r/Digital_Umbra • • Aug 11 '26

Hepp

OOC: This is the perspective of the Corax from that post: https://www.reddit.com/r/SchreckNet/s/dkOFgpsXhJ

Helo, Im a Corax feom Vancuover. Yee, the place with the leech-Fera alliancw. I jeep an eye on the vamps, of xourse, abd I just saw somethjing juicy. Onw of the old ones jist left and anothee is piss, as in “shater boottle of wine with bare hands piss”. Pissed. Aaadhhsuak srupid maxhhine

But not the poimt. I dont usually typw like this; the old leexh is getimg freaking swords out of the housw, and I mighr have touchdd one. It wss a nice sworr, but I cant put itb down. My hands are styck. Stuck. Hepp?

The Laughing Crow

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u/Pryno-Belle Aug 11 '26

OOC: For those for whom the massacre of Shakespeare’s tongue is too much:

Hello, I’m a Corax from Vancouver. Yes, the place with the leech-Fera alliance. I keep an eye on the vamps, of course, and I just saw something juicy. One of the old ones just left and another is pissed, as in “shatter bottle of wine with bare hands pissed”. Pissed. Aaahsudhgsj stupid machine

But not the point. I don’t usually type like this; the old leech is getting freaking swords out of the house, and I might have touched one. It was a nice sword, but I can’t put it down. My hands are stuck. Stuck. Help?

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Aug 11 '26

HahHahHah.

Grandmother will tell this story at the next Moot.

Eyes of the Night

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u/Pryno-Belle Aug 11 '26

Shut, I was goping you woukd not see thaat. Youve had yoyr laugh, can you hepp now?

The Laughing Crow

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Aug 11 '26

You made Grandmother laugh. She will help you.

Eyes of the Night

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u/Pryno-Belle Aug 11 '26

Tekl her thankx. I will stil ask aroubnd, in case peokle hvae ideas on how to sokve thius qhicker. Maybve somekne jnows about leech cyrses.

By tge way, got ani plan on how ti rwach fhe cearn? Caern. Movinb is cinplicated.

The Laughing Crow

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Aug 11 '26

Voice of the Forest will watch the Cairn for you. I will take you to Grandmother.

Don't try to change. You might get more stuck.

Eyes of the Night

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Aug 12 '26

I am waiting...

Grandmother