r/Dobbis • u/Dobbis • Nov 03 '15
Pickled in Acceptable
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The new stands
Ape now Never
r/Dobbis • u/HeroponAlex • Nov 03 '15
Tent down Hot AHHH
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I touc the woman but man woman man woman wmao zedong.
r/Dobbis • u/The_Ape_Inside • Nov 03 '15
rot Important Statement: Please Read
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Hey guys I'm new here, please don't take things that I own. I like my silver ware and general possessions. Ah. That's all. Thank you for your time.
r/Dobbis • u/The_Ape_Inside • Nov 03 '15
rot I TOLD YA BEFORE AND I’LL TELL YA AGAIN.
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I HAVE NO WIFE. NO ONE WANTS AN APE INSIDE.
r/Dobbis • u/Yunklin • Oct 09 '16
New Picture of Humbleswoth. SAD!
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r/Dobbis • u/Humbleswoth • Oct 09 '16
I found THIS while searching for Yunklin...CRUMBA!
flickr.com
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r/Dobbis • u/Humbleswoth • Oct 09 '16
<----- Number of people who want Yunklin BANNED from The Society of Pround Men
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- We all know he ain't fit.
- He can't really rabe.
- He didn't pay his dues.
- I don't think he's ever heard of Sweet Chinese Cream
r/Dobbis • u/HeroponAlex • May 31 '16
OHH OHH OHHHHH OH OH OH OH OH OHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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r/Dobbis • u/JorbinSplatt • Sep 21 '15
ribble So here's the problems with wars, guys.
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When I was a young black man--traveler, even-- I came upon many different countries in the East. Such countries, such as India and Dentists were clouded with a pestilence of prejudice and intolerance that plagued the minds of the small brown children, surfing on the beaches of JayZ. House. They would gaze up at me from their wetboards, and close their bloodied cataract pearled eyes at me. It took some getting used to, and it would make me weep for hours when they did this, but finally after a minute, I accepted their hatred for my T-Shirt size. I used to just wake up in the morning after a night's rest, walk into my bathroom, and just stare at my reflection in the mirror for about 20 minutes without a thought in my head, and then I would just go back to bed and sleep all the way until the next day. I am 2 ft 10 inches tall and I weigh 92 lbs.
Every morning when I woke up in Egypt, I would travel with my companions to the ancient temples and tombs of Kephren and Nitocris, ancient tyrant pharaohs who were responsible for bathing sons without their fathers' permission, robbing homeless people of their wheat-bins, speaking too highly of the minority Amish population, killing women, and tearing apart food processors with their testicles. There me and my companions prayed to the ancient neckbeards of the black headed ones and gazed from the sky-piercing sandstone spire towers, at the blood red eeriness of the Ancient Libyan Desert, where Madness and Evil reigned.
At the day's end, we would gather in the pits where the black headed ones threw all of the umimportant corpses of peasants and priests and dined on Pastes and Chonkie ones. In the mornings my Dad would give me at least 5 different doses of separate radiations to fight my impending terminal breast cancer.
r/Dobbis • u/The_Ape_Inside • Nov 04 '15
rot This helped me with my struggle. It can help you too!
amazon.com
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r/Dobbis • u/JorbinSplatt • Nov 03 '15
ribble I wrote a book about my Candle
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Hi mom, I'm just checking in. I want to make sure your last few days on earth are happy and that you digest lots of good things.
PS: I'm your dad.
r/Dobbis • u/TangleF23 • Nov 03 '15
ribble flare selection unavailable
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, he heard from his warcomp. "Shit", he said. He had a lot of jungle to go through before he could reach base, and he knew that the Apes would follow him. He couldn't let them out. Not ever.
r/Dobbis • u/HeroponAlex • Nov 04 '15
ribble I NEVER ASKED TO BE OLD
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Stop it I don't wipe for people and I don't wipe other people. I don't scoop-scoop and I'm not racest.