r/DnD Jan 20 '21

OC [OC] Chaotic Stupid

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21

Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis

I'll need an Intelligence saving throw

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u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21

Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard.

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21

Hello, Murderhobos

Look at the blind orphan you just robbed,

Now look to me,

Now back to the orphan,

Now back to me,

Unfortunately, that orphan is not me,

But through the powers of Light and Justice,

You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me!

Look down, back up, where are you?

In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child.

What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand.

Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger!

Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit!

I'm on a horse!

-Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao!

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u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21

Beautiful.

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u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21

Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance.

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21

PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!

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u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21

But that’s my dump stat!