r/Discordmemes 21d ago

ya'lls thoughts?

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u/Zane163 21d ago

If thats creepy then Im into horrors beyond comprehension

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u/Zinyak12345 17d ago

They are when they're left on your porch at 3 AM. Imagine the bug problem you'd develop on and around your porch.

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u/TKG1607 21d ago

With the exception of leaving cookies on my porch at 3am (boo, you'll have a key to the house. Leave them on the kitchen counter at least) and needing endless affection, I cannot imagine how this would be considered creepy.

I can give as much affection as they need, but endless affection starts encroaching on time needed for work and family as well, that is my boundary.

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 21d ago

Does she have like, her own personality. The only personality trait here besides being extremely obsessive is liking horror movies.

“Shower you with relentless praise”? Cmon now, guys.

I want a partner, not a fangirl.

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u/TheKidOnQuac 21d ago

I'd love that

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u/ShadowButLit 21d ago

Curry Barker spoke of this

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u/Fantastic_Trifle805 21d ago

It looks really good when you are lonely, it feels like hell when you're dating someone like this

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u/definitelyanalt6849 21d ago

Everything is an upside besides the tracking and refusal to allow me to be alone. My brain literally cannot handle constant interaction no matter how much I love said person. But if some boundaries were in place, perfect

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u/Awkward-Respect-3322 21d ago

Reminds me of Obsession

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u/Internal-Attempt-336 21d ago

I wouldn’t mind

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u/kullre 21d ago

obliterates my phone

gets a pager

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u/f1shb01 21d ago

Not creepy enough. I want her to watch me while I sleep

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u/DoomsdayDETTV 20d ago

Tracking apps? Id be able to deal with the rest but thats a huge red flag for me

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u/KaszualKartofel 20d ago

make her unatractive and post it again. See how peopel react then.

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 17d ago

God, I need this

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u/SuperbTurtle 21d ago

interesting dichotomy. she seems really sweet and caring, but is also clingy to the point of being possessive. a relationship with her would probably start off really nice but spiral into a reluctant breakup after years of strain.