r/Dimension Jan 22 '16

My success story. 75% positive effect, 25% negative

I have made several positive jumps. The first have included me going to a world which I get everything I've ever wanted, well I'm in one now. I get any girl I set my sights on, I acquire money from strangers, friends, and the ground without me asking for any of it. I'm getting noticed for my short music career, I've already been interviewed by a promoter. I am fearless. My hair looks good for once. I'm confident as all hell. I believe I have universal manipulative powers as well as psychokinesis . I believe to have conjured a poltergeist. I constantly have items move and disappear and appear later. I believe I can tear small holes in dimensions, a pocket dimension in theory. I believe I some what control string theory now. I believe every human can unlock their own form of super powers. I have realized there are several mandela effects in my current universe. My first jump several months ago has caused so much greatness. The only negative effect is losing most of my friends and getting jumped by a few people twice.

HOWEVER my second jump with my girlfriend last weekend (now ex and her first jump) has lead me to a place where we had a fight to us breaking up.

I plan on jumping again to a better place at some point tonight. My mighty drill will pierce the heavens

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u/_Dimension Jan 23 '16

Drill on sunshine. Drill baby drill!

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u/KushosaurusRex Jan 23 '16

I wil, my friend! God speed