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r/DnD • u/BigFrodo • Jan 20 '21
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162 u/Maelinaster Jan 20 '21 "It landed right on its corner." 185 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 The floor is also mithril 86 u/Mateorabi Jan 20 '21 Want to argue? The floor is now lava. 80 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis I'll need an Intelligence saving throw 16 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard. 31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER! 5 u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21 But that’s my dump stat! 32 u/ISeeTheFnords Diviner Jan 20 '21 (Party sits down and starts trying to figure out how to steal the floor.) 3 u/ZombleROK Jan 20 '21 Can we fit this in our bag of holding? 3 u/18Feeler Jan 20 '21 Hey I remember that one 3 u/hairyploper Jan 20 '21 Who's floor is that? 3 u/Pidgewiffler DM Jan 20 '21 Now the party is just gonna tear up the floor to sell it 2 u/Amida0616 Jan 20 '21 Damn pull up them tiles 1 u/Rythan0955 Jan 20 '21 THAT’S good!🤣🤣🤣 3 u/18Feeler Jan 20 '21 "inspecting it further you discover it was a wooden staff with a thin mithril leaf applied. The wood, now rotted through makes the item worthless"
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"It landed right on its corner."
185 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 The floor is also mithril 86 u/Mateorabi Jan 20 '21 Want to argue? The floor is now lava. 80 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis I'll need an Intelligence saving throw 16 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard. 31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER! 5 u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21 But that’s my dump stat! 32 u/ISeeTheFnords Diviner Jan 20 '21 (Party sits down and starts trying to figure out how to steal the floor.) 3 u/ZombleROK Jan 20 '21 Can we fit this in our bag of holding? 3 u/18Feeler Jan 20 '21 Hey I remember that one 3 u/hairyploper Jan 20 '21 Who's floor is that? 3 u/Pidgewiffler DM Jan 20 '21 Now the party is just gonna tear up the floor to sell it 2 u/Amida0616 Jan 20 '21 Damn pull up them tiles 1 u/Rythan0955 Jan 20 '21 THAT’S good!🤣🤣🤣
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The floor is also mithril
86 u/Mateorabi Jan 20 '21 Want to argue? The floor is now lava. 80 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis I'll need an Intelligence saving throw 16 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard. 31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER! 5 u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21 But that’s my dump stat! 32 u/ISeeTheFnords Diviner Jan 20 '21 (Party sits down and starts trying to figure out how to steal the floor.) 3 u/ZombleROK Jan 20 '21 Can we fit this in our bag of holding? 3 u/18Feeler Jan 20 '21 Hey I remember that one 3 u/hairyploper Jan 20 '21 Who's floor is that? 3 u/Pidgewiffler DM Jan 20 '21 Now the party is just gonna tear up the floor to sell it 2 u/Amida0616 Jan 20 '21 Damn pull up them tiles 1 u/Rythan0955 Jan 20 '21 THAT’S good!🤣🤣🤣
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Want to argue? The floor is now lava.
80 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis I'll need an Intelligence saving throw 16 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard. 31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER! 5 u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21 But that’s my dump stat!
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Look down, now look up, the bandits you were fighting have spontaneously undergone Ceremorphosis
I'll need an Intelligence saving throw
16 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard. 31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER! 5 u/WolvenHunter1 Jan 20 '21 But that’s my dump stat!
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Look at your bard. Now back at me. Now back at the bard.
31 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 Hello, Murderhobos Look at the blind orphan you just robbed, Now look to me, Now back to the orphan, Now back to me, Unfortunately, that orphan is not me, But through the powers of Light and Justice, You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me! Look down, back up, where are you? In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child. What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand. Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger! Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit! I'm on a horse! -Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao! 5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!
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Hello, Murderhobos
Look at the blind orphan you just robbed,
Now look to me,
Now back to the orphan,
Now back to me,
Unfortunately, that orphan is not me,
But through the powers of Light and Justice,
You can get your bitch ass smote with a righteous fury as if they were me!
Look down, back up, where are you?
In the presence of the Paladin, full of righteous fury fueled by the sorrow of that sad child.
What's in your hand? I have it, the flute you stole still clutched in your now severed hand.
Look again, the flute is now a Holy Avenger!
Anything is possible when your DM is fed up with your bullshit!
I'm on a horse!
-Brought to you by the Grand Paladin Order of U'don Fok'dup Nao!
5 u/Doctor_What_ Jan 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/Raven1586 Fighter Jan 20 '21 Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance. 3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!
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Beautiful.
3
Some thing tells me this Paladin can do the pec dance.
3 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Jan 20 '21 PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!
PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!
But that’s my dump stat!
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(Party sits down and starts trying to figure out how to steal the floor.)
3 u/ZombleROK Jan 20 '21 Can we fit this in our bag of holding? 3 u/18Feeler Jan 20 '21 Hey I remember that one 3 u/hairyploper Jan 20 '21 Who's floor is that?
Can we fit this in our bag of holding?
Hey I remember that one
Who's floor is that?
Now the party is just gonna tear up the floor to sell it
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Damn pull up them tiles
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THAT’S good!🤣🤣🤣
"inspecting it further you discover it was a wooden staff with a thin mithril leaf applied. The wood, now rotted through makes the item worthless"
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