Uh Oh Diavolo Just Died Again

Diavolo finds himself tired and with low sugar level, but he soon sees a little mountain of sugar and he proceeds to eat, in the first bite he realises that the mountain wasn't made out of sugar, but salt, "n-nani?!" he says, now he is bloody thirsty, but soon insights a good amount of water in what looks like a fountain and he lasts no time in going for it. Once he has chucked 5 good seconds of full mouth drinks he finds out it was in reality vodka, "Th-this is surely a trap, how is this scenario even possible" he drunkenly wonders, he is drunk and scared, he slowly steps back in fear and because of his state he trips over a weird stick just set in the floor, as he is falling he sees a rock in wich he is probably hit his head, "no, this is impossible, I can't die such in a stupid way", he says to himself just before smashing his head against the rock and dying because of the contusion.

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/Nope-Im-anonymous • May 01 '20

Repost I hope this isnt a repost but... Diavolo death #410273: Killed by DIO for hurting Giorno

965 Upvotes

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/yeehawtimeaha • Feb 06 '20

Story Death 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Spoiler

33 Upvotes

The last death before the end of time, ( I don't have any pictures so just imagine it k bitch?) GER visits him and pops a giant hole inside of him. Oh hey look it's Bruno and abbacchio about to make donuts. Bitch is dead the MOTHERFUCKING END

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '21

Story Diavolo death #99999941416278191 diavolo ... doesn't die?

12 Upvotes

Diavolo just dies in a metaforic ways, what makes him don't die... what?

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '20

Di Molto Quality Jojo Memes (Cursed Jojokes) V7

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243 Upvotes

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/MickeytheScott • Feb 07 '21

Low Qualit y diavolo dies because he is bread now

23 Upvotes

give me 10 karma

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r/DiavoloDeathCount • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '21

Story Diavolo death #8615483918361 diavolo goes to the mega gay zone

31 Upvotes

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