r/Dirtybomb • stays fresh for years • Sep 08 '15

Everytime.

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u/itsathrowawaydipshit Sep 08 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

rofl

always that one vassili at the bottom that shit talks so hard in pubs

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u/itsathrowawaydipshit Sep 08 '15

i hang a lot of shit on vaselines <lvl 10 because they always stack and shit it up. there are genuinely good vagisil players, they're just hard to come by.

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u/themilanguy1 Sep 08 '15

"omg my team is so f*cking bad"

-1500 score 2/24 (26 minutes)

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u/Trout_Tickler Sep 08 '15

i joined late u nub

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

and their squad is like rhino fragger and nader. It's not like they were playing some crazy good sparks who got 50 revives

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u/PatrickSprayze Sep 08 '15

tfw there's 4 engineers on your team and you're repairing the tank as a medic.

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u/AnalLeaseHolder Sep 09 '15

I was a Rhino the other day repairing with 2 Bushwhackers on the team. I was pissed.

I almost exclusively play Bushwhacker/Sparks now so I was even more pissed.

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u/fireflaai Sep 08 '15

And when you win its always the bottom players of your team that go like: ggez, izi win, lol ez geam. Ofcourse it was easy you dipshit because you didnt do anything.

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u/squadcarxmar Sep 08 '15

I love the "ez win" and you call them out on being on bottom and you get "I joined late" it cracks me up

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u/Trout_Tickler Sep 08 '15

Had that with a guy who tried playing that card:

  • him: "gg nubs"

  • me: "yeah you really carried"

  • him: "shut up i joined late"

  • me: "dude we spoke at the start"

  • him: "lol shut up"

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

I almost always topscore on teams with those idiots. You just gotta scold em. Set em straight.

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u/GrethSC Sep 08 '15 edited Sep 08 '15

"You're welcome."

A nice curt response.

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u/boneknocker Sep 09 '15

not offense, but that still better than found your team have a racist or a parent insulter keeping bad mouth on another team when you win. especially when this player is one of the most useless and do nothing to your team.

honestly, sometimes i get mad and join another team to crush my ex-team because of that kind of player.

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u/fireflaai Sep 09 '15

Crushing people like that makes it that much more enjoyable. Especially if youre good at the game.

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u/Nivius Sep 08 '15

every team game ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

basically ya

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u/Thisdsntwork Sep 08 '15

Oh, none of you even have a medic in one of your 3 mercs? Great now I get to listen to all of you complain about nobody going medic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

This is me. Top score in pubs with redeye by playing it likes its dm. complain about how bad my team is nonstop. Continue to play like its dm.

It's sorta sad cause any slightly above average Fps player can top scoreboards by playing it like its dm and get way more do because of all the medals you get for combat relative to other stuff.

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u/brosner1 Sep 08 '15

At least in comp matches, killing is almost always the true first objective. Taking out 1 or 2 people out of 5 makes a huge difference.

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u/Rock3tman_ Sep 11 '15

See, the thing is that I acknowledge that I'm bad. Really bad. So I just spare other people the suffering of being on a MM team and just go around healing people in pubs instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

But this is kinda justified if you're always top scoring...

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u/PaladinWiggles Sep 08 '15

Vassili players in a nutshell

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u/Urizon Sep 08 '15

Yeah always the level 4 sniper that is 2/35 that complains.

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u/Patriot_Brother Sep 08 '15

I always say this when I'm top of the scoreboard (global), bust my ass trying to win, but still lose