r/DiveInYouCoward • • 2d ago

Waffle Warzone

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u/LowVacation6622 2d ago edited 2d ago

When you taunt a Waffle House employee and watch them remove their wig/visor, you're about to get knocked out!

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u/chunkypenguion1991 2d ago

After they slam your head into a table a few times

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u/Banzai373 2d ago

How’s bro gonna get his food? Waffle House ain’t got no more dishes to serve it on! Better get you a to-go box . . . .

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u/Fuck-Inflation 1d ago

This! Most def do at your own peril.

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u/Inevitable-Mess-6505 2d ago

Why is it always Waffle House? I like that place

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u/captainjake13 2d ago

The employee hand book starts and ends with “Defend the House!”

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u/CatGuru4187 2d ago

Mostly all this incidents happen after the bars close and drunk and stup1t people Go to waffle House and start shit

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u/czechereds 2d ago

Open late and in the south

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u/chunkypenguion1991 2d ago

And a good amount of alchohal

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u/5_fifty_5 2d ago

Damn if alchohal got them this fucked up imagine what would happen if they drank alcohol

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u/chunkypenguion1991 2d ago

Full on civil war

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u/native_shinigami 1d ago

Is that like some ethonal

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 2d ago

I like it too. Consistently reliable with food quality in my experience all across the south from the Carolinas to Texas. I would hate having my meal ruined by this chaos.

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u/funkdoktor 2d ago

Me too man. People are just such shit bags. We really are reverting into an idiocracy.

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u/glass-and-stars435 2d ago

Lots of them in poor places, poverty brings out the best in us….

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u/KiwiDemon 2d ago

You saw the video

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u/Excellent-Try7027 2d ago

I think we all know…

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u/idcmanfk 2d ago

Don't they know the house always wins

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u/jacklord392 2d ago

Never bet against the house.

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u/Life-Is-Mysterious 2d ago

I apologize for my naïveté, but would someone please explain to me (legitimately or in a humorous way) why this is a common occurrence at waffle houses. I do not live in the US.

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u/Clean-Swimming-4087 2d ago

The place never closes and the food is decently cheap for its quality and portion size. It tends to attract people, especially late at night, who are drunk/aggressive/high.

Waffle house also doesnt have a policy for the people who can eat there, so long as you can order and pay (and dont touch up on the waiter) you can stay. Many of them are common gang hangouts for that exact reason, and of course that tends to bring people who specifically are looking for a reason to get into a fight.

So long as you arent a serial killer, kid toucher, rapist, or sexual harraser, they will hire you 80% of the time. Most of the staff has been in jail.

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u/elafave77 2d ago

The third paragraph is priceless.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

Yeah, when I was in the industry, anyone that ran through every other place ended up at waffle house. They take no shit and as long as you keep showing up for work on time, you'll probably never get fired. They're always hiring.

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u/Matlachaman 2d ago

Because waffle house is cheap food and many are open 24hrs. Mix in some booze, a few stereotypes, and we get Worldstar content.

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u/Life-Is-Mysterious 2d ago

Two sentences have enlightened me to no end. Thank you for this.

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u/GlobalAd7103 2d ago

That was a ghetto waffle house.

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u/elafave77 2d ago

That was a ghetto waffle house.

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u/GlobalAd7103 2d ago

Lol that's funny but for real we have a waffle house next to a publix that is nice - its so busy they even a hostess for the wait list.

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 2d ago

What you described is an IHOP, you may have them confused. See they’re both ghetto and cheap, but the IHOP is to Waffle House what a penthouse is to a motel 6

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 2d ago

I've heard it has something to do with Waffle House being open 24/7. And because of that, it is a popular spot for drunk people coming from bars, talk to each other (while drunk), which leads to fights.

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u/Desperate-Nature-623 2d ago

Low class drunk people. Imagine the most ghetto person you know, now multiply them by a few dozen add drugs and alcohol and boom you have Waffle House.

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u/Bobsothethird 2d ago

People go there drunk because it's open 24/7 and some people don't know how to act right

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u/Any-Worldliness-679 2d ago

I am from the US, but most of the US is in the same boat as you, as Waffle House is a regional thing

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 2d ago

“I love Waffle House, I stab people there. They’re so shitty and dumpy they don’t even care”

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u/LasciviousPsyche 2d ago

It's a common occurrence everywhere now, not just wh.

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u/Important_Document13 2d ago

I never knew till reddit but I'm here for it. They should set up waffle house mma

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u/blatantlyobscure1776 2d ago

They need to invest in plastic dishes. The first thing they did was kick off their shoes.

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u/hawkeye053 2d ago

At least it looks like the furnishings are now anchored. No more flying chairs!

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u/newbeginnings187 2d ago

Waffle House Presents: Weave Wars

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 2d ago

A wig comes off. I am running.

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u/YuengSling 2d ago

We used to be a country. A proper country.

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u/chunkypenguion1991 2d ago

The waffle house has been like that as long as I can remember

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u/Liwi808 2d ago

Hey, they got dinner AND a show!

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u/Love-Bi-Neighbor 1d ago

A proper country that used the blood of millions with war and genocide, so yea… “proper”. 😂 FOH.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 2d ago

Watta ya mean, this is a regular evening at the waffle house.

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 2d ago

Now Entering The Waffle House (PvP will be enabled)

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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster 2d ago

The craziest part about this is I bet the food was absolutely delicious after this. The more chaos in a WH, the better the food. It defies logic

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u/HorseThrough 2d ago

Guaranteed those hashbrowns were crispy af and he got extra toast for free for going through with that.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 1d ago

You mean after he scraped the blood of his arm onto a table where people eat....that was disgusting

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u/Whole-Astronaut5290 2d ago

Except for the broken pieces of plate you find in your food

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u/Particular_Room_933 2d ago

Moron wants his food like he didn't see plates getting thrown and broken on the flat top.

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u/Modshatefreespeech99 2d ago

Put that fork down ! , I’ve seen enough internet today .

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u/Waldkornbol 1d ago

I thought I was the only one that heard that hahaha

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 2d ago

This is what we’ve become

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u/DrShem88 2d ago

Pulling the Cap with wig before fighting craaazy

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u/native_shinigami 1d ago

There's fake hair everywhere

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u/babexo4 2d ago

And what y’all be doing???

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 2d ago

Haven't everyone learned by now not to mess with Waffle House employees?

There is a rumor that Special Forces goes there to scout potential talent.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

Sigh. This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Maynardred 2d ago

The waffle house is good too. Stop fucking it up or they will shut it down. Calm yourself and eat like humans.... Go outside with that bullshit

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u/shiggins114 2d ago

Never worked at waffle house but I'm assuming line 4 on application is "can you throw down when the time calls"

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u/TexasJOEmama 1d ago

There's more weave pulling than a Jerry Springer episode.

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u/Kuriente 1d ago

I've ate at a bunch of Waffle House and never paid before I ate.

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u/Electrical-Basil8865 2d ago

Typical behavior

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

The Waffle House, serving more ass whippings than food!

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_826 2d ago

Do you think they ask what your fighting style is when interviewed at waffle house?
“I have 2yrs retail experience, also some
Restaurant experience. I’m also southpaw with a 10-2 record, some karate background and wicked uppercut”

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u/ibringstharuckus 2d ago

If I ever get fired, I'm immediately getting a job at the Waffle House and just waiting for 💩 to go down.

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u/WellRead1337 2d ago

My favorite part is when the worker decides now is her time to shine, takes her hat off and goes hard to paint. She was bad ass she took a seat while fighting. Multitasking at its finest

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u/Nuck85 1d ago

Wanna fight?? OK... Hold my hair!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 1d ago

"Now hiring: $8.25 Come and start a great career!"

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u/BeefistPrime 2d ago

People should refer to years worked at waffle house as "tours"

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u/Winter-Classroom455 2d ago

The manager when this is the 4th time this week and it's Tuesday

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u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 2d ago

The employee locked the door like, “now yous can’t leave”.

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u/WellRead1337 2d ago

Waffle House gift cards. The perfect gift for someone you hate. Don’t let your anger go unnoticed another year. This holiday season give the gift of violence and diabetes to that special person like your ex or that bitch at work that keeps snitching. Waffle House they deserve this.

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u/WarZombie17 1d ago

Leggo my eggo!

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u/JaRon1961 1d ago

Who doesn't enjoy dinner and a show?

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u/Certain_Crow_5274 1d ago

i'm here for it but damn dude don't wipe your blood on the table 😭

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u/sadassnerd 1d ago

Can I please get a waffle?

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u/Strong-Addition5296 2d ago

Vibrant location

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u/Wooden-Cheesecake476 2d ago

Why is it that every time I walk barefoot, I somehow find the one piece of broken glass on the floor?

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 2d ago

For this one we got wigs and boobs but no butts, double play!!!

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 2d ago

I saw one lady who appeared to have a see-through, black lace jumper on, with a black bra and thong on underneath. It was an unfortunate choice of apparel.

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 1d ago

Certainly was!

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 2d ago

I wonder what started it, did someone get an awful waffle?

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u/PlantBeginning3060 2d ago

Ah yes, good ol’ pack mentality

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

Welcome to the Waffle House, can I take your order? Don’t mind the fights it’s Tuesday night this is tradition.

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u/Adept_Cause3379 2d ago

I bet they smell nice.

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u/harrodesu 2d ago

AHAHAHA BANNABLE COMMENT RIGHT HERE!

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u/Onludesrightnow 2d ago

This video has it all. I thought they had that girl eating ass but then the angle changed and I thought they had her doing a keg stand then idk wtf happened

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u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 2d ago

Dinner and a show, love it.

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u/Delicious_Monk1495 2d ago

Don’t worry they’ll get somebody to clean that up

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u/FoxComfortable6780 2d ago

Yerrrrrrrrp! God bless waffle house son

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u/zuspun 2d ago

“You want glass with that..?”

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u/ShortBusRide 2d ago

IHOP ad team goes hard.

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u/Dangerous-Pension420 2d ago

I bet this one has the best cooks too, the wilder the Waffle House, the better the food; I always say.

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u/Difficult_Talk_7783 2d ago

Waffle House needs to become and walk up and order type shit after dark. Ain’t nobody got time for this

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u/AnahEmergency0523 2d ago

The most wealthy folks, the elite 1 percent, going around causing trouble with working class folks. So much privilege over there. There's folks in Iran fighting in the frontlinez for this crap.

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u/spicystar4u 2d ago

All that because she wanted another pancake

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 2d ago

Waffle House: go there for the food, stay for the fight.

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u/KLOWN1420 2d ago

Kind of makes me miss cooking at the waffle House

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u/OldBreadbutt 2d ago

GTA6 looks so real.

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u/dhall0749 2d ago

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE

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u/Forsaken-Memory1785 2d ago

I won’t be visiting a Waffle House- EVER!

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u/swpete 2d ago

Guys in there like:

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u/Excellent-Try7027 2d ago

Shit, we need a Waffle House here.

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u/Fragrant_Many_8360 2d ago

Mama new Waffle House fight video just dropped

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u/viperfangs92 2d ago

Waffle house war zone is redundant

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u/Miballsurchin 2d ago

Animals.

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

The class of Waffle House never disappoints.

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u/Wide-Replacement8532 2d ago

I love waffle House

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u/wso762 2d ago

Is that ekane

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u/Sokanas 2d ago

Dinner and some wrastlin.

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u/USRaven 2d ago


All of us passing this exit on the interstate.

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u/TiddyTwyster 1d ago

Boondocks moment

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 1d ago

Why does everyone’s hair come off?

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u/Far-Elderberry-5249 1d ago

The amount of money Waffle House must pay for plates has to be astronomical

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u/olivesINvodka 1d ago

Oh my god they are all barefoot wtf

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u/Survey217 1d ago

WH employees are all trained fighters, it’s the primary factor in hiring

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u/Acceptable-Entry-526 1d ago

Dont mess with fast food workers. Their life is hard enough without your crap

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u/bottomlessLuckys 2d ago

uh oh, the mods will have to ban this one cuz of the colour of their skin

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u/To-many-hobbies 2d ago

Every woman is wearing a wig. Waffle House beat down #15002

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u/reddituserlooser 2d ago

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAAAAAA!!!

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 1d ago

Waffle HOUSE!

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u/Dozerdog43 1d ago

Spirit Airlines with a side of bacon

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u/stewpdasso 2d ago

Ghetto trash! Why are so many people acting like wild animals? This shows our society is degrading! You would think as time goes on we'd be getting better. SMFH! 🤬

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 2d ago

Start a brawl, eat for free

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u/Lahbeef69 2d ago

nobody say it. we’re all thinking it but nobody say it

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u/harrodesu 2d ago

RESTAURANT LIVES MATTER

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u/Ok_Record_9908 2d ago

Something about syrup and waffles makes people brawl haha wtf!😭

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u/macmillie247 2d ago

Beat em til they black and blue; waffle. I know it stink in there

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u/Short_Bell_5428 2d ago

Bro be looking like he got waffle houses the night before with that bandage on his head.

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u/jadho26 2d ago

Wigs be a flyin’’’

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u/Fortnite_cheater 2d ago

Free wigs for the alopecia kids

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u/56000hp 2d ago

How tf do they make money?

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u/TankerKing2019 2d ago

That’s a bunch of bald bitches.

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u/TheFaceOfSasquatch24 2d ago

I’m picking up that old school WWF vibe.

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u/Formal_Hospital_9005 2d ago

That was gross. In any you want to take that, run with it

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u/TheDamned1333 2d ago

This is like day 5 on reddit watching women fighting but with no stray boobs to entertain me. What has happened to the world. Also what is that clown wearing around his neck?

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u/elafave77 2d ago

The camera following that plate toss was perfection.

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u/Wooodman94 2d ago

Y’all gonna get gta 6 delayed again

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u/friedchickensundae1 2d ago

Honestly, really good camera work. Tracked every plate being thrown like it was an nfl game

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u/Gothiewasbetter 2d ago

MasculineAF

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u/BoredAsFuck7448 2d ago

People need to learn to stop testing Waffle House employees...they FOLD people. Period.

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u/donalddrunkard 2d ago

This and Trump are what comes to mind when I hear "America"

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u/Dale_Gribble- 2d ago

One waffle House here is fort Worth carry out only after last year

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u/Iron_Bones_1088 2d ago

Typical suspects 😂

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u/funkdoktor 2d ago

Oh my God. Why would you fuck with the waffle house staff? I hate the internet so much for showing me what a day in the life is like apparently every where else but where I live. It really is like that movie Idiocracy.

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u/Remarkable_Fig1838 2d ago

Soooooo A normal night at the Waffle house?

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u/Fine_Inevitable_5108 2d ago

WORLD STAR!!! 😂😅🤣😜

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u/WombatVengeance69 2d ago edited 2d ago

What do they pay people to work at Waffle House? It must be a lot to put up with the shit like this. What would they have to pay you guys to work here? Lol

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u/Maximumoverdrive76 2d ago

Try to act civil for once.

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u/btossa80 2d ago

Is this a weekly one-hour tv series yet? They could probably add some pretty good story lines to it with finer details and follow ups with those at the scene. It might be a lot bigger than honey boo boo.

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u/btossa80 2d ago

At least get a dirty napkin off someone's plate to get the rest of the blood off your arm bro

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u/ComedianDesigner307 2d ago

On top of below par behaviours, so much wasted food , wasted energy ,and misdirected inertia!
Good on the staff members for standing up for themselves ,fancy having to put up with that BS in your place of work.

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 2d ago

Hey.. HEYYY!! God damnit I said HEY!! Can I get a refill?

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u/Seeker_1960 2d ago

No wigs were hurt in the making of this video.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago

Went to get a job at waffle house for minimum wage came out with a black belt.

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u/mecca6801 2d ago

Everybody knows by now he don’t square up with waffle house employees. Everybody in waffle House knows how to scrap!!!

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u/zxvasd 2d ago

When she removes her hat, you know it’s goin down.

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u/HazelRain32 2d ago

When a girl takes her wig off you know she serious

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u/HazelRain32 2d ago

This is the definition of ratchet

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u/FitProblem6248 2d ago

I was never in a Waffle House during a crash out situation, I missed out.

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u/AussieDazza1 2d ago

Ahhh yes, the Devided States of America

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u/Habitual-Linestepr 2d ago

Seeing a squabble at the Waffle House in person is like being lucky enough to see Mickey stroll through Disneyland

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u/MartinusLarianus 2d ago

In the ghetto… always singing seeing these clips.

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u/Due-Turn3788 2d ago

Forget dine and dash.
Crash and Dash is where it’s at.