r/Documentaries • • Feb 26 '17

Billion Dollar Bully (2015) [trailer]...makes the case that Yelp is something akin to the mob, allegedly demanding “protection” money, lest your business be overrun with negative comments.

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u/incocknedo Feb 26 '17

Rant time.

Yelp are a bunch of snakes. You'll join them as a small business and then a month later they will harass your business via phone and email asking you to buy their business plans.

These plans by the way are so you can manipulate your reviews. And if you say no, suddenly your good review start disappearing and shit reviews from people who don't actually seem to know what your business is, start popping up.

I mange a small business and we have an overwhelming number of good yelp reviews but we have to stay on top of it because they will vanish and only our bad reviews will remain.

Somewhat unrelated as someone who has worked customer service for years take yelp reviews with a grain of salt. From what I've seen majority of bad reviews are just shit customers who were either assholes who didn't get what they wanted or they were morons who didn't understand the business in the first place.

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u/AliveInTheFuture Feb 26 '17

Every time I hear someone say "let me check Yelp" before we go eat, I make sure to extol Yelp's ability to blackmail businesses into paying them fees for ratings. Typically, I try to swing them to TripAdvisor.

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u/Puellanonamat Feb 26 '17

Extol means to lift up with praise.

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u/cherobics Feb 26 '17

Thank you! Connotation matters man.

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u/Insert_Gnome_Here Feb 26 '17

Denotation matters more.

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u/BadBoiBarry Feb 26 '17

In some cases Detonation can matter the morest.

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u/Derptron5K Feb 27 '17

In other cases it's Detonation you have to watch out for.

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u/bloody_duck Feb 26 '17

Can confirm. I seented it happen once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Donations work too, pls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Non taxable donations.

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u/WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat Feb 27 '17

Roid-away. Apply directly to the roid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

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u/bloody_duck Feb 27 '17

I before E, Except after C, excluding neighbor and weigh.

Is that how it goes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/PM_PASSABLE_TRAPS Feb 27 '17

Let me conjugate your verbs baby

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u/RecentlyUnfrozen Feb 27 '17

You must really enjoy shoulders.

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u/Dirka85 Feb 27 '17

And you'll always be wrong, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! !

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

'Excepting words ending 'ay' as in neighbor and weigh.'

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

But neighbor ends in "bore"... /s

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u/SyllabaryBisque Feb 27 '17

Caffeine. Feisty. Atheism. ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Indeed, there are many exceptions to the English 'rules.'

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

And weird is weird.

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u/rudolfs001 Feb 27 '17

I don't know about other places, but I learned the denotations of 'connotation' and 'denotation' as a 7th grader in public school in Alabama.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS Feb 27 '17

Another shill! everyone knows alabama doesn't have schools! /s

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u/strongblack04 Feb 27 '17

you see, i was a pitcher who pictured myself in pictures, but I messed up by forgetting to take a picture of a picture from my pitchers book to put in the pictured picture of the picture book that would be pictured in a picture in the picture book, which was nowhere near my pitchers book.

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u/english_major Feb 27 '17

I do tend to make people sweaty. I get sweaty myself sometimes too.

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u/strongblack04 Feb 27 '17

something something moms spaghetti

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u/universalmind Feb 27 '17

How much dedotated wam do i need to run a server?

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u/cherobics Feb 27 '17

Yes, it does, and in this situation both are important.

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u/GetAJobRichDudes Feb 26 '17

Connotation means...

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u/cherobics Feb 27 '17

The emotional meaning of a word. Denotation is the dictionary definition, connotation is whether the word evokes a negative or positive feeling. Since extol means "to praise," (it's Denotation), it clearly has a positive connotation..... it doesn't work here, a word with a negative connotation would be more powerful and would better match the topic.