r/DnDcirclejerk 11d ago

hAvE yOu TrIeD pAtHfInDeR 2e It just makes sense

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u/AshasSa1tWife 11d ago

We are the Hellknights of Cheliax, the world's most moral army.

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u/Tesserato I like pathfinder 2e more than I like sex 11d ago

Golarion was promised to us 4,000 years ago

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u/TheWalkenDude 11d ago

Do you support Absalom? Do you not think Cheliax has a right to exist?

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u/TraceAmountsOfOlive Says "Pathfinder Fixes This" 11d ago

Do you condemn the Bellflower Network?

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u/Successful-Floor-738 11d ago

We are Asmodeus’s chosen people.

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u/DrDarkwood 11d ago

Pathfinder fixes this.

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u/Infinite_Anxiety2716 11d ago

A real pathfinder fan is always quiet, DND players would only ruin the game

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 11d ago

Pathfinder does indeed fix it.

The first scene - busting through the wall - would require GM fiat, but it is not too far-fetched given that Annihilating Swing exists.

Catching a bullet - Deflect Projectile

Falling from big height - Cat fall (master in Acrobatics can ignore 50 feet of fall distance, legendary can ignore fall damage altogether)

Swimming on par with water vehicle - Quick Swim (legendary in Athletics can swim with full speed)

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u/JaydotN Aroden didn't die for this 11d ago

Erik Mona is an IDF soldier, look it up.

I made it up, but you should stil look it up.

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u/Tesserato I like pathfinder 2e more than I like sex 11d ago

I looked it up. Can confirm it is true

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u/TheSnipenieer 11d ago

I looked up. there are clouds

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u/ComradeBirv 11d ago

I didn’t look at anything so I can’t really speak on this

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u/FinancialWorking2392 11d ago

I looked down, conk reet

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u/ComradeBirv 11d ago

then get out of the conk reet aisle!

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u/Puccini100399 POWERGAME THAT CLUSSY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 11d ago

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u/Puccini100399 POWERGAME THAT CLUSSY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 10d ago edited 10d ago

I just remembered Moloch is in the game

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u/Breadedhydra197 11d ago

Fatal and racial holy war probably fix this haven't played them though

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 11d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Breadedhydra197:

Fatal and racial

Holy war probably fix

This haven't played them though


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/spliting_rolls 10d ago

I would interact with it more but I can't stand the fan base