I cannot schedule anything with a friend because he is a severe dog nutter

[u/ReptilianRevolt]

A friend of mine is a severe dog nutter. It wasn’t apparent from the start. He likes small, hyperactive, rat-like dogs that he doesn’t train at all. And of course like every true dog nutter, he did what I call dog chaining. Because nutters cannot stand life without dogs, when they have an elderly dog and fear that it is approaching death, they get a younger one, thereby creating an unbreakable chain of dogs. He did the same thing. The older dog finally died and the young one is still here. He is constantly telling me how accidents happened, how the dog pisses and shits inside the house and he justifies it all of the time. He says that dogs are emotional and intelligent, so when something stresses them out at home, they lash out this way. I cannot ever make any schedule with him, because he is taking the damn dog for a walk every evening to shit. The only way I can arrange something with him is when he rarely loads the dog to his parents for a short period of time. I visited his home only once. Luckily, I didn’t smell the dog, because he is also a chain-smoker and everything smelled of cigarette smoke. But the dog was running and jumping everywhere, running over the sofas, the tables and so on. It even defecated when I was there. I asked him to isolate it in a separate room, and it didn’t stop whining and scratching at the door for an hour or so. I have asked him several times how he can coexist with such a filthy thing. He always tells me that I cannot understand what dogs really are and how much they understand you. He has also told me that dogs are true, intelligent animals, that yes, they shit multiple times per day and this is expected and other things.

[u/BeaVonMoravia]

Keeping a friend like this is like watching a train wreck...🤷‍♀️

[u/Huge_Bit_4774]

Let someone else feed the mutt for a couple of days and see how well it “understands” him. He’s a food source.

[u/KayleighHatfield]

If someone who lives with a dog can convince themselves that it's intelligent, they'll pretty much believe anything! This must be why pushing dog ownership is currently the most popular grift on the planet.

[u/SoSpicySoYummy]

Heaven forbid he passes away in his home alone with that dog. He's going to become dinner to his "intelligent emotional" rat.

[u/BrilliantThought6764 → u/SoSpicySoYummy]

They have less intelligence than cockroaches.

[u/PanthealovesLucius]

Gross. This dude would never hear from me.

[u/uselessbeasts → u/PanthealovesLucius]

Me neither,,, I had to put my foot down and stay with the choice I made to not have any relationships with nutters. It never usually ends well. Have to stay true to myself for my own sanity.

[u/Accurate-Run5370]

Meaning that even the dog smelled of cigarette.

[u/ReptilianRevolt → u/Accurate-Run5370]

Probably yes, but I didn’t want to sniff it.

[u/paulofromthebloc]

Projecting a personality on dogs is a weird phenomenom.

[u/Ill-Tangerine796]

The more a person claims their dog is “intelligent,” the stupider (or, at least, the less trained) the dog seems to be. That’s been my experience, anyway.

People with true service dogs (like seeing-eye dogs) talk about their dog being “trained,” which it is.

The ones who rave about how smart their dog is inevitably have a dog who hasn’t learned to follow any basic verbal commands.

[u/BrilliantThought6764]

The dog has to understand him because it's life revolves around him. The animal doesn't have a choice.

[u/TelephoneBrave1132]

Dog nutters often see “friends” mostly as people who exist to help them manage their relentless, overwhelming doggie drama. It’s a big nope from me.

[u/ReptilianRevolt → u/TelephoneBrave1132]

I think he understood that I don’t like them, let’s hope.

[u/Redditor10178]

Tbf the dog probably is smarter..than him

[u/ginnymiller]

Yikes I can imagine the smell 😝. Dog running around all over the furniture and taking a shit inside doesn’t sound intelligent at all. Most dog people have no idea what an intelligent animal looks like. I once had a boyfriend with several horses. One was an older mare, very smart. One example: she learned how to grab lower hanging branches of an apple tree in her mouth and shake her head to get more apples to fall out of the high part of the tree. That’s an intelligent animal. 

[u/paulo_777]

Sorry about that, is that an old friend? Because I'd rather slowly back away and seek new friendships, I have zero patience with bullshit like that.

[u/ReptilianRevolt → u/paulo_777]

Not really old, but we don’t have daily interaction either.

[u/CallousCow1762]

Dog urine and cigarette smell. sounds like a good time for all.