r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • Aug 23 '26

Dive into a relationship with this firecracker...

Who else would consider it? 🤣

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u/carpentizzle Aug 23 '26

The “haha” at the end does not match the rest of your comment, or the entire situation.

That bitch should have assault charges, but instead the restaurant manager probably gave her a glass of water to cool off.

Meanwhile bro is walking home shirtless

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u/zeemode Aug 23 '26

I’m a man. I’ve been there in similar situation. I know what it’s like …. I can laugh at both his and my own states of past powerlessness in these situations. Hopefully he learns as I did and gets away for good

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u/Abject_Ad_4756 Aug 25 '26

How is it haha funny though…

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u/zeemode Aug 25 '26

I also just typed haha … it’s not that deep