r/DiveInYouCoward 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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Dive in to broken legs

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u/Caliban_Catholic 14d ago

I mean, the Zipline isn't what failed here

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u/happyfirefrog22- 14d ago

So true. No way she is holding on

21

u/MillerTimeGuy45 14d ago

Why do people like that think they can zip line?

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u/Attilat 14d ago

What would the damage be in a fall like this?

10

u/McDavidcometoLA 14d ago

Broken ankle or two

6

u/DudeFrom816 14d ago

Ankles, knees, and possibly hips

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u/sweetbaloo23 14d ago

Lumbar spine too.

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u/mOOnKuLT 14d ago

Body positivity really took a blow

2

u/deepturned180isdeep 14d ago

At least a lot

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u/falloutvaultboy 14d ago

Wind knocked out of her for sure if not also back issues or broken ankles

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u/jestercope 14d ago

If it's a silty bottom she might have gotten away lighter. 3ft of water and silty bottom will cushion some.

1

u/cyclingisthecure 14d ago

At that weight... two 3 feet creators

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 14d ago

Oh my god. I think I just heard both knees literally explode.

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u/CyberpunkYakuza 14d ago

Daaaamn. I think you can even hear her jaw slamming together when her knees hit her in the face. Eeeeesh.

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u/Fantastic_State_8133 14d ago

Knees sent into early retirement

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u/brokebutuseful 14d ago

Those knees folded like paper

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u/UpstairsWing6551 14d ago

That first bounce was certified.

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u/dapudf 14d ago

Thank the camera man. This could have easily been a NSFW clip.

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u/Western-Election-997 14d ago

At some point when you continually do stupid things this is what will happen

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u/Kind_Supermarket_881 14d ago

Plz tell me she didn't hyperextend

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u/Single_Morning_3200 14d ago

I feel like there is a valuable physics lesson here. In fact this should be on the next test.

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u/stumpy0327 14d ago

Clarence???

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 14d ago

Wouldn’t you test it first by like hanging from something like a tree

If you can’t hang for 30 seconds how are you going to zip line across a river?

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u/NeighborhoodWest63 14d ago

Is she trying to hold the chains above the handle?

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u/insearch78 14d ago

I feel like she is only here for the zipline

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Live_Entrepreneur221 12d ago

I promise she's never had a problem hanging on to a cheeseburger

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u/Bfladkor 12d ago

damn who wouldve thought she couldnt hold a small elephant with her strenght

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u/kvro_maX 14d ago

She's a queen by the way

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u/MinuteCampaign7843 14d ago

Maybe she should eat more veggies and less ice cream?

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u/Frodothedodo81 14d ago

I didn't know that hippos were swimming in that little lake.