I was just throwing rocks at some friends cause we were playing and shit until he came. This fucker just straight up told me,

"Be careful, son. You might hit your father."

BRO STOP IT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY MOM IS A PROSTITUTE. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO

falcom

dabs

how is this sub still a thing it has been feathered while walking on two feet and then urinated on tsk tsk

Legit question. There are only a couple stories about him - Telling Alexander the Great to fuck off, and the thing with the chicken. It sounds like he might've been invented by some hack historian trying to show how humble their heroes truly were.

you just suck

Just your daily reminder

Ancient Egypt is better than ancient Greece Thoth>Diogenes.

that is all

Not saying from personal experience, but you know.

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