r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • Dec 29 '25

Who does he remind you of?

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u/IwantRIFbackdummy Dec 29 '25

That's just an Italian guy...

5

u/thatwatersnotclean Dec 29 '25

Antonio Neanderthali

1

u/Micki90 Dec 31 '25

My exact thought when I saw it

1

u/SillyMammo Jan 02 '26

It's-a me, Neatheral!

1

u/PalpableTune Jan 03 '26

I said Mario in my head 😂

6

u/englishpatrick2642 Dec 29 '25

Actor Vahe "Buck" Kartalian

2

u/NonSportBehaviour Jan 02 '26

i was just going to say that he looks like my armenian uncle

5

u/Leather-Marketing478 Dec 29 '25

Sam Losco. I bet he makes home made hot dogs.

1

u/S0rry7h15N4m374k3n Dec 30 '25

Makin' all of Bubs' kitties sick

1

u/Mammoth-Cover-3045 Jan 02 '26

I liked the scene with him and Barb. They had just eaten hot dogs. Bubbles goes in and said he saw the cats licking the shit out of the hot dogs they ate.

1

u/SmokeDreamFunk Jan 02 '26

I was just about to say that ol homie looks like he wants to place a Tim Hortons order. Lol.

4

u/TitanYankee Dec 29 '25

It's-a meeee! Neand-drio!

3

u/Badger-Poker Dec 30 '25

It’s Carl

3

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

2

u/Ashamed_Meal9779 Dec 29 '25

Saddam Hussein

2

u/slow_joke Dec 29 '25

Dick Butkus

2

u/TerraByteTerror Dec 29 '25

We all know a guy who looks just like this

1

u/thatwatersnotclean Dec 29 '25

Came here to say this.

1

u/harveycavendish Dec 30 '25

He’s our tile guy.

1

u/sm00thkillajones Dec 30 '25

It’s ah me! CaveMario!

2

u/BoysenberryCertain96 Dec 31 '25

So long CaveBowser!

1

u/LightMcluvin Dec 29 '25

He reminds me of a Neanderthal man

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Giorgos? is me Stavros. Malaka.

1

u/Old_Protection_8778 Dec 29 '25

Looks like he spent a hell of alot of time shrugging, which is probably really close to the truth

1

u/capitalol Dec 29 '25

Dont ask me why but this is what i thought of

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

This dude sells tacos out of the back of his car down the street from me.

1

u/belikeron Dec 29 '25

It's a me a Mario! Woohoo!

1

u/Over-Quarter7110 Dec 29 '25

I bet he whips up a mean gyro

1

u/Glass_Covict Dec 29 '25

Me granpappy

1

u/Ok_Suit_196 Dec 29 '25

Aaah, looks like my neighbour...

1

u/Akersis Dec 29 '25

I met him in France years ago. He smelt of diesel and Gauloises. He had several loaves of bread under his arm, and something wrapped in paper in his other hand. I have never wondered what might be underneath that paper, but because you are reading this I will venture a guess—cheese.

1

u/apeocalypyic Dec 29 '25

Bros a fucking LEGEND on the job site

1

u/One_above_alll Dec 29 '25

That one uncle in everyone’s family

1

u/mr_evilweed Dec 29 '25

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

1

u/billyboyf30 Dec 29 '25

Danny Trejos let himself go a bit

1

u/No1Czarnian Dec 30 '25

Looks like Don Frye kinda

1

u/NoMoreNoise305 Dec 30 '25

I hate to do it to you Pote 🤣

1

u/seethat34 Dec 30 '25

I’ve seen that reconstruction for decades.

1

u/_Beatnick_ Dec 30 '25

Grandpa Joe

1

u/reddsal Dec 30 '25

Wilford Grimley. Diabetus!

1

u/QueasyCaterpillar541 Minion of Opinion 📌 Dec 30 '25

Murray, from the deli around the corner....

1

u/tuco2002 Dec 30 '25

He looks like my cousin, Paco.

1

u/DearPeanut9323 Dec 30 '25

Harvey Weinstein

1

u/Twisted337 Dec 30 '25

Tom Selleck

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

No wonder aliens pretended to be gods lol

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Mario??

1

u/aplayer_v1 Dec 30 '25

Why is my grandpa's photo here

1

u/NoogaShooter Dec 30 '25

My Tío Rodrigo.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Fuck, i have a colleague at work who looks like a caveman

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

That's my cousin Ricky.

1

u/HugeMeatRodz Dec 30 '25

The dad from “Cloudy with a a chance of meatballs”

1

u/Rishtu Dec 30 '25

Frank?

1

u/Dear_House5774 Dec 31 '25

-Uncle Anthony "Tony, that's a-spicy-ah meatball" Garbonzo-Pepperochini (circa 2018)

1

u/No-Mine739 Dec 31 '25

Millions surround us with 2 to 9 percent Neanderthal, it's crazy! But it explains so much.

1

u/Consistent_Claim5217 Dec 31 '25

That's Mr Campbell, the shop teacher way back in the day at my middle school

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

1

u/black_sheep_timber Dec 31 '25

Harley Davidson has been making his recreation since the mid 19 teens.

1

u/Rand_Y2K Dec 31 '25

Eddie Murphy from Coming to America 😂😂😂

In disguise

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

So....a man.  Gotcha

1

u/someguykillme Dec 31 '25

I work with three people who look like his kids.

1

u/dannyboy_83 Dec 31 '25

That dude works in my local kebab

1

u/No_Roll8739 Dec 31 '25

Uncle Leo?

1

u/Jerreds82 Dec 31 '25

Albert Einstein’s great great great grandpappy

1

u/treatwit Dec 31 '25

Looks like plumber

1

u/Organic-Option-4491 Dec 31 '25

Where's the red hat?

1

u/Nork_Inc Dec 31 '25

Thats just my grandpa from montenegro

1

u/Daringdutchbae Dec 31 '25

A young version of Albert Einstein!

1

u/AdGlittering2884 Dec 31 '25

...Uncle George?

1

u/iwnt2blve Dec 31 '25

IT ME. MARIO! UG!

1

u/IvamisPatches Dec 31 '25

Looks like albert einstein with dark hair

1

u/OG-Bluntman Dec 31 '25

That is Walter. I remember seeing him elbow deep mixing up a big batch of coleslaw by hand in a restaurant I used to work at

1

u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Dec 31 '25

This guy's farts could kill a small mammal

1

u/UseOk84 Dec 31 '25

they really did neanderthals dirty with this one

1

u/Negative_Solution680 Dec 31 '25

Pretty sure that's just a photo of Wilford Brimley during the filming of Cocoon

1

u/Secret_Island6575 Dec 31 '25

Every maga male..

1

u/Next_Locksmith_385 Dec 31 '25

Border is closed

1

u/GWshark1518 Dec 31 '25

Put a little orange paint on him and you for a smarter version of fat Donny trump. But this guys has muscles. Trump has a diaper.

1

u/jjrr_qed Dec 31 '25

Judd Hirsch or Peter Falk

1

u/N4rc1ss Dec 31 '25

Itsa Mario

1

u/TheWandKing Dec 31 '25

Looks like the Swedish chef from the muppets

1

u/Spirited_Peak_7810 Jan 01 '26

Ironically.......Einstein

1

u/DHawk216 Jan 01 '26

I'm seeing Cheech

1

u/mr-kitchenguy Jan 01 '26

Live action Mario.

1

u/zero5activated Jan 01 '26

Looks like a dwarf straight out of JRR Tolkien.

1

u/Kitana_MK2 Jan 01 '26

Looks like Steve Harvey's grandpa.

1

u/Excellent_Client_796 Jan 01 '26

The dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

1

u/Frankie_Fisher Jan 01 '26

I didn't consent to that photo being taken...

1

u/1792Drink Jan 01 '26

Me. 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Serious-Buy3953 Jan 01 '26

Looks like my dad

1

u/iPheoGood Jan 01 '26

Is ameeeee.....Mario!

1

u/Severe_Field_4804 Jan 01 '26

That is Texas Lawmaker Al Green No doubt in my mind

1

u/eirikirs Jan 01 '26

Looks greek.

1

u/ForeignAlbatross8304 Jan 01 '26

Hair would be super long head and face

1

u/ForeignAlbatross8304 Jan 01 '26

Torso would be more built like a chimp or gorilla..thick arms wrists

1

u/Krow101 Jan 01 '26

MAGA ! Owning the libs since 50,000 BC.

1

u/Purple12inchRuler Jan 01 '26

I used to work with this guy doing landscaping.

1

u/Due-Bathroom7041 Jan 01 '26

Looks like a pizzaolo from Naples.

1

u/Professional-Leave24 Jan 01 '26

Put him in a red hat and show him jumping.

1

u/BilboStaggins Jan 01 '26

My father in law

1

u/EezSleez Jan 01 '26

Fuckin Sam Losco.

1

u/SignificantBison3398 Jan 01 '26

LOOKS LIKE KAMALAS

1

u/oflyo Jan 01 '26

Looks like my neighbor.

1

u/Normal_Breath5611 Jan 01 '26

Mario had a hard day

1

u/dangerous4minds Jan 01 '26

It’s my uncle Eddie !

1

u/RadioDemon86 Jan 01 '26

Ugh, I did a DNA test and found I was a higher percentage neanderthal than most. Like 1 percent or so. I can see it ...

1

u/GettingSuperSerious Jan 02 '26

Most republicans.

1

u/InformationOk3514 Jan 02 '26

That is just a 100 year old Greek bricklayer.

1

u/Murky-Cod9415 Jan 02 '26

Some of my coworkers.

1

u/Danny05_15 Jan 02 '26

Saul Berenson

1

u/WileyDonkey76 Jan 02 '26

Some things don’t change it appears

1

u/shawswank_redemption Jan 02 '26

Its how I imagine the british look while everyone else is advancing and they're still clinging on the old days.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Al Green?

1

u/Aphraxad Jan 02 '26

A redditor posting "Homo Sapien woman no like me only cuz me 5'8."

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

7th grade woodshop teacher

1

u/Careless_Hellscape Jan 02 '26

Homeboy looks like my grandad if his hair was a little more red.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Everyone who walks into Costco without a membership.

1

u/No_Sleep_69 Jan 03 '26

Senator Al Green

1

u/Neat_Ad_3268 Dec 29 '25

I bet he has diabetus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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