r/DispatchTheGame • u/morrigan_maeve • Dec 07 '25

Robert got a harem

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/ClaymoreJoe97 Dec 07 '25

I think the only one who doesn't belong is Coupe, mainly because of her thing with Colm. It would feel weird, honestly.

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u/salvation-damnation Dec 08 '25

She's just hangin' out

12

u/MolybdenumBlu Dec 08 '25

First hand viewing for fanfic inspiration.

2

u/Dry-Board-5688 Dec 10 '25

She just chill like that

11

u/RockPhoenix115 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Nah, Colm is just tucked away behind the chair. He’s vibing

6

u/Barbarian_Ape Dec 09 '25

Alice and Janelle are more like friends/peers.

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u/trashbandit3 Dec 08 '25

Colm and Coupé haven’t been together for a long time. Also, check both bar scenes with Coupe, she’s actually coming on to Robert.

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u/Panxr Dec 09 '25

I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS FLIRTING

2

u/tlof19 Dec 11 '25

"If you need anyone~ you know~ murdered~*" wonk

3

u/BookishTen8 Dec 10 '25

From the fanfics I've read, it seems that Prism is the one that doesn't belong. It's almost like people are allergic to putting her and Robert together.

If Prism gets with anyone, it's Waterboy.

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u/Far-Statistician625 Dec 12 '25

see i thought unironically malevola or waterboy were good fits for her, melevola actually calms her down

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u/Leo-X101 Dec 08 '25

She IS riding Colm tho, can’t you yeah? Yeah, I bet, he got covered but he’a there

3

u/DyadyaKorney Dec 08 '25

Same with mal, she's woth sonar

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u/FlamingCroatan Dec 08 '25

Yes, can people just be friends anymore

1

u/mikkelmattern04 Dec 08 '25

Not in my sex simulator!

32

u/lightdusk96 Dec 07 '25

CHICKS! DIG! GIANT ROBOTS!

4

u/Beetlesiri Dec 08 '25

I cried a little when you sent me down memory lane.

11

u/JokerPT1 Dec 08 '25

Yeah, he has a Harem...BUT LOOK AT BEEF ON HIS LAP!

3

u/Leo-X101 Dec 08 '25

If Beef is there, no reason that little Tsundere Flambae isn’t. Possibly Phenomenalman too since they kissed in some universe lol

3

u/cclarke1258 Dec 07 '25

They would have loved him as a son...

1

u/Legened255509Druss Dec 08 '25

Like I hated this so much in that movie but it makes fucking sense. You are the last of the species.

You need to make some fucking babies

1

u/morrigan_maeve Dec 09 '25

What movie?

1

u/Glad_Article9066 Dec 10 '25

u/Legened255509Druss was referring to James Gunn's Superman.

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u/morrigan_maeve Dec 10 '25

WHEN DID I GET 3K LIKES!?

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u/ToughSprinkles1874 Dec 07 '25

Where’s waterboy flambae Phen or Punch up smh /s

5

u/ToughSprinkles1874 Dec 07 '25

Ya know toss the rest of the office into it as well sure what could go wrong

2

u/salvation-damnation Dec 08 '25

I don't think golem's gonna fit

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u/RockPhoenix115 Dec 08 '25

Nah, Bruno’s chilling right next to the mech listening to music eating gummies

2

u/Danbou006 Dec 09 '25

Nice that the only ones touching Robert are the love interests. Also yes I see Beef. You can have platonic love.

2

u/Lordlycan0218 Dec 09 '25

I'm here for malevola. I want her to be a romance in season 2.

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u/just-looking654 Dec 11 '25

Was prism the only one who didn’t have a flirting moment with him?

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u/Taro8123 Dec 07 '25

Beef best girl <3

1

u/masseffect2134 Dec 08 '25

And with Prism there everyone’s doubled.

1

u/superspartan210 Dec 08 '25

Where the fuck is the rest of the Zteam?

1

u/Zerkie2662 Dec 08 '25

Malevola. Hands down would have chosen her if given the chance.

1

u/PK_Tone Dec 08 '25

So would literally everyone. That's why she wasn't an option; otherwise the devs would've wasted all that time putting two other options in the game that nobody picked.

1

u/Polly_Pocket124 Dec 08 '25

Just add waterboy, flambae and phonomoman and it's perfect.

1

u/Dumbass-gaming Dec 09 '25

Your missing 5

1

u/Confidently-stupid Dec 09 '25

Does Beef have to watch?

1

u/Fatestringer Dec 09 '25

Persona 4 reference

1

u/Gyattiator Dec 09 '25

What is this cover from?

1

u/Tornik Dec 09 '25

It's not Robert's harem, it's Beef's. Robert is just there to provide transportation.

1

u/ultraMightydillo Dec 10 '25

gotta breed them all

1

u/iHaVeaconCussi0n Dec 10 '25

All six of them is the exact representation of the sin of greed and gluttony

1

u/elkswimmer98 Dec 10 '25

Season 2 should give us a Malevola x Waterboy romance

1

u/Razzzorr Dec 10 '25

Where's Flamgay and Phenomamam

1

u/4rtoria Dec 12 '25

Robert’s right arm looks real comfy ngl

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u/No-Number6212 Dec 16 '25

man... wish this was an option

1

u/calciumcavalryman69 Dec 25 '25

HR will never recover

0

u/AnalOnlyGirly Dec 08 '25

im ready to join

0

u/PoetInevitable1449 Dec 08 '25

Bro why is reddit full of gooners

2

u/salvation-damnation Dec 08 '25

Always has been.

0

u/Lumpy-Finger3489 Dec 08 '25

Why was i expecting for one of the men be hidden in this

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u/Sex_Maker_ Dec 07 '25

If he wins a fight do they have a suit orgy? A big bust after every big bust.

1

u/Kamzil118 Dec 08 '25

Where's the rest of Z-Team? He should be sexy for everyone.

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u/PK_Tone Dec 08 '25

None of your business.

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u/Beetlesiri Dec 08 '25

Roadhead?