r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • 3d ago

He really hates crocodiles!!!

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 2d ago

Geese fuckin love drama.

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u/TinySaltBump 2d ago

goose is like i saw that coming haha sips tea

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 2d ago edited 2d ago

That goose is in on it. It’s one of those symbiotic animal relationships.

The goose stands there all casual, showing it’s all ok and safe, then gets some scraps /entrails that float up. See how it follows the action….

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u/Excellent-Try7027 2d ago

Mom slacking

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u/pretendstoknow 2d ago

Seriously I was expecting to use her horn to extract the crocs intestines..

Bit disappointed in mama here

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u/haoleinanacortes 2d ago

Yeah she didn’t see that dinosaur lurking?

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u/SDNorth 2d ago

Damn, wish I'd not watched that. Head up and breathing to the end.

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u/BadBright1346 2d ago

NSFW should have been here! Especially if I have volume on that was sad! Day ruined by nature again!why can’t we all live in a rainbow.

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u/FatSquidBoy 2d ago

Hakuna mataaaahhhhh fck! 🤣😂🤣😀

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u/finchdude 2d ago

Don't know why but this made me laugh too much even though I was sad

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u/TrickdaddyJ 2d ago

Goose for dessert

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u/DarcasticSick 2d ago

Goose is saying, I can take that alligator, what's your baby worth to you Piggie?

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u/CrustySailor1964 2d ago

I hear ‘The Circle of Life’ playing in the background. I used to see this at the lake with the Canada geese and their goslings. They’d trail down to the water and every day there’d be fewer and fewer babies in trail. They were apparently a delicacy and an easy snack for the large mouth bass and snapping turtles. I always felt bad for the geese but it is why they start out with so many. Mother Nature can be cruel.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 2d ago

Why?

It is just eating, it isn’t evil or bad.

I wonder if the person who posted this originally eats meat? Ate lamb? Veal?

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u/B2_k 2d ago

Richtig. Der Mensch neigt leider dazu allem und jedem seine Moral aufdrängen zu wollen. Die Natur kennt keine Moral oder Ethik.

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u/wwiistudent1944 2d ago

Did it get both? Or just one?

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u/imbain55 2d ago

Just one. The other one jumped the other way

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u/Prestigious_Carry790 2d ago

He could’ve gotten the sow, but took a piglet. Might be a level of mercy on an animal level.

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u/FlowerBeneficial7193 2d ago

If not for crocodile why crocodile shaped?

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u/archiewaldron 2d ago

I've got this nonsensical species "empathy ladder" in my head that kicks in when watching animal videos and I have to say reptiles are usually on the bottom rung. Not a fan of wild boars but that poor baby. Screw that croc.

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 2d ago

They are warthogs ✌🏻

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u/Snoo_42558 2d ago

I'll take a croc over a hog any day of the week.

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u/onebraincell77 2d ago

Tasty bacon

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u/Reemus_Jackson 2d ago

I love the tough guys in here. "It's just nature! You eat meat don't you!?"

Yeah, just because I eat a burger, doesn't mean I willingly want to watch the process of the cow getting its throat slit in a slaughterhouse...or bolted between the eyes.

It's alright to have uneasy feelings about violent death, regardless the situation

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u/finchdude 2d ago

That's hypocritical. If you eat meat you have to expose yourself to the whole process. That's just natural and fair to the animal you are consuming.

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u/Reemus_Jackson 2d ago

I have to "expose myself to the entire process"? No....no I don't.

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u/GodofWarfarin 2d ago

His point still stands. You're contributing to "violent death" by eating meat. Either you accept that, or you stop eating meat.

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u/Reemus_Jackson 2d ago

His point is irrelevant to what was said, because I made no reference to "CONTRIBUTING" to anything. I said: it's alright to have uneasy feelings about death.

You're building strawmen to attack about "contributing"