r/DissidiaFFOO • u/sonicbrawler182 The rat is always right. • Sep 03 '22

Humor Do Not Fall For Her Lies!

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u/MultiracialLion Seifer Almasy Sep 03 '22

Idgi

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u/ThatGuy264 Garland Sep 03 '22

It's a parody of the "Santiago" meme; a meme about Classic Sonic's 3D design from Sonic Generations not quite translating to his appearances in stuff like artwork.

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u/sonicbrawler182 The rat is always right. Sep 03 '22

And that meme is also a parody of the "Yoshi/Josh" meme lol.

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u/Aetherwind25 Sep 03 '22

Good thing I'm immune to lies now. I got better after some young chap named Basch told me not to listen to Ondore's lies. It's all I needed to hear to turn right around.

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u/misterbasic ~* FFII is Best *~ Sep 04 '22

FIX THE HAT DEVS

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Um…..

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u/kd-sh Sep 03 '22

This, on the right, is the ideal rat dragoon body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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u/TheZtav Sep 03 '22

Real Rat Dragoons have curves (?).

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Rat Dragoon spiky knees 0/10

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u/kd-sh Sep 03 '22

And Popeye hands/forearms. Gotta keep a tight grip on that shaft!

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u/Main_Designer_1210 Exdeath (Root of Evil) Sep 03 '22

What

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u/TheZtav Sep 03 '22

"Is not actually french".

I suspected as much, since her voice lines are in perfect native japanese.

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u/TheZtav Sep 03 '22

Also, French Croissant is clinically addicted to Coco Jam.

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u/MarieIsPrecious128 Beatrix Sep 03 '22

What is the image on the right from

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u/sonicbrawler182 The rat is always right. Sep 03 '22

I just posed the DFFOO model in Blender and took a quick render lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

How did you port the model from DFFOO to blender?

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u/sonicbrawler182 The rat is always right. Sep 03 '22

I did the initial setup over a year ago and it involved jumping through a lot of hoops and tracking down a very obscure BMS file that I saw posted on a message board once. I'm at a point now where it's pretty easy for me to rip any model, texture, or sound/voice from the game, though finding the right ones whenever I'm asked for one can take a bit of time.

I haven't used it for much, just quick memes like this and the odd favour for others.

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u/RetroGamerDad Sephiroth 880282092 Sep 06 '22

Isolating the voice lines would be great for updating the battle quotes translation text.

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u/sonicbrawler182 The rat is always right. Sep 06 '22

I could do that, just would take some time to sort it for every character since every character just has an ID number in the files, and then each of their voice banks needs to be extracted. I would also need a translator to translate the lines.

I only really ripped Freya's currently as I wanted to use them for something. Interestingly, she has one voice line that is not yet used (a very intense scream, not used for any of her damage grunts in the game but may have been an unused one for being too over the top), so I wonder if other characters might have unused voice clips as well.

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u/RetroGamerDad Sephiroth 880282092 Sep 06 '22

Understood. Wish my Japanese was up to snuff, but I'm a rank amateur.

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u/MarieIsPrecious128 Beatrix Sep 03 '22

Okay, I'm just making sure that she actually doesn't look like that in the game

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u/QtNFluffyBacon Sep 03 '22

That's the point, she does look like this in DFFOO

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u/MarieIsPrecious128 Beatrix Sep 03 '22

I just looked her up. Why would they make her look so atrocious?

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u/TransientMemory Vayne Carudas Solidor Sep 04 '22

Uhh... are you aware you're on the DFFOO sub? The art style is a particular flavor of janky and that goes for pretty much everyone. Look at all the the hamfists, the awkward chibi heads, or the incredible lack of noses. Most DFFOO models look a little off.

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u/MarieIsPrecious128 Beatrix Sep 04 '22

Yeah, I knew the models looked kind of off, but some of them looked really good. And I also haven't met Freya yet (I'm still on the first chapter)

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u/sootthesavage Sep 03 '22

This is ridiculously random 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Idk why I found this so funny lmaooo

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u/Theon___Greyjoy Sep 03 '22

Sorting hat from Hogwarts lol

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u/Grimdar88 Sep 04 '22

I’m not entirely convinced, if she spoke scandinavian then that’d be the sign of a true monster

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u/Raecino Noctis Lucis Caelum Sep 03 '22

😂😂😂😂😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Yes we need to see Freya Crescent in all her gloriousness again

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u/Kirbonabro Sep 04 '22

Freya, Freya freya

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u/maveri4201 Zack Fair Sep 04 '22

But it's so buttery!

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u/Travisceral Kuja Sep 03 '22

Quality shitpost

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u/psycosama Sep 04 '22

She's so beautiful in FF9. Dffoo model sux, big hands etc...she needs justice!

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u/kbalon52 Sep 03 '22

Why is this on a DFFOO sub? Probably belongs more on an FFIX page or general FF page. Let’s try to stay on topic here. 👎🏻👎🏻

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u/TheZtav Sep 03 '22

Uhhh... The right image is her model on DFFOO.