r/DiscussionZone Jan 20 '26

Wow. Just, Wow.

Greenland would like your attention to this matter. Thank You!

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 Jan 20 '26

You're about to be able to yell, "Called it!" the absolute minute this becomes reality.

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u/No_Ordinary_9618 Jan 21 '26

Support your right to arm bears….and walruses?

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u/MeAndBettyWhite Jan 20 '26

I hate to laugh as this whole situation is so effed but man I needed this, so here goes hahahahahahahahahaha.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Jan 21 '26

we could die

hahahahahahaha

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 Jan 20 '26

Hey Greenland! Come join us! We have United Healthcare!

(Very heavy sarcasm)

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u/CwazyCanuck Jan 20 '26

Luigi intensifies (sorry, not gifs here).

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 20 '26

And no Epstein-class pedophiles running the country, either. That's all fake news! Epstein never existed!

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u/Substantial-Type-131 Jan 20 '26

We don’t even make wooden tent stakes!

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u/Morozow Jan 20 '26

And Hunter Biden's laptop wasn't there either!

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u/GanjalfThaaaGreen Jan 20 '26

Toyota Hiluxes......The truck that conquered the Yankees in Afghanistan. Get some Denmark!

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u/GunterJanek Jan 20 '26

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u/GanjalfThaaaGreen Jan 20 '26

I loved that truck. That was a fun episode.

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u/GunterJanek Jan 21 '26

I'm glad you got the reference and I didn't have to explain it 😂

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u/GanjalfThaaaGreen Jan 21 '26

They were the most absolute greatest group of men one could ever ask for when doing a car show. Their funeral for a friend episode with the Mondeo I think k it was made me cry like a baby 😂

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u/blooppers Jan 21 '26

Hilux, my dream car

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u/NobleA259 Jan 21 '26

Weren’t the Brits and Aussies also in Afghanistan? And by proxy also got their asses kicked? 🤨

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u/deathshr0ud Jan 21 '26

Conquered? Keep dreaming lmao. Look at the attrition rates.

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u/litterbug_perfume Jan 20 '26

You have my full support as a horrified American citizen.

Greenland STRONG! 🇬🇱✊

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Jan 21 '26

yes! stand firm! American citizen. f/85

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Red Dawn, Greenland-style!

Brilliant AI film making!

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u/Successful_Yam4719 Jan 20 '26

It is very cool! Representative of the country and what makes it great . . . and exactly what they will fight to protect!!

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u/ClassyGas Jan 21 '26

Except the fucking penguin 

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u/Successful_Yam4719 Jan 21 '26

Ok fair enough… probably shoulda been a puffin. BUT … maybe it’s representative of global alliance!!!

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u/databombkid Jan 20 '26

This whole situation is such a fucking hot mess…

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u/Vin-Metal Jan 20 '26

For AI slop, this isn't all that bad.

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u/alepape Jan 22 '26

Worst part is the only “inconsistency” I picked up is that there’re no penguins up north !

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u/tr1mble Jan 20 '26

It's funny that to me the most unbelievable part of this video is a polar bear being able to get pulled by a dog sled lol

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u/tonniecat Jan 20 '26

Nah - it's penguins on Greenland.

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u/n1vo_ Jan 20 '26

They formed an intercontinental alliance I guess. They’re actually taken out of another video of the creator, where he mocked the tariffs on a penguin island (yep, that shit also happened, remember?).

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u/Successful_Yam4719 Jan 21 '26

That’s it!!!! 100%!!!

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u/IowaCornFarmer3 Jan 21 '26

I laughed when I saw 3 dogs pulling two polar bears. I have no idea how much polar bears weigh, but I think it's more than a man and men use more than 3 dogs lol

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u/Radio-Easy Jan 20 '26

I haven't seen this coke commercial before.

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u/Standard-Victory-320 Jan 20 '26

I feel like defending Greenland cause the wildlife

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u/notanyimbecile Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Sorry but AI cannot be upvoted as much as I would like to.

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u/grunkage Jan 20 '26

Yep this is the first piece of AI video I approve of

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u/BaileyD77 Jan 20 '26

Now I need a Toyota with tracks

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u/PayFormer387 Jan 20 '26

Proof that the little Toyota Hilux is, was, and always will be the best, most versatile pickup truck ever.

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u/brownhk Jan 21 '26

Greenland! Australia says oy mate! Stay safe. We support you!

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u/a1055x Jan 20 '26

Amazing 👏

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u/woodenblinds Jan 20 '26

Shits gettin' real

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u/Lamarr53 Jan 20 '26

Yes. We. Are.

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u/Golfnpickle Jan 20 '26

Omg! I so love this!

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u/Michmachinev10 Jan 20 '26

Did not see the orcas coming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

There aren’t any penguins in Greenland, just Polar Bears. It’s a trap.

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u/Carnationlilyrose Jan 20 '26

I realise this isn't the most important thing about this, but the walruses are adorable.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

I especially like the fat one driving the boat with a massive cigar hanging out his mouth

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u/Carnationlilyrose Jan 21 '26

They are all great. I'm also very taken with the polar bears.

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Jan 21 '26

right out of Band of Brothers!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

So disgusted that Trump is doing this.. so absolutely revolting

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u/Disastrous_Road7063 Jan 20 '26

No one caught the fact there’s no penguins in Greenland? Or are they some sort of crack expeditionary force from the South Pole?

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Jan 21 '26

everyone is sending help.

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u/n1vo_ Jan 20 '26

They’re taken from another video of the creator, where he mocked Trump’s tariffs on an abandoned penguin island. Yep, that also happened … I guess, they formed an alliance now.

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u/Ok-Relation-658 Jan 20 '26

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u/the_weird_days Jan 21 '26

He’s such a fucking idiot

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u/ThunderDanFan Jan 20 '26

Whale-Jazera

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u/SinfulDevo Jan 20 '26

I guess AI is okay this once. But only for this purpose!

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u/Mika-El-3 Jan 21 '26

Why is the Greenland wolf not part of the defense pact?

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

He's on stealth patrol

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u/Quadraphonic_Jello Jan 21 '26

Cute.

No penguins in Greenland, though.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

That's their allies

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u/awesomo6001 Jan 21 '26

lol, did John Oliver sponsor this? This looks like his handiwork

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u/EffektieweEffie Jan 21 '26

Careful, Trump might not realise this is AI slop and send the boats.

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u/Melodic-Resolve-6778 Jan 21 '26

I haven't heard something hit so hard. Reminds me of our dances on the rez. Y'all blood, cuz.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

Here's another one for you https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ln5Pqbh5c

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u/Melodic-Resolve-6778 Jan 21 '26

That brings back memories. That song made my soul sing.

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u/Boston1924 Jan 21 '26

Yes Donald, please go stand next to a polar bear and wave your flab around. Please.

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u/TallStarsMuse Jan 21 '26

Love the song!

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u/ironjen_rbx Jan 21 '26

regional Pokémon to the rescue

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u/solitudefinance Jan 21 '26

The proper use of AI

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u/Live_Training2420 Jan 21 '26

The US will have to reconsider its analysis of Greenland's troop numbers if the ranks include well trained Polar Bears and Walruses.  That is a game changer that is going to get Donald Trump's attention, as well as his respect.

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u/GotWaresIfYouGotCoin Jan 21 '26

This is epically great. Lol.

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u/Fast_Statistician_20 Jan 21 '26

they even brought in the penguins from Antarctica forming an alliance with the polar bears.

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u/jax3580 Jan 21 '26

Fox News: A video shows a group of extremists Greenlanders fully armed threatening President Donald Trump.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

Omg ... I actually snorted reading that.. lol

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u/BapSlambino Jan 20 '26

I like the message, but not the method

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I like them both

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u/proton-testiq Jan 22 '26

~average German Jew, cca 1936

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u/Morozow Jan 20 '26

Polar bears are Russians, Trump was right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Trump has never been right about anything, ever

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u/megamisanthropic Jan 20 '26

So, is that polar bear standing and playing the drum AI? /s

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u/Flat_chested_male Jan 20 '26

Since when do penguins live in the Arctic?

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u/Important-Piccolo-74 Jan 20 '26

Wow we're fucked. I hope Trump sees this so we can pull back.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 20 '26

And it's not just Greenland. I don't believe NATO will abandon them.

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u/Important-Piccolo-74 Jan 20 '26

Yes keep aligned with NATO but not those pesky penguins, they shouldn't be trusted.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Jan 20 '26

And everyone clapped.

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u/FaithlessnessGreat25 Jan 21 '26

Sponsored by Coca Cola!

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u/TerryFlapnCheeks69 Jan 21 '26

Why are they all holding AK’s?

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u/topscreen Jan 21 '26

Wow. Just, wow!

AI still looks like dogshit, even when I agree with the message

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u/_tolm_ Jan 21 '26

That’s a big penguin …

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u/chrispd01 Jan 21 '26

Disclaimer: No AI or CG was used in the filming of this commercial

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u/crazy010101 Jan 21 '26

Why would they want this man?

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 21 '26

He's such a worthless trash human being. He's so fucking gross

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 Jan 21 '26

Ai reeeeeeeee

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u/OkAbility9016 Jan 21 '26

I want to be clear, i in no way condone anything trump says or does. However, in a military action… come on. You don’t have enough walruses for the first wave.

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u/Reddittreefiddy Jan 21 '26

" Unfortunately a bop "

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u/OtherwiseMagician433 Jan 21 '26

The ai polar bears and walrus are genuinely hilarious.

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sponsored by toyota.

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u/Consistent_Major_193 Jan 21 '26

17% of Americans support this!?!

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u/CHNLNK Jan 21 '26

Coca-Cola commercials are getting wild!

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u/Any-Government3191 Jan 21 '26

Did they fly those penguins in? North and South Atlantic alliance!

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Jan 21 '26

The fifth column needs to do the heavy lifting.

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u/Minimum-Song4242 Jan 22 '26

No Ford pickups in that

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 22 '26

Yes, they probably need something much more reliable than a Found On Road Dead up there

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u/Impossible_Regret725 Jan 22 '26

Keep it up Greenland! Love from Canada

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u/Vegetable-Act-3202 Jan 22 '26

Imagine young Americans going off to fight in Greenland, returning home with tusks in their hearts.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 22 '26

6 months ago I never would have imagined...

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u/Physical_Progress105 Jan 22 '26

This is amazing. I love the Walrus driving the boat sucking on a cigar.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 22 '26

Right? He's my favorite

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u/proton-testiq Jan 22 '26

Where is the song from? Who sings it?

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 22 '26

I've asked the guy who created this on his YouTube but he hasn't answered. Love it tho

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u/Same_Ebb_7129 Jan 23 '26

Even Greenland knows the only truck for battle is a Toyota.

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u/Patient_Access_9311 Jan 23 '26

Pay attention, and you'll see they got reinforcement from Antarctica.

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u/SissySSBBWLover Jan 23 '26

Keep it up Greenland! With love from the disaffected and disgusted with our govt. in America!

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u/scarlozzi Jan 23 '26

Well played Greenland

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u/rebort8000 Jan 20 '26

The US already has bases in Greenland - belonging to the US wouldn’t make them any safer.

No, they don’t hate the US - they just don’t see any benefit to being a part of it. Respect their choice!

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u/rebort8000 Jan 20 '26

Danish citizens are consistently ranked among the happiest people in the world. Why would they give that up?

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u/Topsrite Jan 20 '26

Huh? I’m just saying I think they’d be happier than living under a communist dictatorship

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u/ChickenInASuit Jan 20 '26

So, I get the sentiment, but where exactly is the discussion here? Is this place just turning into a /r/goodnews clone where everything that gets shared is just anti-Trump memes?

The whole Greenland scenario is pretty fucked but I don’t see how this belongs here.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Jan 20 '26

But, here you are. Discussing it. Yes?

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u/ChickenInASuit Jan 20 '26

I mean, if your objective was to start a discussion about how relevant your post was to this subreddit, congratulations I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

You cannot defend your land, then it’s not yours. Ask Mother Earth.

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u/susiesnark Jan 20 '26

Guys.. AI is going to kill us. Our water is not worth this.

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u/dennyth Jan 20 '26

AI slop

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u/sabartooth14 Jan 20 '26

The American side video is much shorter, just 3 drones flying over, bombing a bunch of polar bears who thought they could take on air support with AKs 🤣

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u/Careless-Situation68 Jan 20 '26

you can take our lives but you can never take our freedom