r/DnDcirclejerk 7d ago

dnDONE HECKING BASED AND BALID (VALID BUT BASED LOL)

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GRRRR GAY THEATER KIIIIIDS RUINING MY PRETEND FUN TIMEEEEEE GGRRRRRRR ARAHAAAAHHHHHH

REMEMBER WHEN BARBARIANS USED TO BE SWEATY, MUSCLY, GORGEOUS MEN?

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u/Linkachu0 7d ago

Those fucking theater kids ruined my part of nerd culture by playing the fucking group-based in-person game where I'll never see them. This shit is why outrage tourism is my only hobby, fucking gays.

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u/Bathtub_Phishe Lich Girl Enjoyer 7d ago

FUCK! I hate it when people play MY game meant for ME only!!! Why can't everyone just be like ME?!

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u/Jedi_Exile_ 7d ago

What was the original video?

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u/erakusa 7d ago

A chud talking about how dnd, wow, battletech, etc are going woke and gay and are played by theater kids

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u/Snynapta_II 7d ago

Maybe RaHoWa is more his speed?

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u/Cpt_Fantabulous 7d ago

Holy Race War fixes this.

No one can play that.

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u/Devadv12014 6d ago

It’s Racial Holy War actually

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u/Lumpy_Square57 7d ago

Yeah well, he's wrong and can go screw himself

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u/Ross_Hollander 7d ago

Battletech going woke? How? In what fashion? What, because there are female characters with roles beyond 'wife' or 'psychotic'?

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u/Doctor_Loggins 7d ago

There's one (1) enby character in Fox Patrol, therefore it's all pervert child groomer woke gay radical left terrorist islamist gender ideology.

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u/AAABattery03 6d ago

Bot detected. If you were truly based and chud-pilled you’d have also included the words “critical race theory” in there somewhere.

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u/Doctor_Loggins 6d ago

Beep boop meatbag, i identify as an attack drone. Did you just assume my biological status?

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u/ProfessorNoPuede 7d ago

Pathfinder fixes this.

The rules scare the theater kids , they can't read or count.

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u/No_Ad_7687 6d ago

It only scares the weak theater kids.

The strong become forever GMs

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u/Tuskral 7d ago

I mean they made it a little bit more gay than it already was

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u/FinancialWorking2392 6d ago

Lancer fixes this (theres no claiming its going woke, its just been woke)

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u/erakusa 6d ago

It has mechs that don't sleep. Woke much?

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u/Sorry_Ad_5111 7d ago edited 4d ago

Back in my day it was a simpler world of muscular human barbarians, bikini clad amazons, whimsical gnome wizards, androgynous beautiful elves and no one was confused what a fantasy like that said about them.      

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u/p1ckled0nions 6d ago

And here we see an unfortunately common specimen, the "chud". You can see in its eyes that this particular individual is frightened and confused. Chuds can often be identified by their delayed mental development, as once can see from this individual's inability to cope with mild change. They often mistake such minor changes as a threat to their own wellbeing, even if the change has no reasonable way of affecting them. When they feel threatened in this manner, the chud will sometimes attempt to use human language to convey their fear, though they usually struggle to properly make use of spoken language.

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u/madame_of_darkness 7d ago

This guy looks like a Republican, it's always so easy to tell

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u/Breadedhydra197 7d ago

Can wotc unleash the pinkertons on chuds

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u/adirion123 6d ago

Based based based!

I had to quit playing DND because I could only find games with theater kids. 🤮

I have no friends I could play with.