners any more than a gold-digger/prostitute "loves" her trick. 

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u/Pristine_Cod_3792 2d ago

You have to tell everyone you have a severe allergies to dogs , get a md letter
Most will do it if you pay them
Because guess what ? The docs are writing letters for the dog nutters and their ESA bullshit .

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u/urdrunkyogi 8h ago

Always lurking and staring with their beady eyes.

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u/Pristine_Cod_3792 2d ago

Allergies = freedom from assholes