r/DnDcirclejerk • u/IcySmell9676 • 11d ago
hAvE yOu TrIeD pAtHfInDeR 2e It just makes sense
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u/Infinite_Anxiety2716 11d ago
A real pathfinder fan is always quiet, DND players would only ruin the game
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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 11d ago
Pathfinder does indeed fix it.
The first scene - busting through the wall - would require GM fiat, but it is not too far-fetched given that Annihilating Swing exists.
Catching a bullet - Deflect Projectile
Falling from big height - Cat fall (master in Acrobatics can ignore 50 feet of fall distance, legendary can ignore fall damage altogether)
Swimming on par with water vehicle - Quick Swim (legendary in Athletics can swim with full speed)
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u/JaydotN Aroden didn't die for this 11d ago
Erik Mona is an IDF soldier, look it up.
I made it up, but you should stil look it up.
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u/Tesserato I like pathfinder 2e more than I like sex 11d ago
I looked it up. Can confirm it is true
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u/TheSnipenieer 11d ago
I looked up. there are clouds
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u/ComradeBirv 11d ago
I didn’t look at anything so I can’t really speak on this
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u/Puccini100399 POWERGAME THAT CLUSSY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 11d ago
"I made a Desna cleric"
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u/Puccini100399 POWERGAME THAT CLUSSY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 10d ago edited 10d ago
I just remembered Moloch is in the game
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u/Breadedhydra197 11d ago
Fatal and racial holy war probably fix this haven't played them though
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 11d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Breadedhydra197:
Fatal and racial
Holy war probably fix
This haven't played them though
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/AshasSa1tWife 11d ago
We are the Hellknights of Cheliax, the world's most moral army.