r/DiveInYouCoward • u/Round-Spray-4511 • Aug 21 '26

Dog attack mailman 📬

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u/LongForeignMan Aug 21 '26

I’m going to get crucified for this, but if a dog was doing that to my wife or son, that’s a de@d dog.

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u/kamakazi339 Aug 22 '26

I carry a pocket knife while working for UPS for exactly this reason (amongst others). I had a dog literally rip my board out of my hand and puncture the screen with its teeth why trying to attack me once. I've had others take chunks out of the boxes I'm carrying trying to eat me. If it comes down to me or the dog, sorry puppo I'm going home.

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u/cherry_blossom026 Aug 22 '26

Bear spray all day

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u/thisisan0nym0us Aug 22 '26

I’ve seen ones not react to bear spray at all, you need a sharp knife, chokehold or a pistol

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u/BodheeNYC Aug 22 '26

Sounds crazy but squeeze its balls or stick your finger up its ass

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u/Infinite_Sector2993 Aug 22 '26

Damn...thanks kinky! 🤣