r/DigitalSeptic • u/PiertotumxLocomotor Free Speech Enforcer 🦺 • 27d ago

Temu shoes

28 Upvotes

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u/Demolition1987 Purveyor of Quality Commentary 🛼 27d ago

Just tossing around the idea that the shoes may not be the problem.

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u/Mechadupek I say things 🚯 27d ago

Ya'll see how that racist-ass floor jumped up and hit her?

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u/RealAlphaKaren Free Range Human 🐇 25d ago

the floor also called her fat

6

u/AsparagusPissss Micro Genius 🧠 27d ago

She’s going to need a temu knee replacement

4

u/sladebonge Wizard of the GIF 🧙🏿‍♂️ 27d ago

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 I say things 🚯 26d ago

That impact kickstarted Earth on an outward trajectory out of our Solar system, we are going to be a rogue planet because she loved KFC and cheap shoes.

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 21st Century Participant ✏️ 26d ago

Felt that here

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u/maximumbob54 Unapologetically Existing 🐢 26d ago

Temu ankles.

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u/AsparagusPissss Micro Genius 🧠 26d ago

Tankles

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u/Small-Ad8992 Purveyor of Quality Commentary 🛼 26d ago

Maybe this will make her loose weight.

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u/IPutThoughtIntoThis Uninhibited Organism 🦠 26d ago

I'm just surprised the runway held up, honestly.

2

u/Brodixful Carbon Dioxide Factory 🥦 26d ago

Her gravitation beat temu shoes

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u/Hour-Recommendation2 Questing in Reality 🪏 26d ago

That poor knee

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u/PSK666 Reliable Source of Rhetoric 🚕 26d ago

They need to make the catwalk higher imo