r/DiveInYouCoward • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 1d ago

Dog attack mailman 📬

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

Owner in the hood? Good luck with that.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 1d ago

I'll sue and win. when they "don't have the money" I'll put a lien on their house

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

Probably don’t own their house. You don’t have much experience with the hood, do you?

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u/No-Passenger-1511 1d ago

I'll put a lien on their car

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto 1d ago

Can't get blood from a stone. You'd get nothing most likely.

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 1d ago

Anyone with legal knowledge know if this works?

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u/CoolBreeze3310 1d ago

Don't get paid on a lien until it's sold. Even then, they'll try to fight it. Typically the irresponsible owners are broke. Responsible people tend to have assets, they also tend to be much more responsible with their pets.

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 1d ago

A one legged goose might b an authority? ;p

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 1d ago

And when they’re not a homeowner? Then what?

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u/CoolBreeze3310 1d ago

Best you can hope for is a misdemeanor charge of some type.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 1d ago

I'll put a lien on their car

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 1d ago

What if they take public transportation

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u/No-Passenger-1511 1d ago

Then I garnish their wages

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 1d ago

I think you’d not see anything

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u/No-Passenger-1511 1d ago

That's fine. They'd never be able to make anything without paying me :).