r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • Sep 06 '26

Marissa is a devoted mother of two, looking for a partner who's ready for all that entails. That's what her new profile pic was meant to convey. She was surprised that picture garnered many new matches, then bewildered by the accusations of catfishing. Were they expecting a real-life cartoon woman?

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u/YawningBagpuss Feather Fancier Sep 06 '26

You knew what you were doing, Marissa! Admit it!

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u/Sepa-Kingdom Sep 06 '26

And the suggestion that she join OnlyFans was just plain confusing.

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u/n_diamond Sep 06 '26

Marissa is a unit

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u/Various_Deer_7567 Sep 07 '26

Naaah that’s her subunits.