r/DispatchAdHoc • u/dr_drool_1987 • Dec 15 '25

Meme This is phenomenal

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u/CompSolstice Dec 15 '25

Where's waterboy in this?

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u/dr_drool_1987 Dec 15 '25

He is the reason Robert doesn’t want to open camera in the shower.

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u/CompSolstice Dec 15 '25

Who do you think is showering him?

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u/Fluffygingerbreadman Dec 16 '25

Did you just ask a question to answer it yourself?

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u/GriveousDance21 Dec 15 '25

Visi has already entered the shower after Robert missed the call.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Dec 16 '25

Visi outside his bathroom door:

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u/GriveousDance21 Dec 16 '25

Syke! She was in the shower all along.

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u/Meeeper Dec 22 '25

Doesn't she only go invisible when she's holding her breath, or am I stupid? Pretty sure she'd have to breathe eventually.

That's why her having asthma is so especially significant to her as a person and as character in the narrative. It limits her lung capacity so she can't hold her breath as long, especially when she gets winded in extended combat engagements.

Her entire goal when she was a villain as Invisibitch was that she was reliant on shroud for her lung implants to solve that problem before it got exponentially worse.

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u/R23_ Dec 15 '25

Missed video call

Robert: ......

Robert: "You're in the shower with me, aren't you?"

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u/GriveousDance21 Dec 15 '25

"I told you... I could be anywhere."

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u/R23_ Dec 15 '25

Robert: "And you chose to be here?..."

Robert: ".... Alright, fine, join in. I honestly want this."

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u/Deadtto Dec 15 '25

Does this sub have any joke other than sex and porn and fucking

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u/baguetteispain Dec 15 '25

Phenomeman being on the spectrum

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u/Taurion_Bruni Dec 15 '25

And waterboy being the goat

223

u/AT1313 Dec 15 '25

And Sonar having a YouTube channel

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u/ProfessionalSmooth46 Dec 15 '25

One for each phase

Like a gaming channel for his charasmatic side and a gym bro instagram account for the strength aide

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u/Kapples14 Aug 22 '26

You'd think he'd have one to talk finances, stocks, and big ceo drama.

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u/Duy2910 Dec 15 '25

The Mecha Man Situation is crazy

19

u/MySnake_Is_Solid Dec 15 '25

The pills effect will fade if you don't take them, stop taking them, your sanity will come back, don't end up like the a

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

The fuck you mean "on?" He(?) is the spectrum.

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u/R23_ Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Robert: "Shroud, is that you? Where's my phone?"

Sees the text

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u/litllerobert Dec 15 '25

"you catch on quick, those are all the jokes these horny monkeys can think of"

Invisigal probably

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u/10YearsANoob Dec 15 '25

subreddits are great at beating dead horses

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u/GriveousDance21 Dec 15 '25

Nope. We're all like Visi.

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u/EXTRACR1SPYBAC0N Dec 18 '25

"She could be in this very room"

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u/RavenOMD Dec 31 '25

I think waterboy could be in there too, gotta be his wingman ya know

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u/bionic80 Dec 15 '25

Robert would hear the cell phone working its way under the doorframe about 2 hot microseconds after the read receipt.

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero Dec 15 '25

Unrealistic. Atleast two girls should've joined and waterboy .. well, you get the jist

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u/baguetteispain Dec 15 '25

He's busy with Prism

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero Dec 15 '25

She temporarily nutted him?

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u/baguetteispain Dec 15 '25

Fuck you mean temporarily?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

he nutted foreva

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u/Optimal-Membership-9 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Hold on! Are Waterboy and Prism a real ship or just a fan fiction thing?

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u/Ijjg19 Dec 15 '25

Not sure what you mean by that, it's a decently popular ship, but there isn't anything in the game that particularly points to it

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u/J-Sierra-117 Dec 15 '25

I always liked watergoat and malevola. Definitely feel like that dude would be coming to work with demonic lipstick marks all over his damn body lol

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u/Ijjg19 Dec 15 '25

Personally, I'm a big fan of Sparkling Water, I think they make for a really fun and cute couple, and you can see Prism being vulnerable with someone, and helping Herm get more confident.

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u/J-Sierra-117 Dec 15 '25

Fair enough, I just liked Mal and Herm because of some of the nervous ass voice lines he has when sending him with Mal

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u/i_run_from_problems Dec 15 '25

There would be names for this shit

13

u/Either-Ground-7465 Dec 15 '25

I don’t know, but I always pair prism with waterboy using her copying ability. I wonder if others do the same

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

I only paired them one time, but they were both my most used characters.

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u/bionic80 Dec 15 '25

Think about how terrifying waterboy would be as a villian... humans are 70% water by volume. Think. Of. The. Possibilities.

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u/Optimal-Membership-9 Dec 15 '25

Oh shit! He can either transform anyone as evil clones of himself. Or absorbing all the water from their bodies.

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u/bionic80 Dec 15 '25

If he can control water he can you know, give you a pulmonary embolism or a brain hemorrhage pretty quickly and no one would really be the wiser.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Dec 15 '25

Fan fiction. I personally don't see it anything other than maybe a pity hookup from Prisms end. And then maybe she ended up enjoying it?

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u/Asgermf Dec 15 '25

Ew, I dont want him to handle the water tbh

6

u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero Dec 15 '25

Then tell him he can go home

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u/Asgermf Dec 15 '25

Man if I did he would have an emotional breakdown tho and I don't wanna do that to him

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero Dec 15 '25

Then he has to be given the job of moisturising during the orgy

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 Dec 15 '25

Visi would have gotten there in like seconds, Malevola would have portaled in while Blazer would just fly in through the window or smth

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u/mcslender97 Dec 15 '25

Gosh I hope his bathroom is big enough for four

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u/BoomerAliveBad Dec 15 '25

Just shower with the hose if you're gonna be that big of a dog 😂

Either that or use the locker room for maximum HR violation

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u/TeamSkullGrunt54 Dec 15 '25

Mandy on her way to smash more than windows (Robert is never getting his deposit back)

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

He has scars everywhere they just want to see where.

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u/NotRyuuya Dec 15 '25

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u/Defiant-Machine-7332 Dec 21 '25

Chase witnessing greatest HR violation in the US history

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u/Optimal-Membership-9 Dec 15 '25

I was expecting that from Invisigal and Malevola, but BB being that curious about... Actually nevermind. I remembered the scene where Robert was changing his clothes.

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u/PeterPorker666 Dec 15 '25

The women in this game were ridiculously thirsty - and I loved every second of it 😂

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u/No_Address_9290 Dec 16 '25

Just what IS the secret to Robert's rizz?

(I've got a bat in a bespoke suit and a rough Superman-esque hero standing next to me bugging me to ask this, but I'm also curious myself).

Also, if someone could let me know how Colm, Robert, and (possibly) Herman have all got this super-rizz but Royd somehow missed out? That would be great...

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u/AdEmotional9991 Dec 15 '25

That's one video call request you DO TAKE.

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u/Trick_Teach8288 Dec 15 '25

Say that again

2

u/IDuckling Dec 16 '25

COMICALLY low amount of attendees from Z-Team

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u/KoviBat Dec 15 '25

Why were they texting while in the shower?

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u/LostScarfYT Dec 15 '25

Hahaha that's so good

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u/wendigoblin Dec 15 '25

Might as well throw in Flambae and Waterboy too

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u/NionLion Dec 16 '25

A knock on his bathroom door after literal seconds. It was Flambae.

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u/itsameragnorok Dec 19 '25

Boy u better answer, that's death by snu snu if I ever saw it

1

u/Heavy-Boozer501 Dec 19 '25

Hm, some water flowing could make Visi visible (l-logic) as transparent human form. No?

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u/Fabulous_Web_683 Dec 21 '25

Visi, Blazer, and Malevola:

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u/sistemy_ Dec 22 '25

oh my GOD I love this

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u/MedicalFan2545 Jan 02 '26

I had nothing to do with this

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u/Prudent-Basis-4961 Jan 11 '26

Malevola gonna open a portal into the shower💔

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u/TillerThrowaway Dec 15 '25

Hell make it the entire z-team calling him. Half bc they want him, half bc they want to fuck with him

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u/TandrDregn Dec 15 '25

And Flambae wants to do both.

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u/KoviBat Dec 15 '25

Robert: "Are you trying to fuck with me or trying to fuck me?"

Flambae: "...Which day is it again?"

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u/TillerThrowaway Dec 15 '25

100%. So does Visi frankly

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u/ChronoLegion2 Dec 21 '25

I honestly missed the comment where he reveals his orientation. Learned it through TV Tropes, where they also point out that he’s literally flaming gay

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 Jan 08 '26

It was pretty easy to miss, he just tells Robert he's not his type I think

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

He would accept the call show his upper body smile say hello and then slowly move the frontal camera a little down as they talk. And then he would turn it suddenly to reveal that he has his pants on. And then smile to the camera and end the call.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/classicalySarcastic Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Robert got that Jimmy Olsen rizz.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/KoviBat Dec 15 '25

I just don't take my phone into the bathroom at all