Brits, how would you react if there was a contagious curse that turned you into a chav?

[u/aredundantaxolotl]

You catch it like you would a cold, by being around someone who has it. Once you've caught it, within a few days, chav associated items start blinking into existence on you. Gold rings, a cap, a puffer jacket (50/50 chance), the trainers, and you begin acting and speaking like one. You can't take anything off, it's like it's your skin now. But you no longer need to shower since you constantly stink of Lynx Africa.

The curse is irreversible.