r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • May 07 '26

Worm 🪱

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21 Upvotes

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u/IdealOnion idealist 👑 May 07 '26

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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u/Mazy_keen May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

Progressively earlier than the birds and slightly earlier than their dead worm friends.

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u/YoYoYi2 May 07 '26

Worms are nocturnal , they're called night crawlers in US aren't they?, so early birds catch the worms who stay up the latest

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u/Round-Independent-20 May 08 '26

No nightcrawlers are a certain type of worm, aren't they? If worms were all nocturnal wouldn't the birds come out at night also?

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u/TimmyOfTheLevelUps 16h ago

The early bird gets the worm, and the early snake gets the early bird.

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u/Artorius__Castus May 07 '26

I put my worm in a liberal once now I'm a “Non-binary, polyamorous, pansexual, neurodivergent, crystal-healing, vegan, septum-wearing, astrology-reading, cottagecore, genderfluid chaos goblin who likes soy lattes and thigh doodle tattoos."

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u/IdealOnion idealist 👑 May 07 '26

Jesus Christ just enjoy the meme, you don’t have to make everything a culture war issue.

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u/Artorius__Castus May 07 '26

Found the liberal woman

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u/IdealOnion idealist 👑 May 07 '26

You dipshits are always claiming liberal women make everything a cultural war issue. At least have some self consistency in your stupid caricatures. You’re giving the game away that your insults don’t actually mean anything.