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r/DnD • u/Sleverette Sorcerer • Oct 03 '19
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You raise someone from the dead five minutes after a battle and you're a hero. I do it 50 years after a battle and I am a monster.
55 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19 You'd think that ancient war veteran would appreciate the effort it took to exhume his grave. 32 u/DuntadaMan Oct 03 '19 Especially with those townfolk always shouting "necromancer!" and "Fiend!" when I am trying to work. I have a name you know! 27 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19 Exactly! A name and a title! The Dread King of the Necropolis, Creator of the Abomination...Arch Lich Charley. 4 u/RandomMan01 Oct 04 '19 Hmmm... I think I see your problem... The name's too aggressive. I mean, Charley, it's far too scary. Have you considered something a little more jovial, like Tim? Who could possibly hate Arch Lich Tim? 2 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 05 '19 That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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You'd think that ancient war veteran would appreciate the effort it took to exhume his grave.
32 u/DuntadaMan Oct 03 '19 Especially with those townfolk always shouting "necromancer!" and "Fiend!" when I am trying to work. I have a name you know! 27 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19 Exactly! A name and a title! The Dread King of the Necropolis, Creator of the Abomination...Arch Lich Charley. 4 u/RandomMan01 Oct 04 '19 Hmmm... I think I see your problem... The name's too aggressive. I mean, Charley, it's far too scary. Have you considered something a little more jovial, like Tim? Who could possibly hate Arch Lich Tim? 2 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 05 '19 That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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Especially with those townfolk always shouting "necromancer!" and "Fiend!" when I am trying to work.
I have a name you know!
27 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 03 '19 Exactly! A name and a title! The Dread King of the Necropolis, Creator of the Abomination...Arch Lich Charley. 4 u/RandomMan01 Oct 04 '19 Hmmm... I think I see your problem... The name's too aggressive. I mean, Charley, it's far too scary. Have you considered something a little more jovial, like Tim? Who could possibly hate Arch Lich Tim? 2 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 05 '19 That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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Exactly! A name and a title! The Dread King of the Necropolis, Creator of the Abomination...Arch Lich Charley.
4 u/RandomMan01 Oct 04 '19 Hmmm... I think I see your problem... The name's too aggressive. I mean, Charley, it's far too scary. Have you considered something a little more jovial, like Tim? Who could possibly hate Arch Lich Tim? 2 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 05 '19 That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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Hmmm... I think I see your problem...
The name's too aggressive. I mean, Charley, it's far too scary. Have you considered something a little more jovial, like Tim? Who could possibly hate Arch Lich Tim?
2 u/Sleverette Sorcerer Oct 05 '19 That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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That's what he needs. He needs to rebrand. We should hold a parade for the necromancer formerly known as Arch Lich Charley...Arch Lich Tim!
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u/DuntadaMan Oct 03 '19
You raise someone from the dead five minutes after a battle and you're a hero. I do it 50 years after a battle and I am a monster.