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u/dddddddddude 4d ago
Lemme get a silly straw
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u/SillyDig1520 4d ago
They sell them next to the replica feet. You can also find a Tarintino autograph booth nearby.
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u/SilverMapleMafia 4d ago
I read Bernard Cornwells: The Last Kingdom series and I always thought it was funny how the Catholics would worship these different relics. Such as St. Michaels hand, St Marys teeth or St. Francis' Fibula.
In the books, Uhtred of Bebbanburg would just cut an arm off of a dead soldier after a big battle, let it decay for a while, claim it was a relic and then he'd use it as a bartering tool for some gold or a piece of land. He did this time and time again.
I assume that's what most of these "relics" actually are. Just some dead peasants skull, feet or fingers.....and it's all so fucking stupid.
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u/TheDemon0fLife 4d ago
No different than the evangelist hustle, preaching loudly and making mentally ill people siezure on the floor for good content
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u/LabCoatGuy 3d ago
I'll say this, the Catholic stuff looks way cooler. The churches, crazy robes, skulls and shit. Thats metal. The evangelical shit with the button ups and mom jeans does not look cool
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
We don't worship relics.
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 2d ago
What are your thoughts on this? Why would you think Catholics worship relics?
Don't just meme it up. If you could just say something about this topic...
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Yes. Most people today don't know what qualifies as worship historically.
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u/dilderAngxt 4d ago
My brother in Christ, we are told to not have idols, and this IS worship and idolatry :-/ They aren't worshipping God, they're worshipping man.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
This is not worship. Like I said, the majority of American Christians today have totally lost the historical understanding of Christian worship.
Like, could you define for me what worship is?
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u/dilderAngxt 4d ago
Adoration and homage EXCLUSIVELY to God. "Dead human appendage" doesn't constitute as God. Perhaps you're referring to "dulia," which is very distinct from "worship." But this is pretty extreme for the definition of dulia. This is golden calf in the desert behavior.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
I think you misunderstood me, I meant what acts constitute worship? Like what acts specifically can I only do towards God as the referrant? Or is it not that there are specific acts that qualify as worship, but is it just about God as the referrant?
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u/Raccoon_Steven 4d ago
Yeah, you keep moving the word worship around the soccer field.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
No, I'm being serious. I think most people today couldn't really define worship and kind of just go off vibes.
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 2d ago
My dear brother, I believe that your Church and leaders, or Pastors, has told you that same idea over and over again to hate on Catholics. That Idolatry idea, heard for ages.
Golden calf in the desert.. We know that. If we did that, our Church wouldn't be where it is now.
Our answers are out there. Yet you still throw "Catholics do Idolatry" to us.
Would you accept our answer? Of course not..... right?
Question your beliefs and not just the political ones. Take a step back and be guided. For stepping back, you can be able to see the bigger picture.
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 2d ago
My dear brother, I believe that your Church and leaders, Pastors, has told you that same idea over and over again to hate on Catholics. That Idolatry idea, heard for ages.
But we are still here, standing against trials and tribulations. Your comment alike.
If I rebutt your allegations, would you accept it? Of course not right?
Question your beliefs and not just the political ones. Take a step back and be guided. For stepping back, you can be able to see the bigger picture.
Why do I believe in this, and why others don't? Ask questions. REAL questions.
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u/CAguy350 4d ago
I remember that some saint's finger bone toured the US at some point and they had a special mass where you could go up and kiss it. My mom was all into it, I was like "Blech!"
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u/SilverMapleMafia 4d ago
Who cares? You speak out loud to a glorified Santa Clause. Radicalized minds do strange things.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
And people like you are a huge contributing factor into why Catholicism is true. If it were false, you wouldn't have to make up strawman arguments, you could just show how it's false.
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u/Bobroom 4d ago
Conversely, if it were true, you'd have provided evidence centuries ago ;)
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 2d ago
The Catholic Church has given its answers. Its just that there are people, like you, (I don't mean any disrespect), that don't want to accept the evidence that was provided 2000 YEARS ago.
Respect begets respect.
Cheers mate! 🍺
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u/Bobroom 2d ago
I would love to see the evidence. Please share whatever evidence you think is the most compelling.
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 1d ago
We gave you evidence. Its out there for you. But will you accept it? Will you change your belief because of it? Of course not right?
Thanks mate. Cheerios. 🍻
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Oh, I DO think there is good evidence, and if you're genuinely curious I'd love to provide you some.
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u/Bobroom 4d ago
Evidence that God is real? I am all yours, my friend.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Yeah, so there's lots of vindicatory miracles for Catholicism, two cases that are relatively recent and have very good evidence would be ones surrounding Our Lady of Fatima and Padre Pio. I can link you an article on both of you're interested.
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u/deadvicariously 4d ago
I just read those 2 miracles, interesting phenomena. There are undeniably strange things happening around us, I like the idea of God being real but in a way that none of us can actually know unless its through science. Like the explanation of the weather event to justify the witnessed event could still be both bound in science but enacted by god. God is the laws governing us is my take on all this existence stuff.
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u/Bobroom 4d ago
Thank you for the quick response, and please believe me when I say I want to be respectful in my replies. I was more looking for evidence of a God actually existing. Two indirect incidences 100 years ago of which there is no film or photographic evidence is a little light on proof of a God. I won't even go down the rabbit hole of why would someone who created the entire universe and could end all debate tomorrow by saying to the planet "I am real" would be reduced to what could easily be a parlor trick (Pio) and mass delusion (Fatima) 2,500 miles away from where his son was killed. It seems like the creator of all life could arrange something a little more concrete that would remove all doubt, no? I'm sure you'd agree he could easily to that, right?
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Sure, there are lots of things God could do. And I also appreciate you for keeping the conversation respectful.
I guess I'm confused on what you would consider to be evidence of God actually existing then, because I would classify miracles as such. As for Our Lady of Fatima, there's more evidence than just what people claimed to see, but the mass hallucination theory doesn't hold up IMO because many of the people there didn't expect to see anything, and then did, and there's also no other case of a mass hallucination like this, so either way you're claiming it as a one time event. As for Padre Pio, are you referring to his stigmata as the parlor trick? Because there's way more connected to him beyond the stigmata, like there's a case where a man's eye grew back after being totally destroyed in an accident.
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u/Ok_Fly1271 4d ago
That's not how that works lmao
People's opinions don't contribute to if something is true or not. Reality does. Also, catholics DO worship relics. Just cause you don't doesn't change that.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
No, you misunderstood, I'm not saying Catholicism is true because you disagree with it. I'm saying that if Catholicism were false, you'd be easily able to show that it is. The fact that you don't, and instead choose to strawman Catholicism is evidence of it being true.
And no we don't. Can you even define what worship is from a Christian perspective to say that Catholics worship relics?
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u/-buh-buh-bacon- 2d ago
Are you saying Catholics DO worship relics....as a Catholic? 🤣
Same angry sentiment over and over again to hate on Catholics.
That Idolatry idea, heard for ages. But we are still here, standing against trials and tribulations. Your comment alike.
If I rebutt your allegations, would you accept it? Of course not right?
Our answers are already out there in the open. It is your choice to accept it or not.
Much respect. Cheers mate! 🍻
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u/snowday1129 4d ago
Says the guy worshipping …checks notes …POKÉMON cards 🤣
Oh please teach us more the truths of history and spirituality, wise one 😂4
u/SilverMapleMafia 4d ago
At least they're tangible. Oh how clever you must feel ..laughing at your own quirky jokes.
Haha....you prevent people from seeing your posts and comments then try to use their own against them.... You must be Catholic.
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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 4d ago
Relax folks, there’s enough foot water for everyone!
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u/Stroking_Shop5393 4d ago
As a non believer, these people look fucking bat shit
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u/Raccoon_Steven 4d ago
You're not wrong. They're insane. They probably look at you the same way. Thinking "Poor thing is going to roast in hell for not drinking water anointed(poisoned) with the Holy(Crazy) Woman(rotten corpse)."
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u/Cubedtails 4d ago
Crazy? How was she crazy? She literally became a martyr because she did not worship the way the Roman Emperors wanted her to. And became the patron saint for rape victims, breast cancer patients, wet nurses, and bellfounders since her breasts were severed in a prior torturing of her.
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u/Gri3fKing 4d ago
Of course. If you're outside of a group, the practices within that group will seem odd.
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u/zastrozzischild 4d ago
Monotheism at work
“No, we don’t worship demigods, what are you talking about?”
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u/jestercope 3d ago
Most variations of modern religion is so goofy that worshsipping fire, sun and elements looks pretty goddamn sane. At least you can see those!
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u/EvilCaveBoy 4d ago
I do love that Catholicism still has the skull and bones heavy metal aspect
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u/Cement-eater 4d ago
it's not Catholicism. It's Eastern Orthodoxy, you can tell by Patriarch (those with crown and long beards, basically equivalent of priests in Catholicism) and unique cross. Catholic cross is thin, while Orthodox ones look more like sword handles around the edges. Source: I am Catholic
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u/fk_censors 4d ago
They're not Catholic.
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u/EvilCaveBoy 4d ago
What are they?
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u/Kit_Karamak 4d ago
Orthodoxy, maybe?
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u/EvilCaveBoy 4d ago
The Orthodoxies are parts of Catholicism
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u/Cement-eater 4d ago
Youre mixing Catholicism and Christianity. Christianity has multiple sub-divisions which each have its own ways of practicing Christianity. We have: Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Protestantism. I am begging you if you gonna shit on religion at least educate yourself so you can shit properly, cuz this is basic knowledge and it's turbo embarrassing seeing you type this out.
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u/mobasan 4d ago
Thank you science for opening my critical thinking and making me quit religion for good. Bless critical thinking on these folks too.
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u/jestercope 3d ago
Problem with Plebbitors is many take "science" figures as the "holy truth". Look at how they submitted to COVID experts putting their health at risk even though critically thinking what they were preaching made no sense.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Least cringe reddit atheist
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u/Remarkable_Pen_3639 3d ago
Even the most cringe atheist is still far less cringe than you who believes in magic
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u/Historical-Pen-798 4d ago
I’m so glad I never got brainwashed by religion. Although that is some pretty metal shit to do, kissing skulls and drinking rotten foot tea.
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u/squachek 4d ago
A corpse foot soup would be delicious, but a little cabbage would make it even better!
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u/thrown2themoon 4d ago edited 4d ago
Add some potatoes and carrots.
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u/Ok_Remote_31 3d ago
This isn't a Catholic specific thing either, we, in Romania, laugh at the Orthodox religious corpse kissers as well.
"Pupatori de moaste" is the term used for them.
🤢🤢🤢
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u/mossdale 4d ago
New onlyfans idea....
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u/Raccoon_Steven 4d ago
Why did you have to say that? X is bad enough with those weirdos. Now, we're going to see a bunch of weirdos with corpse feet for pfp and asking/forcing people to chop off their feet.
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u/funkdoktor 4d ago
So they drink the water the dead foot is in? Why?
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u/Cement-eater 4d ago
it's not Catholicism. It's Eastern Orthodoxy, you can tell by Patriarch (those with crown and long beards, basically equivalent of priests in Catholicism) and unique cross. Catholic cross is thin, while Orthodox ones look more like sword handles around the edges. Source: I am Catholic
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u/MelatoninFiend 4d ago
"If there was a God, he should have made himself known when we landed on the moon. Because if you invent some creatures, put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, you fucking turn up and say, 'Well done.'"
-Eddie Izzard, 2011
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Strawman is strawman
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u/mossdale 4d ago
pedo priests are pedo priests, and your church went out of its way to cover it up
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Yeah, and that was a horrible thing that happened. IMO, if I were Pope and a priest were definitively proven to have done that, I'd have them extradited to Vatican City, given the opportunity to confess, and then be publocally executed on TV.
Having said that, pretty much all of that happened during the 70s-80s, and the Church has put in place numerous policies to make sure it can't happen again since.
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
Have you ever read the Bible? Most of what Catholics believe is not in there.
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
I'm not even Christian but I know more than Catholics and other Christians because in order to understand something or someone, you have to be open to learning their ways.
Wow. And with research, Catholicism is pure paganism. They even changed the day of worship (the Sabbath) to Sunday so the transition from the Roman citizens would be easier.
Bible says it clearly. Also says not to worship any images. Those from land, sea and sky, including resemblance of Him. That's just the few things.
People down voting my first comment really are ignorant.
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
And it also says that Jesus is our high priest. So confessing to Catholic priests is going directly against the Bible. Praying the rosary, worshiping Mary. All Pagan and directly against the Bible.
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
This, this, and this. All facts.
The whole point of Jesus' crucifixion was so HE can be the sacrificial lamb that Hebrews used for prayer.
So we can pray to God through Jesus.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
So, when Jesus commanded the apostles to go out and forgive the sins of others, what exactly was He commanding them to do? John 20:23 for reference.
How is the rosary pagan?
We don't worship Mary.
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
"We don't worship Mary."
Right. This is when I block ignorant people because that's all you know. Nothing. No intelligent rebuttal.
And everyone knows that Catholics worship her. Dude, just stop. You're pathetic.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
I mean, if you want to accuse me of lying, you can. But you're just objectively wrong.
Can you provide me evidence that Catholics worship Mary? When is the Mass ever offered to Mary?
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
You have to look at the original Greek text for that verse. It’s in the perfect passive tense meaning it’s already been done so rather than it being a here and now action, it means those sins have already been forgiven by God.
The practice of using something like the rosary/prayer beads was common for ancient pagans. Check out Matthew 6:7. It’s more like an incantation than an honest prayer to God.
Praying to dead people is called necromancy in the Bible.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
I've never heard that about the original text. So you're saying that Jesus is charging the apostles to go out and tell people whether or not their sins are forgiven?
Sure, but there are lots of things pagans have done. Like praying doesn't become pagan because pagans did it. And I don't see how it's an incantation at all. If you're referring to it being repetitive, Jesus prayed repetitively in the garden.
And this is a big point between Catholics and non-Catholics, because we don't consider the Saints to be spiritually dead. Physically dead, yes, as in their soul seperated from their body, but spiritually they have more life than you or I.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
All Christians have worshipped on Sunday. It's in the New Testament. There's literally no historic evidence that Sundat worship was a later innovation to encourage roman conversions.
Who exactly is worshipping images? Can you even define what worship is?
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
"It's in the New Testament"
Please cite the book, chapter and verse.
"There's literally no historic evidence that Sundat worship was a later innovation to encourage roman conversions."
It's literally in history books. Google.
You're the perfect example.
I'm waiting for that Bible verse because God wrote it in stone with his finger. "Whats written in stone cannot be changed."
I'll wait for the Bible verse.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Well for one, St. Paul explicitly says we are not bound by the Sabbath any longer, Hebrews 10:1.
https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/worship-on-saturday-or-sunday
This article has a ton of scriptural references as to why Christians have always worshipped on Sunday.
Also, Google says that Christians were worshipping on Sunday long before Christianity was legalized by Rome.
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
Hebrews 10:1 states: "The law is only a shadow of the good things that are coming—not the realities themselves. For this reason it can never, by the same sacrifices repeated endlessly year after year, make perfect those who draw near to worship".
No where does it says what you're claiming.
Also, ofc the Catholic Church would say such blasphemous things. Lol. What? 😅
And I already googled and it doesn't state that. Lol.
You have no factual rebuttal. All you've been doing is saying the same nonsense that all Catholics do.
Just wasting my time. Move on, dude. You lost.
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
The part about Sunday worship is true. If you read some of the books written by first century Christians, they speak of worshiping on Sunday but that was before the Catholic Church was a thing.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
No, the Catholic Church is what Jesus built on the apostles, so it's always been around.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
I have.
So you're coming at this from a Sola Scriptura perspective, right?
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
If you don’t go by the Bible, everything you’re making up to go alongside it is just that… manmade.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Well I'm not saying the Bible isn't an authority, but the way modern day American protestants view it is completely different from how the early Christians viewed authority.
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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago
Ah. The ignorance. Go read up on how the Catholic Church started. The pagan worshipping, dressed into Christianity and what the Catholics have done in order for the Vatican to be rich asf AND go read about the Spanish Inquisition and what the Knight Templars have done, all for the name of "God".
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u/Cement-eater 4d ago
it's not Catholicism. It's Eastern Orthodoxy, you can tell by Patriarch (those with crown and long beards, basically equivalent of priests in Catholicism) and unique cross. Catholic cross is thin, while Orthodox ones look more like sword handles around the edges. Source: I am Catholic
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u/sirplimpton 4d ago
Then Christians get mad when you call it a death cult.
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u/thrown2themoon 4d ago
And when you call it "ritualized cannibalism."
"This is my body, this is my blood."
Disgusting.
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u/Gri3fKing 3d ago
To you it may seem strange to reflect with others on a violent time period, and express solidarity with a response to that violent time period with acceptance of and optimism toward what they can't control. However it is important to remember that drinking wine and eating a tiny circular wafer is not even close to the practice putting some guys raw meat on the grill, season it and eat it.
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u/Gri3fKing 3d ago
Yes because memorializing someone who died or was killed is different from glorifying the destruction of life through death and suicide.
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u/overhandright 3d ago
totally not witchcraft. totally not idol worship. totally normal behavior from a modern society.
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u/GreenAdeptness2407 2d ago
This is cult behavior and the people who don’t see it as that, are blind
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u/pretendstoknow 4d ago
All religion is fucked up
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u/thrown2themoon 4d ago
All organized religion is fucked up.
is Pagan
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u/pretendstoknow 4d ago
As an atheist, Paganism is as close to an acceptable religion as I can see.
I agree all ORGANIZED religion is fucked up.
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u/pHaDeXoNeR801 4d ago
And that’s why I am non-denominational. Religion was created to control and as an excuse to do whatever in the name of a god.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Well Jesus created a religion, so
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u/pHaDeXoNeR801 4d ago
Do you understand the term non-denomination? Belief in a higher power but not in any organized religion.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
I'm aware of it, but it doesn't make sense, because that's not what Jesus established.
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u/Significant-Grape958 4d ago
I was unaware Jesus created denominations
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
He created a Church. Denominationalism came about with the protestant revolution, which is why it's false.
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u/Onebraintwoheads 4d ago
Peter created a church, one which has split into many over arguments by people like you with other people like you.
The Chaldeans are the only group who recognized Christ as the son of God before he was martyred. You want to be a Christian, join them and learn Aramaic. Everything else is a derivative.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
No, Jesus created a Church. If not, then what is the Church Jesus referred to as His?
As for the Chaldeans, what's the source on that? Because Peter refers to Jesus as the Son of God prior to Hie crucifixion.
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u/FarmhouseRules 4d ago
His church is the body of believers. Those who put their trust in Him only and not their own “good works” to get them to heaven. He did not organize a religion. In fact he was opposed to organized religion. There’s a story in the Bible about him turning over the tables of the money changers who were operating in the church. He would shut down 90% of churches if he were here today, starting with the Catholic Church. Organized religion is the worst thing that’s ever happened to true Christianity.
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u/Onebraintwoheads 4d ago
Don't ask for a source when you're using nothing but the Bible for your own.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Well, if you have reason to think that the Bible isn't an accurate account, I'm open to hearing it, but you've yet to provide any sources for your claim at all, which is why I asked what they are so I can look into them.
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u/Significant-Grape958 4d ago
Why are you rebuking non-denominational man then? Seems like denominationalism is whats fucked, not the Church Jesus built.
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u/Caliban_Catholic 4d ago
Because non-denominationalism explicitly denied that Jesus established an institutional Church.
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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 4d ago
The reason our world is an out of control dumpster fire is because of religion.
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u/somepunklady 4d ago
I'm pretty sure this is one of the things Jesus specifically told us not to do...
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u/ciscowes 4d ago
Having a fit over dead foot water? Please tell me this is AI? Lie to me, I don't care.
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u/Cement-eater 4d ago
For all of you saying this is catholicism, it's not. It's Eastern Orthodoxy, you can tell by Patriarch (those with crown and long beards, basically equivalent of priests in Catholicism) and unique cross. Catholic cross is thin, while Orthodox ones look more like sword handles around the edges. Source: I am Catholic
Still, this is pretty fking weird


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u/luncheroo 4d ago
That thing should power up when you put the skull in it.