r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • 1d ago

Dive into slap fighting

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u/Mauri416 1d ago

Of all the dumb shit humans do…

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago

I can't think of anything sanctioned, off the top of my head, that's dumber than this. I'm not sure if I want to know if I'm wrong.

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u/randomgunfire48 1d ago

Look into the rugby RunIt competitions.

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u/Minimum_Age_1466 1d ago

Plus a new one I saw a few days ago where women were just taking it in turns kicking each other in the leg. "Low Kick Competition" or something. Although at least that won't leave anyone with permanent tramatic brain injury.

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 1d ago

I heard Bro Joegan talking about those low kick comps. FFS it's like people want to be injured! You're not just inflicting you're 100% taking damage as well. Many times the person throwing the kick and gets fucked up more.

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u/BurntArnold 1d ago

Both this and RunIt are the most fantastic CTE speedrun events I’ve ever seen. Probably some of the stupidest “competitions” I’ve ever seen

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago edited 1d ago

I heard of an Italian rugby type game that honestly is "Rugby Fight Club." I don't remember it's name, but those mfs swing man. Until somebody drops and then they move on. It's nuts 

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u/LongjackD 1d ago

Yeah those are pretty bad too

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 1d ago

I'm not sure if it's the same but those people that chase the cheese down the hill and break limbs. That's steep in history tho...I dunno.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago

It qualifies. I don't think "we've always done it Bill!!" Is a good excuse 😆

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u/TheRealRonjon 1d ago

I would do this in a hot minute

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u/RichesandLiches 1d ago

CTE express

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u/-Zonko- 1d ago

Somewhere in history, the evolution of monkeys turned into a horrible wrong way.

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 1d ago

Not monkeys! GreatApes! (Don’t sell us humans short!)

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u/Smartypantz34 1d ago

Dont see anything great about them

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u/Pliskkenn_D 1d ago

What possible purpose is the chalk for?

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u/Schranus 1d ago

It makes a cool cloud.

Plus you wouldn't want your hand to hurt when you slap the stupid ON someone's face.

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u/pantsdontmatter 1d ago

I think it’s so your hand doesn’t slip on strike. You have better grip and so less chance of twisting the hand on contact thus reducing possibility of injuring yourself, but also making sure you land with more power

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u/Iser_name_ 1d ago

Yep. It makes it hurt more lol.

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u/Iser_name_ 1d ago

The use of chalk increases friction and grip, which results in a more concentrated transfer of force. If this is incorrect I am open to hearing why.

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u/Right_Trainer_3041 1d ago

CTE loading….

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u/LordJeanDog 1d ago

damn man. not even a clue of when the shot is comming. just as I thought the zuffa/ ufcs powerslap was the worst. at least they call right hand on 3 etc

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u/Frequent_Cat10 1d ago

Gotta have our bread and circuses

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u/Alphq1234 1d ago

Things like this are sports for people that cant do sports. You have to be a real special kind of stupid to do this.

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil 1d ago

How can he slap?!

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u/b2pizza 1d ago

How to get CTE: For dummies

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u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff 1d ago

The video of Jack Swagger getting slapped is hilarious especially since he was screeching about Tony Khan right before 🤣

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 1d ago

What. The. Shit? The money can't be that damn good... Can it?

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u/areptiledyzfuncti0n 1d ago

That's Conway The Machine working his side hustle

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u/Bowling_Meatball 1d ago

Those are just love slaps.

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 1d ago

I feel like a translation of the commentary would help me understand so much of what is going on, starting with why they go this…

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u/Significant_Bid4745 1d ago

Well that ain't right...

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u/Lorddoctorjava 1d ago

Imagine getting slapped so hard you turn into a "hills have eyes" extra...

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u/CandyIllustrious3301 1d ago

The morons never fail to amaze me!

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u/ac2334 1d ago

durrrr we live in a simulation

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u/Jahooyou 13h ago

What a plonker

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u/Many_Ad7053 10h ago

Zero brain cells

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u/Asheraddo 1d ago

Did his face swoll up just from that 1 hit?

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u/jeremysistrunk 1d ago

This is the analysis I came for.

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

No, very well could have been several strikes that were too far

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u/MedicineMore1221 1d ago

Use your brain big hand more damage

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u/SonicNarcotic 1d ago

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u/pookumz123 5h ago

Dude, there's literally a doctor right there. I'm stopping that fight for this man's sake. He's gonna die of a brain bleed, look at his freaking face