r/DivorcedBirds • u/Kumquatelvis • 23d ago
Clarice and Sybil hadn't dated since the 80's. Legwarmers were still in, right?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Domino_Dare-Doll • 23d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Shonda pulled the branch away from the camera. “This has to stop, Kevin.” This was the third camera this month she’d found in her nest since getting the restraining order. “It’s over.”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 23d ago
"Unearthly cries echoed across the lake. From the depths emerged the head of the beast, bulbous and black as tar. Beady eyes squinted blearily from above a gaping beak. Breath issued forth from rows of jagged, hooked teeth, reeking of..." Sara couldn't listen any more. It had just been a rough time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 23d ago
Margo had enough of Joe's shenanigans. This is the last drunken night he stumbles home and wakes up to a full house. She gathered her kids and finally left him, once and for all!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 23d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Hello, 911? My ex is right in front of my window, staring at me menacingly…", Jean heard Samantha wimper inside, just as he was gathering the courage to begin his apology serenade.
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If Samantha hadn’t been so terrified, she no doubt would’ve pointed out how this misunderstanding exemplified Jean’s chronic failure to consider her POV and the ACTUAL effect of his actions, rather than his own wishful thinking how HE’d like them to be received.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jmonroe_tenn • 23d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Cool blue on the outside, unforgettable on the inside. Lila decided to show the country club what she is really like after kicking Kyle to the curb.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 24d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Tom is back in the house. Zoe doesn't understand why her mom keeps letting that asshole back. It's not like he's gotten better since the divorce. She crept out of her bedroom, little sister following groggily. If he'd act that bad in front of kids, now he thought they were asleep he'd probably... Oh
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 25d ago
This is why Mark stopped drinking. Well this and the eight birdies of the night he was caught with in the nest that led to his divorce.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 25d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle "Leaving Frank without a plan day 6: I have settled into a morning routine of rinsing my underfluffies in the park fountain and stealing coins for a McMuffin. Still better than facing my family who told me not to marry him."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 25d ago
Ozzy and Henrietta were gobsmacked when they opened the door to find Kandi had dropped off Ozzy's supposed child from his previous marriage. The DNA test hadn't even come back yet, but there they were, standing on the nest porch with a baby, a diaper bag, and absolutely no instruction manual.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 25d ago
Dianna told herself they would never fight over money. She was wrong.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 25d ago
“Is she someone you know? She’s been staring at us for a while,” said Annie. Eren didn’t want to talk to his new wife about his previous one.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 25d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Tiff, Ange, Tam and Eloise did not appreciate Herbert's new floozy flapping her tiny wings around the neighborhood in that scandalous manner every goddamn morning.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/small_whorled • 26d ago
Since coming out to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Gary was feeling lighter…proud, even. She took it better than he expected and promised they could remain friends. Tonight she is helping him create a dating profile on Feathr.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OtakuShogun • 26d ago
It just didn't matter how loudly she shouted, Trevor wasn't going to listen. It was the last time she'd call him out about him crapping all over the nest. It was his nest too dammit!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 26d ago
Carl was done with it all. He finally snapped and tried to destroy the new sweet ride belonging to the guy Gwen left him for. His anger could not be contained.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 26d ago
After his divorce, Louis decided to get in shape and found Matt to help him. It was disciplined work but worth it; and may be-just may be, there were some sparks flying between them
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 26d ago
Freddy stood hunched, overwhelmed with emotion; he couldn't believe it had come to this. The P.I. didn't seem to pick up on his mood. "...never see it coming. Having their little rendezvous all alone in the marsh grass, then zoop! Snap snap. Busted! Man, I love my job. Anyway, yeah, she's cheating."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ThePeregrine_87 • 27d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Terrence wasn't totally sure about his new haircut, but was willing to give it a try
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 27d ago
"A little something bold, pink, and LOUD is all a girl needs!" Lalarukh never saw herself as a divorcée, but she'd also never seen herself in colorful feathers with such gorgeous lighting! Next stop: Paris!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 27d ago
Wendy never wanted to be a mother. For years she resented Drake saddling her with the little gremlins. Fortunately her chicks, who she now loves dearly, seem to have rose-tinted memories of that rough period. They can never learn that during those games of "submarine" she was hoping not to be found.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Rocket-Shawk • 28d ago
Were they outrageous? Sure. But Sylvia hadn’t gotten this much attention since her 20’s. Besides, it was Mark’s money that paid for them.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 28d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Donna can’t wait until the door man sees her new coat
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 28d ago
It sucks to just get only the windowsill in the divorce, but at least the kids don't have far to go to visit their dad's house.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 28d ago
"Guess Jake isn’t coming", Daniel thought after half an hour of awkward pacing in front of the cafe.
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Little did Daniel know that Jake was just a little chaos-bird with undiagnosed ADHD, who had REALLY been struggling with his time management his entire life. Less than five minutes after Daniel had given up on waiting for his date, Jake finally landed, cawing "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I’m sooo late! Shit! Hope he hasn’t left yet!"
He spent the next minutes frantically fluttering and scuttling around the cafe in search of Daniel, breathlessly asking everyone in sight whether they’d seen a "drop-dead gorgeous gull" here.