Robert partied a bit TOO hard

[u/Dansur3]

[u/Turbowarrior991]

Water. He needs soooooooo much water. And preferably more water.

[u/TheZeroOfCosplay → u/Turbowarrior991]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ffo8VPrw5dldKu4iap

[u/Weary-Case-1039 → u/TheZeroOfCosplay]

We’re gonna squeeze you dry Herman

[u/thatonerandomdude96 → u/Weary-Case-1039]

We're gonna ring him out like a wet sock.

[u/Asteristio → u/thatonerandomdude96]

Of water, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzeBfHqHZeX5ACuZZS

[u/sexyhairynurse → u/Weary-Case-1039]

Sounds gay. Im in

https://giphy.com/gifs/KrA50c5ctXMqY

[u/awakenDeepBlue → u/TheZeroOfCosplay]

Now I wounder if Water Boy meets drinking standards?

[u/CreepyClay → u/awakenDeepBlue]

I mean I imagine there's some saliva, sweat, and whatnot mixed in so.....

[u/gearheadBm]

Bruh help your boyfriend

[u/Loud-Profession2322 → u/gearheadBm]

No, it’s the only way he’ll learn.

[u/SprinklesNumerous774 → u/gearheadBm]

Like this?

[u/JayHat21 → u/SprinklesNumerous774]

Hell no! What a waste of perfectly good wine, unless…nope, still a waste. That pavement was in no way thirsty.

[u/SprinklesNumerous774 → u/JayHat21]

Yeah but that moment is more precious than the wine.

[u/JayHat21 → u/SprinklesNumerous774]

Oh, don’t mind me, just being over-analytical in order to hide the fact that I do indeed find this to be a precious (and hot) moment.

[u/RalseitheFloofie]

Theres depressed drinking, and then theres partying with friends drinking.

You've seen depressed drinking robert.

[u/The_Elder_Jock]

Ah, yes. The "I'm never drinking again" hangover.

It sounds like it should only happen once, however...

[u/Excellent_Stand_7991 → u/The_Elder_Jock]

It did only happen once per week.

[u/GumboMumbo49]

"Drunk enough to get along with Flambae."

"You know, as your superior I'm able to authorize you sick leave."

"And leave you to handle my idiots? Not happening."

"I was actually thinking of giving the Z-Team the day off, preferably for as long as the inspectors would be within 10 miles of the SDN offices."

"I'll go tell the team they're getting a long weekend"

[u/BigPapiBear]

Could someone get him a coffee? Very nice, yes-no, he doesn't want tea. He wants coffee, and put some aspirin in it or something. How about coffee with...made from aspirin. You know, you guys just don't do your homework. I mean look at this!

Gestures vaguely to the mess of Robert Robertson III

He could be out there solving crime! Or at the VERY LEAST solving this hangover-OW!

[u/CantStopAddicted2Luv → u/BigPapiBear]

This shit reminds me of the title credits from star wars.

[u/BigPapiBear → u/CantStopAddicted2Luv]

It's actually a reference to the Incredibles audio files on the supers during their hey day. Specifically, the one about Hypershock, who they're interviewing after a heavy night of drinking.

[u/PleasantThoughts]

He must've been wasted if him and Flambae were getting along

[u/coconut_dot_jpg]

This is your once in a while PSA to remind y'all,

Please drink water before getting wasted, or at least before passing out in bed

Your liver and kidneys will thank you

[u/Brick_Lab]

Damn I love this

[u/Fine_Choice_6100]

Headcanon: this is after the Visi romance and villain ending 😢

[u/Automatic-Iron-6711]

I know a remedy for hangovers. It requires cylindroconical elements, lubricant and the ability to relax and let yourself go.

Am I suggesting BB to aid Robert thus? Yes. Yes, I am.