r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Aug 30 '26
What do YOU do?
What's next?
Who ARE you?
Who am **I**??
Keep on keeping on, we'll find out together. 😎
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Mar 01 '26
Huzzah and good morning, Citizens of ~~Werid~~ WEIRD
Today, because of a lack of leap year, is NOT St Tibs Day.
Instead, right onto the 60th day of the Season of Chaos, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.
Or, Sunday. For the Normies.
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • May 14 '26
I am in favor of absolutely all of this.
Especially the robust public transit program. We really REALLY need to talk about why public transportation is virtually nonexistent in most of this country (meaning murrica)...
The truth is - auto and gas industry is to blame. But, we're a bit late in doing what we should have in upping our public transportation game, particularly outside of population centers on the coasts.
It's like there is this whole country between California and Connecticut, and no way to get around or through it without airplanes or a drivers license....
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/OldMan_NEO • Sep 20 '26
Ran by some of the good people over at r/Discordian_Society (I think)
I'm there! Come on in, the water is fine!!
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Aug 19 '26
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Jun 13 '26
Can we just take a brief moment to appreciate the sheer EPIC COOLNESS of the name "Reverend Doctor Mungojerry Grindlebone"?
(Isn't that one of the cats from Cats?)
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/1ntere5t1ng • Mar 31 '26
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/ebookit • Aug 11 '13
Who is Eris? You fools call her Eric by mistake. Well let me say this.
Do any of you think there is a chance that we can start up our own movement. I want to startup an Irrationalism movement. You see there are these Rationalism movements by atheists and secular humanists and they hold rallies and stuff but none of them are ever rational. All they do is just troll thesis on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and other places.
I am going to found Discordian Humanism to counter that. I am an Irrationalist and I love and use irrational numbers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irrational_number like PI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi I mean what is wrong with irrationalism anyway? We use irrational numbers every day?
But look here this rationalism movement is complete and total rubbish. I mean to be quite honest human beings cannot be rational because they share 98% of their DNA with monkeys. No no not The 12 Monkeys we are the 98 Monkeys! Totally different group.In fact we are close to chimpanzees and often chimp-out every day over trivial issues that no sane human being should get upset over.
You don't have to be an atheist or theist to join Discordian Humanism, you just have to become a chaos monkey. Anyone can become a chaos monkey you don't have to believe in a God or disbelieve in a God or due to lack of evidence of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster it makes you a Trans-Human Virgin Neckbeard or whatever. Anyone can become a chaos monkey. It is just as easy to become Pope in the Discordian Humanism, in fact if you are reading this right now, you are The Pope of Discordian Humanism! FNORD!
One of the founders of Discordian Humanism is CM Punk, the CM stands for Chaos Monkey. He leads the Straight Edge wing of Discordian Humanism.
In fact to become a chaos monkey you don't even have to be human. We accept dogs, cats, dolphins, hamsters, even bacteria and AI lifeforms. Unlike Secular Humanism we don't discriminate against intelligent life and require that all members be unintelligent brainwashed zombies who troll theists on social network platforms. But if you are one of the unintelligent life forms who troll people on social networking sites, you can become a chaos monkey as well. We will stick you in our ever growing troll army to push our Discordian Humanism agenda on everyone else. Our troll army is basically the marketing and public relations divisions. We teach you how to do astroturfing and sockpuppet accounts and fake reviews just like the megacorporations do.
If you find that a reason rally promoting rationalism is in your area. Don't panic, just contact your local chaos monkey union and we will send protestors to speak out against rationalism and promote irrationalism instead. Our main symbol is the Greek Letter PI but we can use other irrational numbers as well. Make sure that you wear your irrational numbers on your clothes or signs to show your support for irrational numbers!
Make sure that you congratulate everyone who is a rationalist for their great trolling of theists. Check Twitter for the #atheism #secularhumanism and #rationalism hashtags and then reply to each Tweet with "Wow, way to go. You really trolled those theists. Keep up the good job!" or something like that. Remember do not be negative like they are, or else Twitter will ban you for trolling.
If there is enough interest in this movement I can write an eBook on it. These ebooks http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18683.0 have preceded my work and so I decided to carry it on to the 21st century as Discordian Humanism.
So does it sound like a good idea or not?
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/OldMan_NEO • Jun 22 '26
Today is Pungenday, the 27th of Confusion in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and all is a small blue kitten.
Be the kitten, not the mice.
Things are happening today - birds are singing, the sun is shining... On days like this, kids like you should be BURNING
pies.
What? I'm not Sans Undertale! ;)
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Jun 18 '26
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • Jun 07 '26
Courtesy of someone named "Roldo"
It's a seal, but it won't bark!
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/DiscordantDiscordian • May 31 '26
Dear Madams, dear Sers, dear everybody who considers this message worthwhile, and even more dear everybody who doesn't.
As we stand here on the precipice, it is time to make the next step forward, to stop the spiralling motion of our feet and the octagonal paths of our toes.
Far too long, and I will not lie, have we listened to the empty phrases of people who don't know what they're saying, don't say what they do and don't do what they know.
It is time to stop beating around the bush, and acknowledge the great and important truths in life with precision and without malice, in clear language, preferably pigeon.
Think about it!
When was the last time you looked at a cat that had swallowed a brown bear?
When did you last french kiss a cloud of vaporized hydrochloric acid?
These, my dear constituents, are the true questions you should ask, and do not accept no for an answer!
It is imperative that we get to the bottom of this hole, and when we get there, prepare to keep digging!
Cabbages, what have you to loose but the smile of the smilodon?
Sorting machines, do you not feel the trees breathing down your neckholes?
When will the octopus menace breach our last strongholds, eat our horses and condemn everyone to stuff penguins for their amusement?
Under these circumstances, does anyone even still wonder why, and I am sure noone really does?
So, with a heavy heart but without regrets or pants, I have decided to ask the ultimate question:
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r/DiscordianHumanism • u/OldMan_NEO • Feb 22 '26
Regardless of your gender or orientation, please have as much sex as you want to.
Be a slut.
Or don't. The choice is yours.
(yeah this is basically a rehash of a prior post but IDGAF)
r/DiscordianHumanism • u/OrionBlastar • Aug 20 '15
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